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Beyond the wasteland edition

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Why don't you just go to sleep?

My timezone differ from yours. I'm sure Flipbong is still awake at this rate. I just want to make this thread open.

I don't think that Flipbong will ever recover from the last thread bullying, maybe you'll have Sakurahime as your friend.

Did I scare off my evil twin forever?
Has anyone seen him?

I like Flipbong simply because I was the one who made him read my Kabaneri fanfic since I assumed he liked the show and live in the gayest city of his country. I still find Brits' posts fun to read (not too much into ERPing though).

What? You got those bongs mixed up lady.
Flipbong: The 100% pinoy who posts EU related crap and greentext about his fictitious life
Bakahime: The ERPing twink who likes shitty anime (the one who posts satania and read your fanfic)
Both of them told you about that before.

But Flipbong use proper writing in his posts and has an autist friend. Also isn't Bakahime a devouted Muslim?

No, Bakahime is just a twink who got redpilled into Islam by Sup Forums, he's not even muslim ffs. He's just here to ERP with other gay avatarfags and shitpost about anime.

Now I remember who. Didn't he also talk about transsexuality or something like it?

Stop discussing your trash cartoons and answer my question.
Where did he go? When did you guys last see him? Did I go to far, maybe?

OH MY GOD I HATE ANIME.
IF HATE BONERS WERE REAL THEN MY DICK WOULD BE FULL 4 INCHES AND ERECT AS THE FUCKING LEANING TOWER OF PISA AND AND AS HARD AS SILLY PUTIN.
FUCKING ANIME. WHY IS EVERYONE SO OBSESSED HERE WITH LITERAL FUCKING CARTOONS WITH BIG EYES.
FUCK!

Yes, because he think that he's a twink.

He left before I got a 3-day ban for posting porn.

don't you have a country to be annexed by our something

Forever? That's sad...
I hope it was not because of me?
PROPERTY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>I hope it was not because of me?
He probably can't stand bullying online.

Bit of a pussy, wasn't he?

I am not trannie

That's where you're wrong kiddo.
All flip """males""" have to become trannies to undercut Thai sex tourism.

I am not flipbong. Stop putting me together with him

Bakahime and Flipbong sitting in the tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

Oh yeah? Show me your dick then, mate. I know a tranny dick when I see one.

jelly?

Is /asean/ kill?

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S-stop

Why don't you have cartoons like Japan?

Does it involves using ancient jewish techniques?

Because it'll turn out like a copypaste of Japanese cartoons in the end. They at least have manhwa

good morning wageslaves

oh dear its seems i forgot it was the weekend, we that happens when you're living the wonderful neet like with no responsibility

Hello you wonderful Indonesians and other South East Asians!

I hope in the future at least one nation from ASEAN will go to the FIFA world cup finals.

None of us could even qualify for it.

Goood morning,
Such a good Saturday without MKL in sight.

who?

its okay, some of us still wageslave even on the weekends.

Hello asian brother.

Did we get another girl here /asean/
We're just that attractive ain't we?

What are you listening to right now?

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Nice

tfw you didn't get a gf cuz your stats were too low for Makoto

fucking charm

I'm getting the bad end so i can repeat again

I got with both Makoto and Tae, Tae beat me up after I cheated on her.

I'm conflicted between Futuba and Makoto, I like both and its hard for me to choose one over the other

>tfw no harem mode

>OBSESSED HERE WITH LITERAL FUCKING CARTOONS
>12-16 yo girls with mature boobs and nice butts.
I like my loli lyk dis.

Just dont go touching the real thing youll get jailed

How would a m*lay go about buying alcohol? I'm chinese-passing if that helps.

3 years more and I'm officially an Archwizard and of course I'm celebrating this auspicious occasion alone as part of the tradition which has been my practice for over 13 years.

Hey, are you the AI dev?

>denounce islam
>buy alcohol
>get drunk
>return to islam faith the next day


It's not that hard

>mfw still mage apprentice
M-must resist the alluring succubi.

I can buy Alcohol wearing even while wearing an islamic dress idk what you call it

how hard is it for Malays ?

