/Auspol/ - Debate tonight edition

Rural debate tonight at 7:30pm with Barnaby Joyce, Joel Fitzgibbon, and Richard Di Natale on ABC24.
abc.net.au/news/2016-05-25/election-live-blog-may-25/7442778

youtube.com/watch?v=Dqtkckl6s5Y

Election:
>Refugees btfo
abc.net.au/news/2016-05-18/election-2016-peter-dutton-comments-illiterate-refugees/7425642
>Gooks btfo
au.finance.yahoo.com/news/australian-banks-are-clamping-down-on-foreign-buying-of-homes-034057214.html?cmp=fb
>Dole bludger is very happy
baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/come-on-a-proper-kiss-when-bill-met-margo-20160517-goxba1.html
>Hanson likely to become Senator
huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/05/23/how-pauline-hanson-could-easily-win-a-senate-seat/

Parties:

Major:
Liberal + Nationals coalition
Labor

Legends:
Katters Australian
Family first

I haz the autism:
Greens
One nation
Liberal democrats

Single Issue:
Shooters & fishers

All other parties are irrelevant as fuck and you should feel bad for thinking otherwise.

Sup Forums voting method:
House of reps: Preference your favorite minor parties first then finish up with your choice of major party.
Senate: Having independant or minor party senators is desired to force negotiation and prevent government from passing anything it likes unchecked.
Having a variety of senators will prevent a consolidation of the balance of power.

VOTE IN THE POLLS CUNT:
Minor parties:
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Major parties:
poll-maker.com/poll699831xE24B4a73-28

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Examples of autism:
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Examples of banter:
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Why is One Nation in the Autism category you cunt?

DEBATE LIVE STREAM WILL PROBABLY BE HERE I CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE CUNT:
abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/

>I CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE
Not with that attitude you can't mate. Stop drinking fluoridated tap water and learn to synchronize your chakras and you might be surprised by what happens.

He's in your head, he's pulling the strings and levers, long after he's forgotten you he'll be on your mind. Barnaby Joyce just cannot stop the banter.
abc.net.au/news/2016-05-25/johnny-depp-labels-barnaby-joyce-inbred-with-a-tomato/7443328

I like Barnaby, I just wish he sounded like less of an idiot.

Same with Bernardi, possibly the most eloquent and red-pilled pollies we have but he sounds like a stoned bogan you'd find at any station.

They has the autism

You want them to sound like poofters m8?

Autism is following politics so closely you know what all the acronyms mean.

Now you're just nitpicking

Nah m8, I just think that their arguments would be taken more seriously if Barnaby stopped ripping bongs before getting on Q&A and Bernardi talked at a slightly faster than Molyneaux pace.

That post makes no sense you poofter bloater.

Barnaby's arguments aren't that great m8 no matter how he puts them. He used to be good but he sold out years ago.

>Liberal Democrats
>autism
>in the same category as (((the Greens)))

Literally neck yourself

lolbertarians are literal autism m8. Everyone knows that.

It is the most autistic of the ideologies, that is a fact.

DEBATE STARTING NOW:
abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/

Hold on to your butts.

>intentionally voting for the gay liberal party
Their existence is an accident and I hope Leyonhjelm disappears this election.

>inb4 muh guns
That issue would be better represented by voting shooters & fishers, LDP is literally isn't much different than the libs economically they just also socially liberal which is cancer.

Lionhelm used to be part of shooters and fishers but he got pissed off with their social conservatism. Now he advocates for fag marriage.

Mookgate

>In a country built by libertarian economic policy
>l-libertarian is and autistic ideology, n-notice me senpai

>Biggest cheer for Di Natale
IT'S OVER
KILL YOURSELF BARNABY

Joyce seems a bit autismal tbph

Do the Shooters and Fishers have a seat in the Senate? Didn't fucking think so

I refuse to argue with someone from an Asian country about civil liberties. The irony would be just too strong

COLES AND WOOLIES PROTECTED BY THE COLES AND WOOLIES OF POLITICS!!! LABOR/NATIONALS BTFO

>muh milk

It's an ABC crowd, and he's the only party leader there which is embarassing desu, they didn't rank him up to the PM debate. He's trying to make the argument is now a party of governance so he's been cucked hard.
>>Do the Shooters and Fishers have a seat in the Senate? Didn't fucking think so
LDP only has a seat because people thought they were voting liberal, if you don't believe this you are an idiot and all they have done with the power is act like a bunch of green cunts.

>someone from an Asian country
Strewth m8 look at me lingo and you will see the flag is just a proxy.

LABOR HATE FARMERS CONFIRMED

Matthias Cormann's cousin shilling.

MATIAS CORMAN STACKING THE AUDIENCE

Yeah, the Greens commissioned an inquiry into the nanny state....

