Trips decides the name of my turtle. Bought it in Chinatown, so don't know if it's a boy or girl

Trips decides the name of my turtle. Bought it in Chinatown, so don't know if it's a boy or girl.

Fung

Nigger

Jew Chink

Here he/she is in it's tank being lazy as fuck. It said it's first word today. It was "glub".

Soup

Edward

Kulru he great Overseer

That turtles gonna drown in that cage dumbass

Dennis

Pretty sure it's a terrapin not a turtle

hermathroditi or Herman for short

Allahu Akbar

Chorlton

Here he is doing one of his 2 tricks. He can hide like a faggot and give salmonella. The later is only theoretical so far

It needs a dry dock you dick it's going to fucking drown

Arthur Dent

nah its dead
>this kills the turtle

Re roll

If this is for real please fix it so it can get air

Sharpie in pooper timestamp?

The rock at the bottom was dry when I put it in

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Name it ICUP

There's a dry dock at the back there faggots, I'd still offer some more land in different spots though

Niggerslayer42069

Pickle rick

Googagon

His/her face when I told it that Sup Forums couldn't see his dry rock

Maybe if you didn't take a picture of the tank like a black kid with aspergers, we would be able to see that better. Also, why so much water?

Anal Adventurer

Cherepaha

The Chinaman that sold it to me told me to make sure he has enough water. Same with the pet shop. They pointed to the line to fill it to

niggerfaggot

kikecremator1944

Hector, the Autistic Ninja Turtle

killallniggers

I'd reduce the amount of water in there by 1/3rd, get a heavier duty filter and add more spots for it to climb out of the water.

babyanalfucker69

Trent

Edward

Jewniggler

ENZA

Adolf

Gross. I can't take water out...he's been in there all day and it already smells like an Arby's shit. I'll let it evaporate.

Not a Platypus

Assrapist

Shelldon

faggot

Rolling

so close mate

Turty

Rollll

Shelly

retard

He ded
Rip

With that kind of attitude, I give your new turtle a couple weeks of life left
Still rolling

negrolyncher

OP's anal toy

PER (that was the name of my last suicidal turtle)

Keepin on rollin

ChanceMorris

NUGGER

Clash of the fags 2: the white gem in the shaggy crack.

God's Mistake

niggerexploder

My Sex Life

negrokikeslayer

nigger

Herman

yellow nuggger

Booger

Creeping Charlie

death in june

ass

Faggot's lil turtle

scape with romeo

cujo

Shelly

rowdy roddy slider

Fluffy

OP here. If thread dies before Trips is hit, it's name is gonna be Oatmeal (it's least favorite food).

I Love Oatmeal

dickless

>space program

name him GILBERT :D

soup

Spotted Dick

Strudeltoaster

alien sex fiend

nugger

destroyerpussys64

pepe

Darth Plagueis the Wise

fiveskin

madness

niBBa

psycokiller

Alt-right cuck

Adolf Martinez the Pussy Destroyer Supreme