Come on India... is literally everything covered in shit?

Come on India... is literally everything covered in shit?

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POO IN MAUSOLOO

Not really, but most of it is.

No amount of wagon wheels can carry away India's shame

We are one of the most shameless people on the earth.

We are one of the most looless people on earth.

Oh it shows, India

Didn't know that, welcome to the club brother.

I still have faith in you Indianbro. Just join the St. Thomas Christians (preferably the ones in full communion with Rome) I'm sure things will get better.

I love David Bowie!

Thanks, I am happy being hindu. Indian Christians are already catholics and portuguese have built some dope churches for them.

I'm really sorry about people only replying with POO and DESIGNATED every time you post, it's just the whole rising superpower meme really is dragged down by the 3rd world health issues, it's really the only thing holding you back

>"Fifty-two drains are pouring waste directly into the river and just behind the monument, Yamuna has become so stagnant that fish that earlier kept insect populations in check are dying. This allows pests to proliferate in the river," Mr Joshi told the BBC by phone from the northern city of Agra where the Taj is located.
I didn't expect them to be dumping their waste right behind the Taj Mahal.

You shouldn't be. It really helped us, the new government is actually emphasizing on building toilets. It may sound weird but most of we Indians find mocking each other a friendly gesture.

One renowned magazine lifted our hopes up by saying India could be a superpower, UNESCO made a "poo in loo video" in english and published it on youtube without even considering that if an Indian can afford an english education and can access internet, he/she can also afford a toilet. Those are the real culprits xD

Cool shitpost m80

I realy am envious of yalls shameless bromances. It may look realy odd and cheasy to the west but yall seem to enjoy it and nothing wrong forming strong fraternal bonds.

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For people like me (antisocial) its annoying but Indian shameless bromances is the real legit shit.
Especially the sikhs, If you made a sikh friend he will have your back for the rest of your life even if it requires him gathering 40-50 other sikhs to beat someone's ass with hockey sticks.

Pajeet, doesn't it bother you that more of your countrymen have access to cell phones than clean shitters? Why don't the wealthy Indians maybe give back to their country and have some patriotism like the classic American captains of industry? This is why you will never be a super power!

How can such based people allow Pakistan to keep existing right over the border ;(

THREATENED BY POO

>xD
Poo in redd.it

Our actual goal is to be the regional power in south Asia.
Cell phones are very cheap here and network providers provide new prepaid connection for free.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
>The primary payload of satellite is a scatterometer which is similar to the payload launched with Oceansat-2. The weight of the scatterometer is 110 kg.[1] This scatterometer had accurately predicted cyclone Phailin in Orissa coast in October 2013.

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i knew it, the india scatsat 1 isbringing back poo in the loo meems

Thats an odd phenomena I must agree.

You'd think it would be turning brown

Well people here are demanding a nuclear war with Pakistan for decades actually but the problem is our government is cucked by the UN and the fact that China is openly supporting Pakistan, so it will be China + Pakistan vs. India.

You know what is absolutely everywhere in America? Toilet access... get your priorities in order Pajeet!

I dont really think nukes exist, pajeet, and your government doesnt have them, neither do russia, no one has nukes.

why is that?

because they're a boogeyman none existent weapons these "elites" use to keep us in perpetual fear.

>elites
Oh, come on now, you should just name them already

We are building toilets, it takes time building hundred millions of toilets. The best part about India is you can download/use/possess pirated stuff, only selling it is a felony.

Do you really even care if the shit niggers blow each other to pieces? The only thing we'd have to worry about is the fecal - fallout. A small price to pay.

Asif is a wise guy.

>Indian DADS and SONS

Oh god please

I mean for fuck sakes

RUSSIAN HAVE NUKES


do you know this world would have been scorched a couple of times over if such reckless aggressors like russians indeed over possessed such weapon?


That alone says nukes dont exist.

Indian parents are allowed to beat their kids, Indian dads only let you live in their house if you agree to be a doctor/engineer or you quit school and start working.

I can't help but read all your stupid posts like Apu, Pajeet. And we all know...

Underrated kek

>We are one of the most shameless people on the earth.

Yes you are. The world is disgusted by your shit-loving "culture".

>Indian dads only let you live in their house if you agree to be a doctor/engineer or you quit school and start working.
That's the right attitude to be honest. We need more of that in the West, too many lazy faggots getting arts degrees.

Besto Korea has nukes as well, right?
I don't think if nukes really were such a non-factor, all the governments of the world would be rallying to stop them from launching it
But then again, that'd just mean that the governments are all in this

bhai click on that image

my sides

I honestly don't know any NEETs and nor have I heard of them
If you're still living with your parents then you're either studying or already have a job
If you're unemployed and continue to stay that way, you get disowned

No Best Korea's nukes are a meme

Then why is every government across the globe freaking out about it?
Or is it just a planned masquerade to keep the goyim afraid?

North koreans are smarter to know that the rich dont really give a fuck about the poor, especially in the "western civilization.

They got their happening bunkers all ready to shelter them is war breaks out

But what the norks do have are orbit capable rockets packed with rocks,gravel,sand etc. Ready to be launched at a push of the button.

When they reach orbital level they will litter that it with so much debris it'll kill off every satelite and space station up there and my it unusable for a centuries.

Do you know how much money this would cost these rich fucks?

Kim knows that to have these western imperialist assholes by the nutsacks, you have to put a knife to their rich scumbag's necks.