I only have a few months left and I can already feel the magic flowing within me.

Presume he is from an area where they enforce sharia on them. Malaysia has a weird federal system with some parts having sharia and others not, and some with it only applying to muslims and some applying it to everyone.

>Myanmar user
I thought that you were Taiwanese for a moment, Mods really need to update your flag.

too few posters for them to care

I almost never see a Myanmar user here. Which board do you usually post?

/his/ and /c/

its my first time meeting a Myanmar, I thought you were Taiwanese all the time kek

which name do you prefer to call yourself Burma or Myanmar
whats it like over in Myanmar
h-how are Burmese women

That's a weird combination, but you are always welcome to post in /asean/. We really need some mainland ASEAN poster because we got sick of maritime shitposters.

Myanmar

>h-how are Burmese women
I am on here, do you think I have an idea?

Weird is me.

How old are you? This isn't fair bro I was supposed to go to Hogwarts first.

Good choice.

Actually am agnostic, just fear the cultural backlash. It's presumed Malay=Muslim, anything different and it's heresy.

>Arabic dress
The robe? In Malay its "Jubah." I guess in KL they don't care about what you do. I live in a small town where everyone knows everyone. Closest 7-11 has alcohol but the guys handling it know I'm Muslim.

Yeah about right, I live in the west coast though, we're pretty relaxed on shariah.

Hello,my asian friends!

Hello, masta

Hello
How do you get pass the great wall
>inb4 chink is not welcome here meme

Currently waiting for qt malayanon to post timestamp

Can we suck your dick?

Remove your proxy.

>3 muslimsh qts in /asean/
Better be real, this is too good to be true.

I have low expectation for this one. Meanwhile we already have Fatin here

hi

Guess I better come clean, I am actually impersonating as 'Fatin' as well as other past brunei posters. And the pic that I posted is actually a random pic.

Sorry.

Ye la tu kak Fatin

>Fatin is lying again
Post pic with timestamp to convince us otherwise.

Nice try Fatin
malayanon said she'd deliver today, fingers crossed boyz

東南亞洲萬歳
馬來西亞天下第一
馬來中華人民很力量
中國強!!

feel pretty bad vietbro
viet team will never be relevant in the world stage

What was your teenage years like, /asean/?
What sort of trouble did you get yourself into?

>be 15
>found religion
>join a heretical sect
>even made friends from iran
>know a few local ones
>got invited to an interview about the sect's situation here in malaysia
>got invited to Johor to join an event for Muharram

>no erp
>no flippol
>no bullehing
>no haram
>intellectual discussion
>nearly ded thread
this not the /asean/ I'm looking for.

It's 2 in the afternoon, Marcos. What'd you do last night, clubbing issit?

Good morning.

declaring martial law like its 70s

duts doing the dictatorial job now tho

How do I post a video here?

webm w/o sound je boleh post, at least for this board.

what is the stereotypical name of your country

>3MB max file size
>webm in VP8 format
>dont add audio to video

I want to post the timestamp that people requested but I think video is safer for privacy. I don't want to get hacked like people in previous thread and the hacker get all my banking info and personal details.

good morning Mr. Xi

Yipee

Is it really possible to get hacked just by posting in this Nigerian skin tattooing forum?

I bought a pass.
但你不是菲律宾的吗?
I'm not Xi.

in frenchie's case it was real easy to find her cause of misao + name
I dunno how that one guy found MKL and Britbong tho

in frenchie's case it was real easy to find her cause of misao + name
I dunno how that one guy found MKL and Flipbong tho

what's your view on Xi Jinping?

how you doin china
do chinks normally look down on as monkeys, like how the koreans do?

pls don't be trap pls don't be trap

全部的馬來人從小一定會講華語

How to convert a normal video to webm? I have a Macbook Air.

He is somehow too vain.While as long as the economy keeps growing,it will be ok.
Sadly yes.many people in china view southeast asia as wasteland lacking development.And the conflicts in southchina sea make us regard each other as enemies.

Which province best province?

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