First time you smoked weed

First time you smoked weed.

what do you remember, what were your first thoughts when you because high for the very first time in your life?

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>be 14 years old
>bouta smoke up for first time
>buy 1 gram from some dude
>dude and other stoner friends that I don't know too well are there too
>bouta leave with my gram but dude asks if i wanna sesh with them
>whythefucknot.png
>they rolled the join and everything
>next buddy takes out a warmup joint and we all blaze it
>take out my 1 gram cannon and bark it
>no clue how much I need to get high, or what to expect
>smoking but I don't feel anything
>finish joint and bike off
>what
>the
>fuck
>nigga
>hits me all at once, high as a fucking kite
>perma smile and squinty eye status
>proceeded to ride bike through my neighbourhood for 2 hours while staring at random people with my high face
>they think I'm retarded
>meet up with friend and he tells me to look in the mirror
>check myself and there are bugs on my teeth
>apparently didn't close my lips once because I was smiling so much
>sheeeeeeeiiit

Holy shit....

I kinda fucked it up for myself. I felt heavy, but focused my first time, but I spent most of it analyzing the effects on myself.
Still made food much more enjoyable.

Was 14 & at my old mans bbq party with all his work mates. Made a bong with an old bottle and shit.. took one small snap of some of the best dank ive smoked to this day.
Man.. my fucking eyes were poping outa my head.. like i could feel my puples dilating bigger and smaller like some fucking crack addict. & trying to function was not possible. Now days i smoke with my old man nearly every day. Good times

I tried it multiple times and it never hit me. I tried it once I had some for myself and wasn't sharing it. I got super fucked up and started thinking more in depth. Kinda freaked out, but was totally fine in the end and slept for 12 hours. But I just kinda realized everything we do is for some kinda social status or something and it's weird. Everything is social.

> be 13
> buy 1g of seedy mids in the bathroom from douchey kid with faggy emo haircut during lunch at school
> spend all day with uncomfortable plastic dimebag under my nuts because paranoid
> get home from school and grind it by smashing it with a lighter on a paper plate for some reason
> make bong out of water bottle and tin foil
> later at night, my friend/neighbor comes over and smokes it with my while my mom is asleep
> we both lay on my bed and stare at the tv, fall asleep
> mom comes in to wake me up the next morning, with another dude in my bed
> worries that I'm gay for my neighbor for the next year
> still smoked weed at least once every week after tha

I feel asleep the first few times. After that, things got better. One day I learned to avoid the devil's lettuce, and have been happier ever since. Don't smoke the green monster. It saps your already low motivation, you filthy teenager. Get a job and move out of your mother's house.

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I'm so high.

don't remember. I was about 5 when my parents started blowing it in my face. fucking hippies! started stealing my old man's weed in 5th grade..

Kek.

>Be Me, freshman college kid scared of weed and alchohol
>Have an interest in weed because watching other people have a good time makes me curious
>Don't try it, and think you're better than other people.
>Have a bad day, because I have depression
>Try weed at friends house because cute girl asked if I want to
>Sure why not?
>TFW she has to milk to bowl
>Super embarassed and feeling even worse now
>Finally smoke
>Holy shit dasgoodman.jpg
>Proceed to get high
>Doesn't hit on girl because I'm high and anxious
>Girl goes to sleep, so does friend who's house I'm at
>Now I'm alone
>OH GOD HELP ME THIS IS NERVE WRACKING
>Get the munchies. Realize I'm at friends house
>Too scared to eat any of the food because I don't want him to get mad at me
>I'm too high for this shit
>Start browsing phone
>Bite my nails
>Holy shit my hands taste great
>Think to self, I could eat my hands and they'd be delicious
>Lick fingers over and over
>Text another girl, tell her I'm high. Try to convince her to bring me food. And booty.
>It doesn't work
>Go to sleep
>Wake up, still high
>Go to work high
>Go home, still high
>Oh god is this my life now?
>Wears off
>Realize I liked being high

Made a day out of it with a few friends who had never smoked and one stoner with medcard. Had a hash laced blunt and a joint first, then later had another blunt and a lot of pipe hits. Just remember enjoying the f out of the chips and dip and pizza, played some league and nintendo and was horrible at all of it with slow reaction time, and just remember feeling really slow and heavy and having trouble getting up/walking. Thought too many things were funny and just generally in a good mood with my mind not running at 200% like it usually does

