You have 10 seconds to be as British as possible

You have 10 seconds to be as British as possible

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OY M8 I PUNCH YA IN DA GOB YA STUPID TWAT

There's nothing wrong with running and crying if approached by a muslim

... No, I couldn't possibly

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I never been to the dentist

Not earth ground

wagwan yh come park smoke a zoot we got the grime ting on speakers dont chat shit man will smack you up

Got zoot cheeky cunt?

ENGLAND IS MY CITY

ayye square to go likeee

I cannot believe this bloody thread again...

wank twat

yeah basicaly a modern version of "The Thing"

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"part and parcel of living in a big city"

CRUMPETS ONGBINGBONG AT 5 PLENTY PAST BIGBENINGTONSHIRE

I voted leave.

The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka. Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom. Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun. Poom, poom.

I have a big problem with you but I'm just gonna pretend there's nothing and then do small shit all day out of spite. Forever.

Terribly sorry if this is a bad post. Jolly bad show, old boy.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

>Custard Creams
>Tea every evening
>Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmerdale and Hollyoaks

Just drink the goddamned tea you cunt.

Checked

I JUST PLUGGED IN MY ELECTRIC KETTLE TO HAVE A CUPPA AND THE BOBBIES SHOWED UP TO TAKE ME TO JAIL FOR LATE TV LICENSE RENEWAL

Cunt. Sorry I mean thanks

What's all this, then?

Bloody hell, 10 seconds isn't nearly enough time to be British, OP, now is it?

i have a short blonde bowl cut and im 40 also i would let a muslim fuck my ass because racism is a bad no no

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Sure did, weather is nice innit ?

whats a britian

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Just put the kettle on, fancy a cuppa?

**THE METRIC SYSTEM**

Cup of tea?

Gonna go enjoy some tea and crumpets with Baroness Trumpington tomorrow during the brunch hour.

Wagwan fuckers, we oof ta the chippy or nah ? Giz a rizzla ya cheeky bastard. Tell you what, them ram fucking scum are as much good as a chocolate fire guard.

Oi! You cheeky wanker, You sayin mean things bout muslims are ya? That's a hate crime mate.

BURGERS DON'T HAVE CUSTARD CREAMS?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

>ashing in the bread basket
I don't know why, but that bit made me burst out

faken ell

Sure. Be light on sugar

cunt