Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

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Because trump might be potus. Cant kill myself until ive seen the god emperor in his rightful throne.

It would make my family and small group of friends sad. :/

Why haven't you?

because your mother is still sucking my cock

won't they be relieved?

I just want to watch the world burn first.

Why haven't you, Aussie? Not that I want you to be killed, you boys are great and all with the shitposting.

Because I'm in love with David Bowie!

Nah if that were the case I would have done it by now silly poo man!

I feel like suicide would be the most logical solution, but i'm still not given up on improving myself, im tired of being a degenerate smhtbhfam

Because I'm better than you.

If you are a cuck, a betrayer of your race, and stand with the evil ones then maybe you should take your own advice.

Because if I'm gone, then who's going to vote for trump? My family's gotta have somebody who'll survive the day of the rope.

you get x=1 to 120 years of life
you get limit n as n approaches infinity years of nonexistence

why would you make x even shorter

Because I'd need to sell all of my stuff first and so far I'm too lazy.

because i'm feeling the bern and i want to see clinton lose

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and i'm referring to the general, since she wants to steal the primary

I don't want to miss The Happening. It's all that keeps me going these days.

I live only once.
Or at least I hope so.
I think I'll see this shit through to the end.
It's only a matter of time
I will die eventually

Because Overwatch my favourite animu has 2 new seasons confirmed, literally the only things I'm living for.

Because that's what the Muslims want me to do.

I'm holding out for immortality via the machine.

But if I did, who else is going to shitpost on Sup Forums and Sup Forums?

Relief is finding a toilet when you desperately need a shit. But you wouldn't know about looking for a place to shit, you live in one.

If the surgeon general declines my application for the Air Force im probably gonna end it. No point in carrying on

Honestly, the world would be a better place is everyone on this site committed suicide, myself excluded until the very wend.

It wasn't our choice to be brought into this world, just as it isn't our choice to be taken from it.

You forgot Sup Forums

Death is boring, and I'm not in pain. I'm comfy.

Because I'm not a pussy and can deal with my problems on my own. I think about it quite often though.

Because im a christian and a coward and i dont want to face eternal damnation

how many times and where outside did you relieve yourself today?

Because I'm not a faggot like you.

I tried, EMT's were too good. And now my family has stolen me and is keeping me under watch in Canada. Fuck I miss Texas.

Because the world needs to suffer, and I make people I come into contact with very uncomfortable, indeed. I have a purpose, and it's my pleasure to carry it out against such deserving folks.

Because I'm too likely to fail and until then I get tonnes of welfare

Uh if you do kill yourself then its completely in your hands

Death is the end forever,have a little fun while you're being alive.

why cant you hold all your aspergers

Because I don't want to miss all the cool shit that can happen in the future.