I'd say I lack motivation either wau

I remeber thinkning: fuck i love gravity

Kek. I ate two highly potent brownies and it made me high for 3 days straight. I also thought I'd be stupid forever lol

My best buds at the time wanted me to get high with them so i was like eh why not. We bought 3 grams and then headed to on of my friends aunties house to use her bong. I was watching them and seeing how to do it and once it was my turn i didnt hesitate and just went for it. I held the lighter on the bowl for too long and when i inhaled the smoke it burnt like hell. I then laid on the gound for half an hour coughing and feeling like death and when i asked what was wrong with me they said it was normal. After the pain went away a bit, we decided to go the gas station for snacks and it hit me on the walk. Cotton mouth and i was chinking all the way there and back. We then ate some chips, laughed uncontrollably, and slumped out. This was last summer and now im high af all the time lol

>be 18
>friends keep on telling me to try it
>fuckitwhynot.jpeg
>they roll the cross joint
>never smoked anything before
>take a hit
>throat goes on fire
>take a couple more hits
>nope,dont know how to inhale properly
I smoked with my brother a week later,and i actually learned to inhale properly. I remember feeling just happy.

>be 15
>go to random semi-friends house with best mate
>best friend is a pothead, does a bit of dealing too
>smoke up and everything
>feel heavy, tired, music sounds amazing
>we get on semi-friend's scooters go to get fish and chips
>it's hot as fuck (summer is aus)
>get to fish and chip shop
>friends go in to buy, I stay outside on the benches waiting
>old guy sits down on table across
>uncontrollably start singing the spongebob themesong (the one when the credits roll)
>can't fucking stop
>I don't even realise i did this until days later
>we get the chips, get back to mate's house no probs.

Guy probably thought I was retarded.

oooh...fuuck

>be 15
>live in niggercentral
>friend buys weed
>friend invited me to skip class to smoke
>whynot.questionmark
>smoke 1/4 a joint
>doesn't do shit
>dad also smokes weed
>decide to steal some
>he notices
>I deny it
>He leaves for a few days
>I smoke 2 long tightly packed joints on the last day
>turns out it was my uncle's homegrown megaweed
>lay in bed, watch porn, order pizza
>eat 1 XL pizza and 6 bepis
>dad texts me "on my way"
>fuck.me
>still high, 3 hrs later
>dad arrives
>pretend to be tired and napping
>he goes and watches youtube
>hear a sick ass song
>my high ass goes up and asks him what it's called
>no idea what I'm talking about
>I say "Okay have fun" and leave
>turns out it was my ringtone
>dad puts 2 and 2 together
>starts hiding his weed

>hey remember that thing that happened over 15 years ago* while you were high on drugs that make you say "wait what?" a lot?

>tell me about it

*(1-2 years ago for most of you faggots)

>be me
>14 year old normie
>life hits
>corruption.exe
>friends know I don't smoke
>tell me they're leaving to smoke they walk home
>curiosity consumes
>catches up
>"Can I join?"
>friends cheer
>I'm gonna get high
>get the smoke spot
>kid has to get stuff
>there were 6 of us counting him
>he chooses me to help him
>I'm already late coming home
>lots of anxiety is setting in
>go anyway
>it's a few blocks
>get there and his room smells like cat piss and he has minecraft toys
>I'm pissed this kid is cooler than me, push it down though
>He lets me smell weed on the way back, I liked it.
>I smoke with them
>It was a lot of weed
>I greened out and can't remember much but waking up from a nap at my house

Looking back at this, I think it was laced.

Threw my laptop thinking it was some kinda dream and i could do whatever I want. Pissed on books tried to bite off my thumb. I almost got out thinking I've got this world all on my own. Really regret doing all that.

Kek

I kekd. At least your dad is OK with it... If my dad finds it I'd be kicked out and never spoken to again. Very conservative

>be 14
>best friend's sister smokes pot
>we steal some of hers
>make a bong out of a water bottle and a trumpet mouth piece
>take a hit
>feelsgooooood
>wake up next morning and friend texts me
>he left the trumpet piece next to the sink when he went to bed
>his mum found it
>fuck.jpg
>he throws me under the bus and tells his mum it was mine

haven't talked since

lol

Damn dude

Live in nyc...

