HELP MY GIRL FREIND CAUGHT ME FUCKING MY CAT

HELP MY GIRL FREIND CAUGHT ME FUCKING MY CAT

who needs burying?

the cat of the gf?

my gf at this point! I think she is gonna call the cops

kill them both and by a snake, its better than both. Also dont fuck the snake just buy a pocket pussy

guys I really don't know what to do.

shouldn't have fucked your cat, stupid nigger

this is pretty funny
tell story of why you're fucking your cat

I was really drunk and horny and I was always into that kind of thing but
i just never tried it until tonight..

nigger do you live in the rural south? how are you that delirious?

how'd your gf catch you? were u just too drunk to realize you were fucking your cat in the open or...?

You're retarded OP

...

I was in my room with my cat and I thought my gf was sleeping on the couch but she woke up

why didnt you just ask ur gf to fuck you

she was sleeping and I was so horny

headass
whats the situation now

>headass

Ive just locked my self in my room and have no clue what she is doing. I think she may have called the cops but idk

yeah, headass
what's the problem

oh boy, you're in some shit now

the amount of autism is staggering.

I would jump out the window with valuables and hide.

Tell them the cat initiated it.

run bitch

You have a pecker small enough to fuck a cat AND a girlfriend??

Well you done fucked up now
How high were you or are you into that shit

dicks don't fit inside cats

That's what you get for thinking that you can get as much pussy as you want.

yes they do

they have a butthole

>they have a butthole
That's not an option

how could they? cats are like 1/10 the size of a human, why would they have a canal big enough for a human penis?

maybe penis just small

Tell them the cat pulled down your pants

i have a feeling this is bait but if not just say you were really fucking high on something that made you a little too screwloose. What did you say to her when she saw you or what did she say to you? also was it truly visible that your dick was inside of the cat?

tell them the cat lured you into doing it

what, is Sup Forums suddenly against anal or something?

I was horny and got it in okay! I hate my self so much.

You just get to a certain point on your life where you question whether it's worth getting cat shit on your dick.

You share with virgins that you have a girlfriend, but you choose to fuck a cat.

Fucking idiot.

You just get to a certain point on your life where you question whether it's worth fucking your cat

start fucking everything. every object you have. claim you took drugs and the cat just happened to be in there at a bad time.

You just get to a certain point on your life where you question whether it's worth fucking your gf when the cat is right there

cat > gf

Armed standoff NOW

GUYS SHE IS TRYING TO GET INTO MY ROOM i'M SCARED PLEASE HELP!

make out w her

gg m8

Someone screen cap this thread. I've gotten a couple hearty keks from this

Pics or don’t count also how deep did you go?

oh god
!!! why did I have to fuck m ycat

I didn't take pics and pretty deep

THIS.

it's a little too late she saw the look in my eyes SHE KNOWS

You need to stop cheating on that warm,loving,companion...with those fucking smooth skinned hussies....your lady is really pissed at you bro

what look? christ

it's too late for that

ahhh she is still knocking!!! FUCK IT i'M JUST GONNA PACK MY SHIT AND RUN LIKE HELL!

Deny till the end. Unless the cat rats you out..

I don't denying it will work

>bitch knows she cant compete with that pussy

stream this. post the link

Destroy the evidence now.

this

Tell her she can have her turn when you're done.

uh
fuck her?
give her "that look" and make it your "im tripping balls kek" look by showing it to her every few seconds. unless she truly knows that drunken cat-horny look in which case you are screwed and rip gf

I don't think I can do anytjingv FUCK IT i'M gonna run and go sleep in a hotel for whiel

yes

okay guys I got my shit packed thanks for your help good bye!

You need to leave the county. Welcome to drifter life, hope the pussy was tight.

How is your shit so small that it can even fit in a cat...

you have autism

take a selfie with the cat before you leave

riiiiight

kek

DONT LEAVE YOUR CAT user

bring the cat w you