Oh wait, they didn't. It was the LDP

German cuck asking about population growth kek

Stop being a pussy and take it off

>migrant question
>"how can we get more migrants in and spread them around"

>lets send immigrants to where there's already fuck all employment

What a bunch of cucks

>Commissioned an inquiry
LITERALLY WASTING TAXPAYER MONEY. GREENS ARE THE MOST PRO FREEDOM EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

HE'S THE GREENS LEADER AND FROM THE COUNTRY DICKHEAD GREENS CONFIRMED FOR ONLY PARTY THAT CARES ABOUT FARMS

I think Di Natale has studied Hillary's colossal fuck up in her coal miners losing jobs speech.

I honestly don't mind this guy, his party is just too batshit though and he can't hide that and the party's history no matter how hard he tries.

burn the coal, pay the toll

>Stop being a pussy and take it off

t. ASIO

why the fuck is di natale on a rural debate? they get no fucking votes outside of melbourne and sydney

Greenie needs to shut up desu

Joyce needs more energy, he's low energy.

Vote the party that gives you your guns back.

anyone give me a run down whos who?

>He needs a gun to unseat government

Greens hold two rural seats in NSW state parliament and almost won one in WA. Di Natale grew up in teh bush and lives on a farm today. That's why he's there.

Barnaby kept lying and needed to be shut down.

Which is the party that is most similar to trump? I want a wall around Australia to keep the invaders out.

youtube.com/watch?v=KmUo-nDJS2Y

Fine, keep voting for tiny meme parties that win 0.3% of the vote

Not my problem

he knows he's gonna get kicked out by tony windsor
that would be the shooters, fishers and farmers party

The middle guy is the deputy pm (liberal)

On the left is the greens leader

On the right is the federal member for Newcastle. (Labor)

Regular looking bloke with striped red tie: Joel Fitzgibbon from Labor

Fatter guy in the middle: Barnaby Joyce from the coalition

Guy with glasses: Richard Di Natale leader of the greens

Barnaby Joyce is the deputy PM, Nationals leaders and international laughing stock.
Joel Fitzgibbon is Labor right goon, who drank his way into politics
Richard Di Natale is the leader of the greens, a farmer and a doctor who saves lives everyday he's not trying to save Australia.

The nu-male is the Greens leader, the bogan is the deputy PM and has been the coalition's agriculture attack dog for the past while and the generic politician is a shapeshifting demon representing Labor.

>Greens holding seats

Voting for the Greens should get you a one way ticket to Canada

>he's gonna get kicked out by tony windsor
No chance. Windsor fucked himself by supporting Gillard.

AUSTRALIAN LIBERTY ALLIANCE

I've played football with Bernadi before, ask me anything

t-thanks guys

More energy here, I like it.

For the record, I don't need guns to unseat my government..

All I need, are whoopy cushions, 365 of them.

Also Family First are a bunch of fucktards who want Internet filtering at DNS level implemented. What the fuck are they doing in the legends category OP?

Does he have a big dick?

Exactly. We need to protect our alliance with Israel

The ALA stand for this over everything else.

Shalom, user.

Barnaby bringing the bantz

>Stopping live animal exports caused refugees
KILL YOURSELF BARNABY BEFORE JOEL AND RICHARD KILL YOU

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A MASSACRE!

Better than the rest of the region desu.

ahaha parliament bantz

What's wrong with that?

tbqh we should be sending missionaries to India, converting them from Hindu and opening a huge new market for beef exports.

Fuck Indos.
I smoked bongs with Swanny and fingered the chick from Good Game in a nightclub one time

they have senators from SA, QLD, WA and tasmania.

two of the three leaders have come from tasmania.

> what's wrong with censorship

Are you serious user? You want to be Chinese? Here's a one way ticket m8.

Nothing

*tips statist fedora*

>Thinking this site wont be the first one filtered out.

SHOOT YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BIBLE THUMPER

The rest of the region is a better market for all of our agricultural shit m8. ISrael gives us fuck all.

We have no need to take sides in foreign disputes at all.

>Turkey isn't holding refugees over the EUs head

This is how you sound.

>muh Internet

i've heard hex is a massive slut

apparently SHY was too in her uni days

things are heating up

t. Wen Xinling, representative of the Chinese Communist Party of Australia to the China-Australiam Friendship Alliance

Liberal democrats in the autism section i can understand, but the greens arent autists, theyre communists.

GREENS STOPPING CHINA FROM BUYING EVERYTHING UP, NOT LIKE THOSE DOGS FROM LABOR!

(You)

which parties are cucks and which aren't in Australia?

Xie xie, Mr. Wen

you'll need a VPN to get here.

All of them are cucks. Didn't ya know?

> Implying we should deal with Muslims at all

all major parties are cucked

All

None

Yes m8 lets be poor just so we don't have to sell anything to a muslim.

Barnaby "inbred tomato" Joyce

There are things far more important than money.

Muslims once again confirmed for literally just being Jews.

Sounds good m8. :^)

I think this audience just think they're all disconnected with the way they're all calling each other liars. Richard probs gonna bring it home with his feels politics.

Di NATALE DESTROYING LIBCUNTS NBN """"""POLICY""""""

Like that's hard to do...

SKYNET CONFIRMED

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