Depressed over breakup...

Hot cousin who's in Florida invites me over...

Buy plane ticket...

She introduces me to weed to forget about my ex...


Wasn't high the first time... But the second time I started laughing uncontrollably

...

i've never smoked anything, i'm pure ^_^

>be 15 years old
>by best friend asked me if i want to smoke weed with some dudes
>i doubt but... whynot.jpg
>we meet at one park
>after we talked a bit we go to the dealer to buy someshit and we go back
>for be the first time they gave me the joint and i started it
>smoked a bit and i passed it because i nervious as fuck
>passed 15mins and nothing happened
>disappointed.jpg
>suddenly i started to feel weird , tingling all over my body , everything shine
>i started to laugh to basically everything
>laugh like a retard like half hour and talk with the other dudes and my friend about stupid shit that i dont remember
One of the best days of my life.

I thought it was safe

Dude is most likely trolling. But some people have worse reactions to it than others. I've smoked weed since I was 13 and I'm half way through a masters degree in engineering at 23. But it all depends on the kind of person you are and how you let substances affect you.

How do you bake brownies?

>at Christian college
>it was like midnight or some shit
>went to roommates car
>drove to a church parking lot
>turned off da lights in the car
>lit a bowl
>tried to inhale the kush but sucked at it
>didn't get very high
>roommate then tried to hit on me but I'm not gay

>second time smoking weed
>at house party
>already drank vodka
>friend says "the stuff is in that room"
>confused, but walks in
>realizes he means weed
>buys $10 and they roll it for me
>pulls out zippo
>everyone's impressed by my $20 zippo
>group of 100% black people, I'm the only white guy
>gets cross faded off weed and alcohol
>can't see straight, feels a weird falling sensation
>tripping so hard I don't want to keep tripping anymore
>goes home on bike
>riding on sidewalk
>campus security drives by
>I keep peddling
>hears a car coming back but doesn't turn around
>ohshit.jpg
>acts normal
>different car...
>THANK THE LAWD
>bikes the rest of the way to my dorm, occasionally driving off the sidewalk cuz I'm so fucked up
>makes it to my room
>throws up in bathroom
>falls asleep
>roommate doesn't notice anything strange

...

I experienced narcosis and my nigger neighbor took advantage and stole 300 dollars from my grandma while I was out of it.

15, downed a litre of bourbon then had 7 cones, vision was literally sideways. Forced myself to throw up. Stopped drinking for a bit and started smoking everyday

>Kek
i love Australia, it's like hick island, almost like Texas.

>be 13 years old
>brother in his early 20's takes me to his friends house for thanksgiving
>fuckidontknowthesepeople
>they go outside and ask if i want to smoke a blunt
>take 3 hits coughing my lungs out every time
>go back inside
>stand awkwardly in the kitchen because all the chairs are taken
>decide to sit down in the middle of the kitchen floor and pet their dog
>an hour later and finally a chair is open at the dinner table
>sit down and stare at the food until my brother notices
>"that's edible believe it or not, user"
>best fucking meal ive had in my life

ive smoked consistently since then. life is good.

Follow up:
The second time I smoked it was so fucked.
I smoked way more than I should have and started skitzing the fuck out (probably a panic attack)
It felt like the world was collapsing around me. I could focus on anything or anyone.
I just started narrating what was happening so hopefully my friends could help (they didn't, they were high as fuck and probably didn't take too much notice to me).
One guy however helped me out of this bad situation. The guy who helped is a dickhead, he steals and fucks people around, but on this one occasion he was nice and helped me out - I appreciate him for that.

I was 23. remember vaping my weed. And laying on the floor. Then i noticed a nice buzz. It didnt last that long before going back to normal. No i only combust my weed

*could not focus

i did ecstasy in 7th grade before i smoked weed
i cant remember the very first time i smoked but one of the first times i got high by myself before class i remember i smoked until i physically could not inhale more because of coughing so much and then i went to class in the morning and loved it

Are you implying smoking gets you higher?

Another follow up:
Smoked now and then after all this for years, no problems at all
Started smoking daily for around 6 months, now I've cut down and smoke 3 time a week at the most.