So is the meme about Besto Korea being a utopia true?

No but a "utopia" on this planet is a meme

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space is the only place to go

>tfw no designated shitting planets by 2020

Pooranus
Poopiter
Neptpoone
Pooto

Maybe when inter-galactic space travel will be possible, we'll have designated shitting galaxies too

Nobody respects someone perusing arts in India. Some parents here even disown their child for even participating in dance reality shows.

I'm sure you've got great plans in mind designated shitposter

That's barbaric.

>Some parents here even disown their child for even participating in dance reality shows.
Never heard of that happening over here
Where are you from by the way?
I'm from New Bombay / Navi Mumbai

Of course I do :^)

not gonna lie India your men are some of the most perverted fucks on the planet, my gf's friend had an Indian guy sniff her fucking hair when walking around in daylight

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No one is ever freaking out about it
Wtf are you talking about

>oh we must stop ebil kim
>ebil dicktator gon launch nukes
>sheeeeit someone stop kim

Its literally in the news all the time over here
Idk how things are in Austria tho

>sniffed her hair

you dont get to be one of the highest populated regions in the world by not being a horny ass fuck

Delhi.

Many of us are perverted fucks. that's true.

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Indians just need to embrace christianity. Most of your peoples probelms is as a result of your culture. For some reason i know alot of portuguese Indian christians in my neaighbouthood, and they seem pretty civilised.

>embracing an abrahamic religion


are you out of your fucking mind?

I dunno know of any protestant Indians, they are all Catholics here
And lets be fair, Catholicism is pretty much cucked right now
As a Hindu at least I can be happy that I won't get cucked out of existence

if no one jesus's them, they're going to get mohammed'd

i like indians. they're the only ones with porn openly displayed at gas stations. for that i salute them.

Nice
I've only been to Delhi once and I was a kid back then, but I think I had fun

Well hinduism was okay until the mudslims invaded. We even invented the kamasutra but the mudslims raping our women forced us to have some barbaric rituals like sati pratha (burning the widow along with her dead husband's pyre to save her from mudslim rapists) Or the caste system (castes were supposed to be allotted by a person's ability and not by birth)
But the only reason hinduism is still surviving till now is because it is always ready to change like the sati pratha has already been abolished.

Mohammads have been living in India for hundreds of years and India is still majority Hindu
I don't think we're in any danger of being mohammaded'd in the near future

Yeah sure we do.
Do we really have that kind of issues with out muslims?It's nowhere near as bad as the ones that is going around europe.

On top of it BJP is keeping them on check.Its the left wing cucks we should worry about.

Thank god BJP is in power. Our muslims know they are outnumbered against hindus.

designated shitting monument

>Our muslims know they are outnumbered against hindus.
they have a much higher birthrate though, you might want to do something about that.

I do appreciate the fact that they are in power.But at a same time a majority of them are shit tier traditionalist.A majority of whom are still stuck in the 1st stage of red pill.
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If they were a little bit smarter and felt the power of meme magic(along with modi's infinite charisma),then they would have drawn a lot more youth than they are at this point.

From where i am from the entire campus is filled with commies and cucks.It's a huge issue here.

Yup, that is a very big concern for hindus.

That is true for the entire lower class(economically).However we got illegal immigrants issue here in the eastern parts.

Irrespective of religion.

Yup that's true. But at least they are trying to improve the sanitation and the infrastructure unlike congress which did nothing for 15 years.

don't worry. The company i work for is making rapid process in getting water treatment and cooling towers to all parts of india.

They are indeed.They are pretty much our only hope.I don't deny that.

More important than that is our cultural identity(no i am not downplaying the solutions you spoke off),It seems like it is diminishing.And what makes it even more messy is the fact that we literally got around hundreds of different sub-cultures here.

A national sovereignty is much harder to maintain in this situations unlike a homogeneous nation.

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t. fedora tipper

Days of shitting street is coming to an end brother.

They only reason we are still united is because of our common hatred against the British rule. And it is fading away with time.

>And it is fading away with time.
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US. Come on, you know you want to be with us again.

Besides that. What do young people even do in India? I know they would study, but what kind of jobs do people even take up there? (apart from IT and convenience stores)

Actually we almost had a nuclear exchange 3 separate times during the cold war. We got VERY close.

I don't think it is because of our common hatred against the brit cucks.But then again i know nothing of my people,it's a shame.

But if it is,then i agree with you.We need something better than just nationalism,that would have worked fine in a homogeneous nation.I mean already various states are dividing up and then some are even demanding to be separate nations.

Govn. jobs and engineering,aside from that law and MBA/business studies.These are our (middle class normies) meme future choices.

NEET phenomenon haven't hit us yet,as we aren't exactly big on welfare.

>not including a scatman reference
youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g

Uneducated ones - labour jobs
Educated ones - preferably doctors/engineers if not then in defense, police, government jobs, MNCs, call centers, teaching.
Good for nothing people - Teaches dance/music/arts to kids.

>call centers
>educated ones.

You know our country consider the people who can read and write in any language as educated people right?

Are you guys ever tempted to go and find a shitting street after it became a meme? Just to try it out?

Nope. Not me at least.

Never, that's gross bihari thing to do.

Not educated but literate i guess.I actually worked in a call center after my 10th board exam for a mnth.Those fuckers can't even spell shit properly.

What about taking a dip in the Ganges?