Tampa Bay Lightning @ Bombston Bruins

Lightning basically eliminated if they lose

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>Bolts
>playoffs
>winning in Bombston

>two players collide in from of the net
To think this team is making the playoffs and not the Lightning

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Go bolts

Dead thread

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most game threads are these days. all the bants stay in general.

And a "quack quack" to you

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Brofist

It's cute when Tampa bay tries to act like a sports town, it's a glorified retirement home

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you know you're in trouble sportswise when your best team is the hockey team and you're in the South.

The Bucs might stop being complete shit this season and begin to just suck

what does "eddy of the flow" mean? is it like "eye of the storm"?

how many versions of this damn thing are out there? that's 5 already in this thread

*PRRRRRT*

AHHHHH

cette premiere bergeron du marchand

>hitting in the dick

lol

he got hit in the nuts

Thats a game misconduct no?

Marchand is such a dirty little shit.

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what a sack of shit

Did they just lose Marchand? Is the league up to smug Marchand finally?

>5 minute major
>implying the Bolts could manage to score with a 30 minute PP

>Hedman basically boards Pastrnak
>steviewonderreferee.jpg
>stick to the cock
>eagle vision

It's not fair lads

this meme needs to die

we're literally #1 in PP goals this year

5-minute major

Name one time the PP was successful this season

>spearing

isn't it filed under slashing?

and just to prove your point they announced it literally two minutes ago

Hedman's hit was clean

spearing is a different infraction with a usually much severe penalty

They're 4th in pp% which is good, total number of ppg's is meaningless as a stat though

Cross check right to the numbers, it's about as clean as O.J. Simpson's criminal record

I didn't even know it existed

lost them all on my old laptop, all I got now.

>total number of ppg's is meaningless
>meaningless

The top 5 in PPG are also the top 5 in % hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

if you meant innocense you should have said so, because from the many cultural references I get, his criminal record is indeed clean.

>Announcers surprised marchand is a P.O.S
Wew

well it's rare because it doesn't happen as side effect of clean plays like slashes/high sticks can. it's always a dirty, intentional play. and the impact area is a lot smaller, so spears tend to hurt a lot

we're getting dominated lads

youtube.com/watch?v=_XbL7lG0Su8

As I said, percentage is a good stat and they're great, not saying they're bad on the pp. But total number of ppg's is a garbage stat, too based on number of penalties drawn and not necessarily indicative of a power plays quality

What are the odds Marchand gets a fine or a game for that?

as much as the odds of the Devils winning this year's Stanley Cup.

Fuck the Bruins. Desperately want to see the bolts take their spot in an upset winning spree

well he's out for the rest of the game isn't he? that's enough for the Lightning to easily take this one

Will Canada ever win a cup?

look at PP stats for any year and the top 5 in PPG are the top 5 in % as well every single year

calling PPGs a meaningless stat is fucking retarded

Fame for getting neptune's spear in the nuts over 9000 times on youtube and sports clip shows.

youtu.be/X4fAG4qrPE4

somebody get that play webm'd, please

Leafs fan here
Fucking lose Tampa we need this

If only Witkowski had been on the ice he would have beat the shit out of that rat faced fuck

It's not. Obviously # of ppg's is going to correlate with pp%, but citing them instead of pp% in terms of the quality of a teams pp is wrong. Sorry if you're a bit too dim to understand this

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Anyone have GIF of Marchand's attempt to castrate Dotchin?

Bettman isn't going to the Olympics, and Bettman hates the Ruins, so you go figure

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thanks Germany, great filename too

let's not give a whistle in TB end

did the Lightning just cursed at their coach protesting a change of shift? kek

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How did these reeeeeetards not score

Bruins very obviously had too many men on the ice. Refs didn't see or didn't care. Lightning should be mad.

>the Lightning have a great PP
>give up more shorthanded shots in a 5 minute major
user, this is why the meme exists

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES
AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

>blots

Why are we so fucking bad at faceoffs year after year?

STAFFORD SCORES!

Jesus Christ Tampa get it together.

STAFFFFFFFFFORDD SCARRRRRRRR

>Bolts
>winning in Bomston

Vasilevskiy held on for too long, I don't think there was good defending on the Lightning side.

adios sunbelters

DREW STAFFORD /myguy/

This implies the Bolts had a chance

What is this I hear about Marchand and misconduct? I missed the 1st period.

>implying any of your centres can fuck with Bergeron

:^)

He had a pretty nasty spear on Dotchin right in front of the ref.

tfw Leafs fan rooting for the Ruins cause we'll both get in

>getting outshot 20-6

this is pathetic

nailed Dotchin right in the nuts for a 5-minute major

he beat a guy with his stick repeatedly over the head. When the refs saw that the guy passed out and probably needed to go to hospital, the refs gave him a 5 mintue major

Dis

>only 1-0
>poopa ass in net
we literally got this

LOADED LIKE A GREIGHT TRAIN
FLYING LIKE AN AIRPLANE
is Chara the strongest goon in teh NHL?

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>I acutally spelled Vasilevskiy correct

IF YOURE TOO DRUNK TO WALK ALONG THE STREETS OF COBBLESTONE
YOU KNOW BOSTON NEVER DRINKS ALONE
BOSTON NEVER DRINKS ALONE

>le lanky slav
>goon

Implying any centre can fuck with bergeron

isn't what you posted contradicting with what you 're implying?

>Tiny Johnson hurt again

OH SHIT he was swinging it back to get momentum too. Fuck! Getting sympathy pains over here. Thanks for posting clip, by the way.