You commit suicide, and wake up in heaven. You look beside you, and god is sitting there. He says you are his new apprentice, and if you roll dubs, you got to add something to a new planet.
You commit suicide, and wake up in heaven. You look beside you, and god is sitting there...
ponies
Traps that arent gay
a stable atmosphere
Suicide is a mortal sin, you wake up in Hell with 14 inches of the Devil’s barbed cock up your ass.
Traps are hash and always will be
Feminism is a crime and god doesn't exist
Roll
Suicide
>heaven pick one retard
Any creatures now created will forever have the mentality hat there is no god and feminism is bad.
Quads checked. You are god user
Checked
Normal people fuck their pets
water check em
Compassion
Wars are fought with dick swords
Niggers
Witness em
Politicians get tasered in the nipples whenever they do something stupid.
If there are any politicians in the future and tasers are invented, this shall happen.
air u can BREETH
damn
I add an island that slowly over time starts to take the form of Joseph Stalin’s head.
Prosperous Communism for eternity.
Giant whales that not only swim in the ocean but can fly up to 40,000 feet.
Can I ride one???
Your reply was dubs so I'll count it.
while he's explaining all that, i gut him