Anyone smoke catnip before? What can I expect?

Anyone smoke catnip before? What can I expect?

In my hand. Looks like weed. Smells like tea.

what the actual hell thats a thing?

It literally does nothing, you won't get high but you might get sick.

You can expect to repeat grade 8.

Wrong, op will get a headache and blacklung

won't do anything to humans. its for cats.

Expect cats to be attracted to you

Smoke it and find out, you pussy.

Many people who drink catnip tea report that it has a slight hypnotic effect and can cause good sleep, it also helps to relax when taken after a hard day of work. The potency of this particular type of tea depends on how long the plant has been steeped.

The leaves or flowers of catnip are first dried and then later used for smoking. >Generally when this plant is smoked it warms the entire body, itproduces a sense ofcalm and relaxation and sometimes a mild sense of euphoria coupled with giddiness.

So basically... Catnip is weed

Slow agonizing death

If you sprinkle it around it can help repel mosquitos.

Some say it gives off a very light calming affect, also apparently helps clean the urinary tract.

You CAN smoke it, but youre better off just getting weed.

just my opinion but like, you should get real drugs or something instead if that's the effect you want :p

Catnip is the cheap man's weed. For the price you pay for an eighth of weed, you can get catnip that will last you the whole year.

From wikipedia

Nepeta catariacan be brewed to produce a herbal tea.[20]It is also used as a culinaryherbfor many dishes. Catnip can also be ingested through smoking the herb. It has a minor effect on relaxation, similar to otherherbal cigarettes.[21][not in citation given]

> Be in 8th grade
> Have birthday-party sleepover with three best friends
> one is in 8th grade with me, other two are in 9th grade and thus in highschool already
> one friend brings his favorite movie at the time, "dogma"
> decide to make the movie theme "Jay and Silent Bob"
> 2am
> Jay and silent bob strike back credits play to "because I got high"
> Best friend 1: "huehuehue, hey guys, i know how to roll a joint"
> grabs catnip
> we spark it up right there in the living room
> all laughing and pretending to be high
> mom walks downstairs, starts screeming
> Dad wakes up, calls the police
> Best friend 3 disappears out of the house. We didn't see him for three days.
> Best friend 2 cried untill mom believed it was just catnip
> Dad: "Only you dumbasses would be stupid enough to smoke catnip. You're still grounded for smoking in the house"

I used to smoke cat nip. It will get you barely faded. Also, the headache is inevitable, so have some advil

you can expect to experience a moderate to heavy placebo effect.

FROM MY EXPERIENCES,
best case scenario a pathetically slight sense of relaxation which is most likely a placebo/due to the act of smoking itself
worst case scenario fucking terrible headache and nausea following you into the next day

dont bother

>be freshman in high school 2006
>guy sells catnip to other student
>sells me my first bag
>hanging out with few others at arcade
>smoke said bag behind building
>he makes fun of a guy for smoking cat nip and saying it was the best weed ever
>i didnt buy catnip

few

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