Good times

19 was a good girl. Never did anything wrong.
Boyfriend (now husband) and his brother finally convinced me.
Little storage shed turned bedroom.
Was kinda of nerves.
Ended up great. Really brings up my mood.
10/10 I’m high right now.

tits?

Did you two fuck though?

In my case it does. I use a pax 2 and it never gets me there. Where as a joint gets me there with 3 draws.

Nah. Don’t do nudes anymore. I’m a old school and faithful.

Do I keep the butter on heat for 30mins?

Yup

>be 15
>spends night over friends house for the first time
>hes black
>he "somehow" finds weed in his closet
>said he haven't smoked in years
>reallynigga.jpg
>ask me to smoke dank
>surewhythefucknot.jpg
>waiting for bong
>pulls out crayola marker
>thefuckisthat.jpg
>walk down street, smoke
>hear sirens
>scared shitless
>throws ghetto ass crayola marker pipe over wall
>runs back to his house
>puts in eye drops
>cologne
>walk in house
>get caught by his mom
>fuckme.jpg

"this isn't that great"

it's better now

theres a time and a place for everything children, and its called college (uni in the uk but whatever) had that wise advice from chef go through my head, then took my first toke

You dawg I love smoking shit and going to school.

>be me
>14 yrs old
>friend of mine has some of the good shit
>fuckmethatsmells.jpg
>me and friend head out to some randoms yard
>pack a fat bowl of what i though was just regular weed
>me being me, dont know how to smoke so take something which i later find out to be called an atomic bomb
>fuckkkkk.jpg
>10 mins go by
>feel hungry
>pass out
>wake up to find out that the night before i had gnawed off half of this guys bed and just spat it on the floor

>Nah. Don’t do nudes anymore. I’m a old school and faithful.
>Don't do nudes anymore
>Nudes
>Anymore

Who else uses eye drop and what eye drop?

I miss chef and good ol days

>be 10 years old
>at disneyland with family
>spending today in the park with my big sister and her bf (who later marries my sister)
>go in the bathroom with them
>they start smoking what i assumed to be a cigarette
>they blow it right in my fucking face over and over again
>proceed to park
> completely blitzed
>Munchies
>could not stop talking about pizza
>rode just about every ride in that park high as fuck

STFU AUSTIN

You stupid cunt learn the rules.

TITS OR GTFO

>be me
>17 yrs old
>Never smoked pot
>All my friends are potheads
>We decide to bake a space cake
>The whole kitchen smells like weed for a couple of days
>We eat the cake around 3 pm
>Nothing happens for a couple of hours
>Suddenly eryone is stoned as fuck
>I start walking in circle for half an hour
>I look at my shoes for the whole time
>I go out with a friend
>My mom calls me
>"Can't talk I'm too high"
>I have to meet my gf for dinner
>Still high
>I eat 2 double bacon cheeseburgers
>I realize I forgot my wallet so gf pays everything
>We go home and watch cartoons untill we fall asleep
>The next day I have Christmas lunch with all my family

STFU GABBY

Fuck off kid.

>August of 2017

>Had just got out of the Air Force and my buddy from back home decided to invite me to a frat party at a nearby college

>Five minutes after we arrived at the party, the cops show up at the house and me and my buddy decide to head back home and drink.

>On the way back to the car, this 6/10 girl approaches us and asks if we could give her a ride to the local gas station to buy some Swisher's

>She asks us if we want to get high and we agree to

>Fuck yeah, I'm getting high

>We drive to her duplex, gather around the back of the car and quickly rolled a blunt

>Mango Kush. Real dank shit

>Girl lits up blunt and it gets passed to me

>I am ready

>*Takes puff*

>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LAD

>Vision turns into a green sea of neon and gold

>Body feels tingly

>Fuckyeah.jpeg

I remember.. not feeling my legs.. and coughing my lungs up the next day

Fuck off you grumpy faggot, what's your problem. You got sand stuck in your vagina?

How retarded were you? How could you let some douche and slut blow smoke on to your face. And fucking resist it instead kicking on to their nuts? Jeez

>Rules
>If a girl asks for something she must give tits or gtfo.

>Be me 15 not my first time but friend

>convinced him to try it, he was worried

>went to woods to light up because parents

>sitting in woods waiting for takeoff when

>user, I dont think its working

>Oh ffs give it a min

>Few mins pass by "dude whats going on?"

