I'm looking for a Femanon who would like to travel to Malta with me

I'm looking for a Femanon who would like to travel to Malta with me.

>check-in Nov 22nd
>check-out Nov 26th
>staying at a nice resort in St. Julian's

This will be completely free for you. I'm a decent looking middle-aged man travelling on business. You will not be expected to have sex with me, but I will expect you to get naked for me while I jerk off. Anything beyond that is up to you. You can be a tourist during the day while I'm working as long as you keep me company in the evening.

Interested femanons - email [email protected]

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Nice try bill cosby.......we're on to you.

Haha! Nice one. I'm trying something new and I think this would be more fun than an escort.

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Back to back 69s checked.

Femanon will also be able to accompany me on some fancy dinners if we can come up with a believable enough back-story. Again, everything is free.

What is the chances you are going to kill the femanon?

Too much of a paper trail involved in buying flights to be planning a murder. I'm just looking for company. Imagine a lonely middle-aged business man travelling alone...

Use a sugar daddy website.

I've checked out those websites and the girls on there are really professional...kind of ruins it for me.

Still waiting for an interested femanon...it would be fun, I'm a great guy, promise.

....itll be fun until you crack out your pudding pop. Trust me Mr Cosby..........no woman in the world (thats not an escort) will ever agree to going along with this.

You're wrong. I actually have a similar arrangement with 2 other girls, but neither can go to Malta.

Damn.

These women must be down to bill and chill. Good luck sir........dont use to many roofies.

Haha, bill and chill. Nice. Thanks for the well-wishes kind user.

Girls? Anyone want to go on a vacation?

It's a trap.

A rather clever one.

Still no girls wanting a free trip?

This Sup Forums pass I bought really keeps threads you start alive for a while...figured this would be deleted by now. C'mon girls, come on a trip with me.

what about a very passable trap? i can keep my underwear on and you won't know the difference

no fucking girl is going to want to go on a trip with you.
you sound very rapey and if you can't tell that then your also autistic.

pics please

I'm not unfamiliar with traps. My email is in the OP.

whatever faggot

the fact you have to offer a chick a free trip to even talk to you is a testament to how much of a fucking beta autist you really are.
i want you to know im laughing my ass off at how sad your life is.

Is a predator

Will destruction you if complying

Your Planning something worse than murder

lineages gone

Yeah, I'm a multi-millionaire who travels the world kid. Don't worry about me.

*you're ffs

your a multicuckillianare.
im a fucking actual millionaire. dont make me get the fucking time stamp and prove it cuck.
no fucking millionaire begs for sex like a beta fucking bitch. you fucking bastard.
and even then using your wealth to get sex is sad as fuck. i usually dont tell people im rich till much after i get to know them you superficial fuck

prove it

The fact that you don't want a girl who's "professional" seems to be a red flag.

OP here. I'm up for a little timestamp battle. What do you want to show first?

Nah, just a bit of a kink i think...I like it when it's something the girl hasn't done before.

seriously. this sounds sketchy af. while i love to travel there's no way i could do it. maybe some other girl would tho

show your cocks

wait, an actual femanon? just send me an email and we'll chat...

Yeah, send him an email. He's ALREADY ordered the chloroform, so he's got nothing to lose!

do they have hookers in Malta?

wtf kind of business is there to do in malta anyway, the place is tiny

Hookers are too "professional" for him. They would also be local and have a better chance of the police recognizing them. He's not cheap, he's just being a "kinky" fucker!

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>this is how u end up ded

>Millionaire
Come on user

im still going
all the pics i took are just off my basment btw

man, but traveling with a woman gets easier once it's a comfy gf.
This is like me saying I find waiting at the DMV kinky.

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>living in his moms basement

Where the 7.1 sound system
Clearly mommy's house.
Modern Millis have tech

my office is down here and didnt feel like going upstairs

Why did you decorate your home to look like a hotel lobby?

Nice tiddies boi.

show car

Ey richboy, got a quest house I can rent out?

