Greentext thread, it's been far too long since the last good one
>Be me >Be horny >Discover an app called Whisper >It's designed to let you anonymously rant about school, family, etc. >In reality it's just used by prostitutes to advertise themselves >Search around and find pic related >Contact her and invite her to meet me by a creek in my neighborhood >She accepts >Couple hours pass and I go down to Creek nervous as fuck (social anxiety) >She starts walking down path towards me >Looks nothing like pic related, a lot darker and slimmer >"Hi..I think I'm supposed to meet you here?" >Autism goes ballistic >At a loss of words so I spirt out "prostitution is illegal" >Begin to dial 911 >She sprints for her car and takes off >I go home and fap out a sad nut to her pic >Go to bed
Stay tuned, this is only the beginning of a long story that's yet to unfold.
Elijah Scott
Jesus christ user how could you fuck up so badly
Brayden Powell
Just gonna drop this here
Henry Jones
Bump
Elijah Thompson
Part 2: a budding relationship
>A few weeks later and have totally forgotten my autistic episode >Get on Whisper to just look, not horny >See another post by her >Decide to fuck with her a bit >Message her as an entirely different guy >Ask her to come over, she agrees >Suspectsnothing.png >This time I give her the address of a friend who I'm house sitting for >Dig out an old police uniform I have >Over the past few weeks I've grown out my facial hair and gotten a cut on top so I practically look like a new man >Put on police uniform and wait >By the time she comes over it's around 10pm so it's pitch black outside >She walks up to door, rings bell >I answer in my full police attire >She looks shocked and scared >I grab her by the arm and lead her into the living room, sit her down >I sit down across from her and give her a lecture on why prostitution is bad >She's silent >I make her promise to never do prostitute things again >She promises >I spank her on the way out and slam the door >Jerk off the erection I've been keeping under wraps to the thought of her
Jack Hill
>The autism is strong with OP
Carter Martinez
Where the fuck do you live that whisper is used for prostitutes
Blake Anderson
Part 3:
>A couple weeks go by and I see no posts from her >Believe I've made a change in her life >Until >She posts again >Get angry, I had been jerking myself off as a type of moral police >I can't let this one slip >Contact her >Notice her tone is a lot rougher and more business-like >Demands 3 live pics to verify identity >A friend of mine very graciously provides >She no longer comes to peoples houses, they must come to her hotel room >I won't let this be a setback >I find out what hotel she's gonna get a room at >Its a really shitty $30/night motel >Come up with a plan so moronic it can rival that of Operation Barabarosa >We set a date and she books a room >Me and my friend (the one who sent the pics) go to the motel the day of >I know the girls full name due to Facebook stalking and occasional sad fapping >My plan is to walk up to front desk, say "I'm Anonettes husband, can I have a key to her room" >It actually >Fucking >Works >Go to car and get a spray paint can and text her "I'm in the lobby" >Send my friend in to distract her and buy time >While friend is distracting her I sneak up to her room >Spray paint "prostitution is wrong" across the motel wall >Also find a pair of her panties in her bag, turbo fap and cum on them >Sneak out and text friend >He uses the "forgot my wallet in the car" excuse and gets in the car with me >We ditch >10 minutes later she texts me "WHAT THE FUCK" will continue
Alexander Price
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Sebastian Murphy
Bumping
Leo Rodriguez
hillarious autism, more!
Dylan Wood
Bump
Carter Perez
OP, why didn't you green txt this out before you posted it. Hurry up.
Mason Gonzalez
>Literal months go by, see no new posts >I've done it, I'm Jesus >Anyways a friend introduces me to Backpage >Look around and guess who I find >She's switched from Whisper to Backpage >Unfortunately enough for her, no one is outside of my grasp >Her phone number is listed and she has a strict "no text, only call" policy >Lucky for me im very good at impressions and do a whimpy white guy voice, the exact kinda guy who would buy a Latino whore >Say I run a small church and it's always been my fantasy to fuck a girl on the alter >She says she's "with it" >She asks when and I say I schedule for a week from the day >I needed time to plan >I find a small church of radical Christians >Think Westborough x5 >Not hard to find because everyone here is fucking mental >Go and talk to pastor who is visibly mentally unhinged >Tell him I think my wife is selling her flesh to other men and she needs to rediscover Christ >Fucking meth head buys it >We set up an absolutely diabolical plan to get this lady out of the business once and for all >Get the whole congregation in on it too >The night comes and I give her the address of the church >Have the pastor receive her and lead her into the main hall >She stands in front of the alter and says "well? I'm not doing this for free" >Pastor hands her an envelope that I gave him >In it is $200 Monopoly dollars >"You've got to be fucking joking" >"FLIP IT OVER" I call out from the very back of the hall, wisely staying out of the path of the coming shit storm >She looks confused and in her confusion she flips it over >On the back is written these words >"Prostitution is wrong" >She looks up in a panic just as the whole congregation comes out of the shadows >Sounds intense but the congregation was only about 15-20 meth head extremists >They start screeching "REPENT REPENT REPENT" >this wasn't even scripted >They flood around her and put their hands on her as she struggles to breakthrough the crowd Will continue
Asher Anderson
>This screeching goes on for about 5 minutes >Eventually she breaks through the crowd and but trips as she nears the end of the hall >Me, still in half shock half laughter walk up to her and squat down >She looks up at me >I look her in the eyes and say "prostitution is wrong. please stop doing it" >She gets up and runs out as fast as possible >Doesn't even get in her car, just runs down the road >Success? >That was on a Monday night >Scan Backpage and whisper all week, see nothing >Go to church Sunday morning >Not meth head church, a pretty normal church >Always get there early to get a good seat >A few minutes before mass starts I see her walk in, conservatively dressed and quiet >I'm in shock >She sits down and sits through whole mass >After church she talks to the pastor as I sneak through crowd as to not be noticed >Next week at church pastor has an announcement >We have a new member of our church, and she's come a long way in her walk with Christ >Fast forward to now, 3 months later >She still comes to church and is now dating the pastor's son >She's made a complete 180 >Im proud of what I've done >Still fap to her pics tho Fin
Angel Hughes
Bump
Dominic Brown
Op, your are an idiot. Get a life and leave other ppl with your distorted moral alone
Kevin Rogers
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Levi Russell
>How dare you turn around a prostitutes life
Matthew Taylor
moralfagging is wrong
Owen Ramirez
Prostitution is illegal? Where do you live, Pakistan? If it's illegal, who or what are the poor, lonely people fucking?