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Paige is on Chopped tonight

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we /cynthia/ now

Is Carlos Conduit a meme fighter?

good OP bud

who wins if this fight happened now?

The Fans

i would unironically take cynthia over paige

Has embedded been good? I havent watched any of the the new ones.

Imagine being such a loser you actually enjoy low level WMMA

is that bruno mars

why does others enjoying something make you upset?

Why is she so perfect bros?

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I bet you pay for PPV's as well

Why are you proud of being poor?

Why are you okay with supporting Dana's addiction?

What's he addicted to?

In the embedded's it shows weedman is training at "Longo-Weidman MMA".

I thought it was Serra-Longo MMA? Did Serra and Longo fall out with each other?

if we only knew

>he can't afford to drop over a grand on UFC tickets

lmao

Could be different locations.

Many things, cocaine,hookers,alcohol, you name it

i got tickets to 210 for $75. you're an idiot lol

Does Gayguard make sense by demanding higher paychecks? He has a high finish rate but his personality is boring.

Tfw too intelligent to buy PPV's

Rate this training:

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the moose is loose

>all that dick and only 3 chicks to take it
Paige is a selfish asshole to leave these chicks to pick up the slack on her dick taking for the Alpha Male guys. They can only swallow so much cum in a day

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>paying money to see DC

lol youre the idiot here bud.

What does "DC" stand for?

im honestlly more excited to see gayguard and calvillo also aldana

YOU'RE GETTING EMOTIONAL DANIEL

A dude who lost to Benson Henderson, Lorenz Larkin, Al Iaquinta, Rustam Khabilov, Gilbert Melendez and Paul Daley is seriously being considered by heem as the guy whose gonna beat Maia

Damn tickets for 210 were cheap as fuck. DC can't draw a bath.

Is jumping an effective tactic against takedowns?

there are "men" ITT that would take Paige over Cynthia

>all decisions
>half split decisions

Stop posting this here

unbelievable

I bet you didn't watch any of those fights

In fact I bet the first Masvidal fight you watched was against Cerrone

>charge at you opponent with a telegraphed double leg from a 10 feet distance
>get kneed in the face and die
>profit

No I watched them all, he beat Al laquinta, but that's it. And even then it's not like he impressively beat him or else he would have won via the judges eyes.

Also the whole
>I bet you didn't know him until
is a great way to out yourself for not knowing him up until then. Just like casual Conor fans are doing

>He's gonna split decision Maia

Joerogan.live
>free will exists

>Demian Maia has never lost
>I'm a casual who does MMA-Math

Wew

Lol our guy

Thanks dude.

But seriously fuck poor people.

MMA math works to a degree

The guys who beat Maia had all the things Jorge lacks.

Being 144 lbs and 5'4" has you mad at the world but I'm here to tell you it's all okay little guy.

quick rundown on paige?

>Jumping that high from kneed position in his 40s

If brock doesn't come back for another fight I'm done with this semen slurping sport

What's wrong with you?

Reminder to not entertain the Floridian paedophile's such needs

do you not understand how steroids work?

nice shirt

I'm not 5'4"

We could pump you full of steroids for decades and you'd still not be able to jump half as high.

Do you not understand tainted skin cream?

yes and the point is that he cant be allowed to take steroids in the ufc. without them, he'd just be an old man

Meant for

I'm more of a dick pills type of guy

You sure about that?

Yeol is goodman

>yoel is on steroids meme

He's going to 3rd round Bisping and pop in competition.

>not praying to jesus five times a day MINIMUM

Our Lord & Saviour blesses his soldiers

Suspension up soon

>metro.us/boston/former-wwe-champ-roman-reigns-suspended-for-possible-steroids-violation/zsJpfu---t3h20XjUDAuLs
stay bluepilled

Maybe he comes back and fights Barboza

>Holly is roiding

Idiot

>he actually believes that the wwe doesnt handout steroids to their athletes

Will they rematch Khabib against this natty god before they give him a title fight?

There's a reason she was the most tested female by USADA.

What? Fuck no. Why would an unranked fighter face someone in the Top 5? They'll give him a rising prospect like Kevin Lee.

USADA bless

mmafighting.com/2017/4/4/15182832/after-multiple-battles-with-strep-throat-sage-northcutt-forced-to-get-tonsils-removed-next-week

HOLY SHIT

TONSILLESS SAGE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE

Ugh, what have they done to him? He should ask to be released and fight elsewhere.

dear god let these donks roids

>here's a reason she was the most tested female by USADA.

Cause she kicked Ronda's head off like a soccer ball and UFC did all they could to try and taint the win

>jacare faggot
>advocating steroid use

Give him back his roids.

>naming your kid after GTA protagonist

What did The Chris mean by this ?

How the fuck is this chick the third fight on a ppv in her second ufc fight?

Couch game strong.

Cause UFC knew it would upset you.

>10/10
>future strawweight goat
>is funny

if I was a fighter with really good TDD this would be my walkout song

youtube.com/watch?v=awHWColYQ90

I'm glad someone is finally teaching joe about proper meditation. It will be good for him.

Who /CALVILLO/ here?
instagram.com/p/BSbcNocg_s9/

Gabi is live on instagram. She just revealed that she's fighting in July and starting her training camp in 2 weeks

>meditation
>real
pick one, dork

Poor Japanese grandmas

>ducking Jazzy

wgaf

Did they make sure they had two Brits doing this to give MMA some needed professionalism?

If you aren't paying for UFC 210 you aren't a fan of MMA.

they're giving Jazzy a warm up fight, She's only fought one time in MMA and Gabi isn't an amateur any more. Jazzy needs it really

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