>bill and chill
Hahahaha fuck user, I like it!

my home was made around 1998 and ive never had the need for a sound system. its outdated as fuck and i need to fix it but never really needed it.
idk, i have the fashion/decorating of a retarded mongoloid. i was trying to go for a chill bar area.
i have a farahrii but its all the way upstairs and on the other end of my house. which is far. ill do it when i finish my work down here and head up
where are you located? i have an entire apartment in my house. its supposedly for staff but thats old timy shit no one does anymore.

where the fuck did the beta cuck op go? i proved my self. no i want to see your shit cunt

To be a "decent looking" middle-aged man that claims he is wealthy and has to entice a random female to go on a free trip with him with the only condition of her getting naked every night so you can jerk off to her shows you have zero respect for women. Not only is that totally creepy, it seems you've lived long enough to already obtain a "comfy gf" so we can figure that none of your relationships have ever worked out to any extent. You're not looking for a girlfriend, you're looking for a whore at this point that will put up with you.

What an absolute load of bullshit. What kind of self-made, middle aged multi millionaire would spend his time trawling b for some skirt to take on a trip!?

I think jerking to live naked girl is more of a lack of experience than a respect for women thing.
He's like a virgin or something

msm, when you're reporting on a kidnap/rape/murder in a few weeks that was planned over Sup Forums, put me in the screenshot will u?

Located in Colorado pulling down a sweet $10/hr for skilled labor. I can offer you rough handjobs and absolutely flawless Matt Foley impressions.

>Has a ferrari, spells it "farahrii"

General post any alphas willing to train beta-curious

I guarantee I have more money then you and I guarantee I'm less of a superficial piece of shit then you.
I proved my wealth cunt. It's time to face the music and pony up fucker. Or you can hide away with your middle management 140k a year wage and cry.
I'm dyslexic.
Are you female?

well ill grift u if thats what u want

Ah I see. In that case, I am happy you managed to become succesful anyways. Also, looking forward to see more pictures of your beautiful home. I am living in a pretty big one too, thought it is my parents'.

That was all b8 rich user. You might be rich, but you're pretty stupid for biting

Just gonna guess you don't know who Matt Foley is..I am most assuredly not a girl but I do have tiddies.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8

I know it was b8. I don't mind showing off or putting a bitch in his place.

>Nov 22
Thats my birthday..
Yay..

:D

actual rich op here.
i have a couple of appointments today so i will be back in a couple of hours, if i have the time i will post the car.

buy a hooker for a few hundred you fucking autist.

ok got it. yea it's not brand new.
I basically drive an old suv so when I get pissed off I can run people off the road lol

OP is back. Went out to grab a sandwich. Not bad user, nice basement. I'm at my office, so I'll see what I can do for millionaire-proof. First, timestamp.

Correct. But I'm bored of whores now, and I don't want an affair.

One who's bored of whores.

No, far from it. Just bored and looking for something new.

OP here. Proved your wealth? You showed me pictures of a basement...

try hanging yourself, seems like that would be new aswell :^)

That was not OP, which is me...just fyi...

like i said, that's boring

How could I afford this place if I wasn't wealthy?

I can sympathise with rich OP. I would probably go for the same if I was a rich fag.

Well, it really depends where the place is, right? I mean, my house would probably go for about $1.5m now, but the same house in the middle of buttfucknowhere could be 500k.

weeeell implying that's your place an you're not a relative, maid, bitch of the real owner

The fuck's going on ITT, a rapist and some fag who broke into someone's house are arguing who has more imaginary money?

Do you have a wife?

who wouldn't accept the opportunity to run the risk of being raped or murdered? it's so tempting

Yes. Here's my BTC balance. Have some BCH and ETH too.

you don't feel like a loser jacking off like harvey weinstein?

Nah

I live in a major city.
I'm not going to say which because of identity but yea.
idk how to prove I own the house without showing my identity. I can wait till night then run around the house showing I live here.

Sure you do user. Even if you do, how do you show me that you own the house outright? How much is owned by the bank? Personally, I own my home and 2 cottages, probably about $2.5m in real estate, with no debt. I have over a half million in crypto, about a million in investments, 250k in the bank and another 50k cash in my safe. Your old shitty ferrari isn't that impressive.

Why would you fuck her over? If you want to fuck around, why don't you divorce her?
>inb4 muh stability
>inb4 don't wanna hurt her
Nobody said that life's easy. But something about being a cheating faggot is really offputting.

Plus I'm paying myself 100k/month from my biz...which currently has a bank balance over $1m.

send me some yeah?
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I'll ask one of my hot sisters to do it

That and kids.

noice

What are 'Open Relationships', Alex?