You have 10 seconds to be as British as possible
You have 10 seconds to be as British as possible
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OY M8 I PUNCH YA IN DA GOB YA STUPID TWAT
There's nothing wrong with running and crying if approached by a muslim
... No, I couldn't possibly
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I never been to the dentist
Not earth ground
wagwan yh come park smoke a zoot we got the grime ting on speakers dont chat shit man will smack you up
Got zoot cheeky cunt?
ENGLAND IS MY CITY
ayye square to go likeee
I cannot believe this bloody thread again...
wank twat
yeah basicaly a modern version of "The Thing"
"part and parcel of living in a big city"
CRUMPETS ONGBINGBONG AT 5 PLENTY PAST BIGBENINGTONSHIRE
I voted leave.
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka. Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom. Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun. Poom, poom.
I have a big problem with you but I'm just gonna pretend there's nothing and then do small shit all day out of spite. Forever.
Terribly sorry if this is a bad post. Jolly bad show, old boy.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>Custard Creams
>Tea every evening
>Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmerdale and Hollyoaks
Just drink the goddamned tea you cunt.
Checked
I JUST PLUGGED IN MY ELECTRIC KETTLE TO HAVE A CUPPA AND THE BOBBIES SHOWED UP TO TAKE ME TO JAIL FOR LATE TV LICENSE RENEWAL
Cunt. Sorry I mean thanks
What's all this, then?
Bloody hell, 10 seconds isn't nearly enough time to be British, OP, now is it?
i have a short blonde bowl cut and im 40 also i would let a muslim fuck my ass because racism is a bad no no
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Sure did, weather is nice innit ?
whats a britian
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Just put the kettle on, fancy a cuppa?
**THE METRIC SYSTEM**
Cup of tea?
Gonna go enjoy some tea and crumpets with Baroness Trumpington tomorrow during the brunch hour.
Wagwan fuckers, we oof ta the chippy or nah ? Giz a rizzla ya cheeky bastard. Tell you what, them ram fucking scum are as much good as a chocolate fire guard.
Oi! You cheeky wanker, You sayin mean things bout muslims are ya? That's a hate crime mate.
BURGERS DON'T HAVE CUSTARD CREAMS?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
>ashing in the bread basket
I don't know why, but that bit made me burst out
faken ell
Sure. Be light on sugar
cunt