Trips decide what pet I get

Trips decide what pet I get

www.petsmart.com/small-pet/live-small-pets/

Rabbit

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Last try

Ahhh

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Chinchilla

hamster

A Russian dwarf hamster that you will name Ivan

get a hamster and shove it in pooper

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again

fancy rat (they get bored easily, so get two)

Get a Chinese Hamster then starve him to death for irony sake

gerbil

A ostrich

Nigger

Fancy Mouse cause its cheap af

fuck so close

Scunk!!!!

Elephant

a wildebeest

MOOOOOSEEEE!!!!

SEAGULL!!!!!!

a nigger

Male rat. Then snippy and make it trans

Brought back to life Raptor and name is "Rappy"

Fancy Mouse

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Femboy!

a Cow (free milk at least) and call is Cowabunka!

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roll again, after being so close the first time

ethiopian

Horse!

Angry cat

"a" Goldfish

Pigeon!!!

So fucking close to quads....dam

ALMOST FUCKING QUADS!!! DAMMIT!!

Chinchilla

Fancy Reroll

A wooden plank with a face drawn onto it and name it Wood

These are really cute

Beta fish.

Fancy Mouse bois letsgoo

SNAKE!

A can of dog food

Fancy Mouse

Snake.

Fancy Mouse!!!

You're getting a rat faggot

Tarantula

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Parrot

Giraffe!!

I stand corrected sir!

Get a house nigger

a Boy

Hermit crab lol

Whatever is in one of the emergency clean up waste containers

Unicorn

fancy mouse

An Eagle

Mouse

Golden Hamster. Cause hamsters are freaking awesome.

Scorpion + rat in a cage. Battle till death. Winner is your new pet

small asian house worker and call him/her Ca Ching

One of the male PetSmart employees

A nigger

Fancy Rat

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A gay hedgehog

Wild mongoose

Tamagotchi

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a furry cat and shave it!

reroll

One more time

a Transgender Female!

Cut of your dick, put it in a cage and call it bill

PetSmart shopping cart

2 rattos

a hair-doll made from your neighbour's pubichair!

call it Harry ofc

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>Trips decide what pet I get

Hamsters are nocturnal and boring as fuck.

Make that 2 male rattos. One of them should be on hormone treatment to make it female. The other one is to be injected with steroids

an Aligator

One of those fancy rat's. They are hella smart, a ton o' fun and can get quite old. They do require proper cleaning and such, as they and their cages can get filthy pretty fast.

Information on the experiences of my dad. Who used to have one for 6 years(i think, i'm not sure though, could be different).

Story: These things even know how to get waisted.
>Be my dad
>Open door of cage every night to let the rat roam
> go to sleep
>feel the rat falling on the bad and walking along.
>must_be_darkness.jpg
Rat roams around house the entire night, even going to the basement.
>fast forward: rat dies.
>"I(dad) am interested in what thats rat been doing every night."
>clean it's cage
>find dozens of empty little bottle of liquor
>they had a peelable lids
>rat took these from the basement
>rat bited these lids off
>Rat gets wasted every night and porbably died of alcohol poisoning
>mfw


Fun things these rats.

4284 Mice!

Serval

cat snake get

a goose!

snake!!!

Pair of fancy rats (female recommended). Smarter then mice, and can even be trained.

Doggo!

Get a male Guinea pig
And a female Guinea pig
Then make them fug

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