>"I feel like i have Asian eyes"

>Me and other friend that smoke lose our
collective shit

>Shit goes dead silent friend heard car on street

>"OH FUCKING SHIT.JPEG ITS THE COPS

>No No No dont do this

>Friend takes off into the woods looks like hes jumping from trees and shit

>after about 30 mins of running in the woods after him he stopped on his knees in a clearing

>Is looking up at the sky "user is this real life

>Comes down a little and he starts enjoying it

>Realizes what he did we all start laughing again

>Begin the walk of shame 30 mins through the woods at night back home

Pic related is him

>be 14
>smoked weed once before but didn’t do shit
>had 1.5 g on me that I didn’t think much of
>ask stoner friend if he wants to smoke after school
>friend gathers a bottle of water, lighter and cone piece
>finally get to smoke spot in ghetto ass neighbourhoods bush and friend pulls out some crusty looking bong hidden behind a log
>end up using half the water to clean it
>have to be home in 2 hours
>without thinking we decide to cut up the entire nug to smoke now
>friend and I share a couple cones
>look behind me and myheadispinning.jpeg
>never felt so fucked before
>end up dying and not even finishing last two cones
>desperately trying to drink water but no tap in the bush
>go to shops to get food
>never tasted so good before
>get on bus to go home and end up waiting outside the house for like 30 mins trying to sober up
>open front door and pissed dad asks where the fuck I’ve been
>my eyes are red as fuck and I say I’ve been studying
>go to bedroom without triggering anyone’s suspicions
>Dad walks into room and sympathetically tells me he’s sorry for being angry
>I realise he thought I was tearing up when he was pissed cuz my eyes were red af
>end up falling asleep to the best sleep of my life

I don't really remember my first time. But my first bad trip / way too high.

>Be me 14. Only smoked a few times - mostly when brother or friend had some.
>Brother has some good shit one night.
> Rip 2 bowls out of bong and get absolutely blazed
>Brother makes a corny joke that I can't stop absolutely dying to.
>Tell me to get out and go play video games
>Start playing Call of Duty: WaW Nazi zombies.
>Have to piss at like wave 7 or 8 so I go into the bathroom and can't fucking piss.
>decide to look at myself in mirror because I am way too fucking high
>Suddenly I'm looking down at someone looking at themselves in the mirror
>Think "that dude looks miserable." before I snap back to reality
>Oop there goes gravity. - No but I actually start to fucking fall over. Have to kinda call my brothers name but not too loud so parents don't wake up.
>Brother pokes his head out of his room and see's me falling over.
>Helps me into his room and makes me sleep it off in his bed.
Turns out that was K2 - or spice or w/e but always thought it had been ganja.

Cool story bro

>think I was 15
>at my best friends house, skipping gym class to play Halo 2 that had just been released
>another friend comes over, he's got a bag full of shit
>already drinking beer we stole from the kitchen
>he's rolling up joints
>tells us to smoke them
>uh dude we have math in 45 minutes
>do it anyways, come on
>ok
>so we all three sit there, drinking beer and smoking joints
>feel nothing besides a little buzz from the beer
>wtf is this shit, smoke entire joint
>finish up the game of death match we were playing, get on our bikes and ride to school
>sitting in math class, starting to feel really fucking spaced out
>look at my friends who are sitting next to me, they are wrecked as hell
>we all start laughing
>teacher asks whats so funny, just start laughing even more
>entire class starts laughing
>get kicked out
>ride our high around the area, can't even feel my feet anymore
>end up just sitting in my friends garden for like 2-3 hours
>friends mom comes home, finds us and tells us there is pizza in the kitchen
>oh dear god, never been so hungry
>we destroy a family size pizza and like a gallon of coke
>ride my bike home after that and pass out in my bed for like 10 hours

>be me, 18, a quarter of a century ago
>be hanging out at the computer store
>swing on over to hang out with conspiracy theorist guy from the local shipping store
>who invites me out to smoke and watch the stars
>we go
>he drives
>we park
>I take my first hit
>he tunes in Art Bell, which he can only receive on this side of the mountain because AM sux
>we listen
>nothing untoward happens
>just have a nice first high

First weed high wasn't much to talk about.
First time my friends and I took acid was fun though, holy shit.. .

Story? I'm intrigued.