You commit suicide, and wake up in heaven. You look beside you, and god is sitting there...

You commit suicide, and wake up in heaven. You look beside you, and god is sitting there. He says you are his new apprentice, and if you roll dubs, you got to add something to a new planet.

ponies

Traps that arent gay

a stable atmosphere

Suicide is a mortal sin, you wake up in Hell with 14 inches of the Devil’s barbed cock up your ass.

Traps are hash and always will be

Feminism is a crime and god doesn't exist

Roll

Suicide
>heaven pick one retard

Any creatures now created will forever have the mentality hat there is no god and feminism is bad.

Quads checked. You are god user

Checked

Normal people fuck their pets

water check em

Compassion

Wars are fought with dick swords

Niggers

Witness em

Politicians get tasered in the nipples whenever they do something stupid.

If there are any politicians in the future and tasers are invented, this shall happen.

air u can BREETH

damn

I add an island that slowly over time starts to take the form of Joseph Stalin’s head.

Prosperous Communism for eternity.

Giant whales that not only swim in the ocean but can fly up to 40,000 feet.

Can I ride one???

Your reply was dubs so I'll count it.

while he's explaining all that, i gut him