Islam

Brothers, the month of Ramadan is almost upon us. How will you be spending your daytime on Sup Forums?

>no more /s/
>no more /ck/
what do?

Eat, drink, masturbate.
Bacon is good, so is booze.

Muhammad (poo be upon him) was a Jewish puppet.

Lurking on /diy/ and /k/

>Britanistan and Germanistan

Those flags. I will spend my ramadamadingdong the same way I do every year, throwing rocks at Muslims.

>be me
>be oslo
>boss: user, you can't bring food to work during ramadan because some people are muslim
>literally already started gathering bacon, ham, pig feet, ears etc for a picnic (pignig) at work

Gon be fun

I will be absolutely unaffected because I don't live around disgusting subhuman muzzies and don't even really know what ramadan is, just that those pieces of shit pray a lot more, and I think that one thing where they go and throw rocks at some pillar and trample a few hundred people takes place sometime there.

I will be murdering animals inhumamdly by cutting throats and forcing them to stay alive as all the blood is painfully bled out of their necksn until they die
Oops, i meant preparing meat so that it halal

Do vegans protest halal slaughter methods? Or would that be Islamophobic?

Its my first Ramadan since conversion last year and I can't wait

I dont do much degenerate stuff but Ramadan I'm going to just purify myself

I don't think vegans care """islamophobia""", their faith is veganism, so all other faithes can go fuck themselves

fire is the best method to purify the soul. have fun

It will be a new experience brother.

You don't just refrain from eating. You also refrain from doing sins through your eyes/hands/tongue. You will come out a better person.

Sup Forums why are you not trying ramadan?

I will throw acid on school girls

Ramadan in June? During the nightless night in midsummer?
So our radical fundamentalists will finally starve themselves silly. I'm going to enjoy this so much.

Will that cleanse the poo?

can't you just fuck off ?

>ID: JEB
CUT MY GUAC INTO PIECES

they build a Ramabomb

>muslims going to /ck/

Why...

>tfw can control eating habits but can't stop fapping
Allah pls forgive ;_;

/Cooking Kebabs/?

It's food shitposting month.

Looks good. What is that?

You fuckers celebrate Ramadan constantly. Can you just chose one date and stick to it? Instead of changing it every year like retarded brats that want presents constantly?

Fucking sand niggers, go suck Allahs tranny cock in hell.

You know, its funny, but I think my grandparents always killed animals this way on their farm. We'd hold the pig down, slit its throat and wait till it bleeds out into a bowl. We're all Christians. Nobody ever gave a fuck.

Actually looking forward to it this year, gonna kill off my addictions to caffeine, modafinil and porn. Hard reset is best reset

> 2016
> not understand solar vs lunar calendars

>JEBHura

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What about if you fucking KILL YOURSELF AS WELL ALL YOUR RELIGION FOLLOWERS DIPSHIT?

kek

triggered

No time for fasting. Gotta get gains brah.

Praise be upon Zyzz. Only gay people diet because God tells them to

>solar vs lunar calendars

This is the problem with following a book that declares all others invalid. You end up stuck with a hilariously inaccurate date system amongst a myriad of other problems.

Mashallah

After Eftar, i will come here for an hour or something then go do prayer.
And there is no reason to lurk Sup Forums it is full of gay talk.

top kek

I think the shitskins up here cheat and use some set hours instead. It seems they're wiiling to bend their holy rules if it means they can get free money from cuck-governments.

Actually, I'll take a Rogan Josh, mate.

Ask yourself why do you even do these degenerate stuff? what if you die while fapping?
rip

I used to live with my grandmother and this is how she would slaughter rabbits. We would hang them upside down by their hind feet and she would slit their jugular vein. They died relatively fast, though i do remember some struggling. After their blood was drained she cut the skin and had me hold their feet while she pulled the skin off in one clean motion. I was left holding a skinned, freshly slaughtered rabbit. It really wasn't that bad for the animal.

If allah is okay with someone arriving covered in child blood and halfway blown to pieces then why would he care about someone with cum on their chest and hand? He's probably into that.

Time is: from morning to when the sun goes down.
So it is like 16 hours.
You are not allowed to eat or drink water.

>tfw yearly event of muslims fainting in the gym

Excited tbqh

Why didn't she snap their neck? It's a lot less painful because it knocks them out near instantly instead of over several seconds.

A Muslim friend will spend his time on watching anime for a month lik

It will be so hard brother. I will be doing it for the first time this year because I have to show my graditude to Allah for everything he granted me.

Man this will be so hard..

I can't wait for the day of the rope.

Or sleeping all day until the sun goes down so he can start eating.

kek

I am fucking with the thermostat at work to make it extra miserable for the two Muslims. Mustafar one day Hoth the next.

In all honesty if you live inna woods its by far the most humane method. Bear in mind islams slaughter rules were made in 700AD, not much tech around then so it really was the most humane way. Thats why there is debate in Islam at the moment for allowing some stunning first, because thats easier on the animal.

lel swede talking about cuck governments

its only inaccurate when directly overlaid with a solar calendar. Its actually more accurate if you follow it alone, as each month is measured in moon cycles it has the ability to flex according to seasonal variation (which occurs naturally) whereas the solar calendar is rigid (which the seasons are not). But yeah unless you are a farmer, solar calendars are easier on business etc. Thats why its good to see the benefits of both. You shouldnt be so narrow minded in your approach you know

Ramadan is an opportunity to get over your obsession with the superficial, you should use it

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Oh brother mashallah and welcome. And insh-Allah Allah will help you and me :)

I am very affraid but I have asked Allah for help for easiness and I belive he will make it easy for me and Insh-Allah for all of us.

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spooky

TAKBIR

Come now, why is it so hard to admit that a lunar calendar is just easier to figure out when your understanding of thr universe is primitive? When your festivals are swinging from one end of the year to the other it's a sign that better accuracy is needed.

Ah, so it's that time again, eh?

Time to drench a portrait of the Pedo Prophet in pig's blood, lay bacon on a copy of the Koran, and pray to the gods of 5.56mm that their holy instruments find more mudslime skulls.

Im thinking about going istanbul for a holiday soon, what is the security situation like in honesty? Our govt says its safe but i feel a little uneasy still

Instead of doing that, why don't you read some bible and go to church?

You've got to respect Islam as a peaceful religion or its followers will turn violent.

Because this isn't edgy enough

FPBP

ALLAH AKBAR

is it really? i dont know much about slaughtering animals but surely there are better ways

because islam is fecies

It's the perfect time to strike.

JEB IS ALIVE

This thread is what happens when we forget our lord and saviour Hitler (pbuh).

MUSLIMS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He is right with regards to slaughter. Braining them with a rock is very hit and miss and can lead to more suffering but it's the 21st century and we have captive bolt guns that destroy the brain faster than it can process the sensation. The problem is that the Koran is the final testament to its followers so to stray from its instruction would be a tacit admission that their prophet was something else.

sand nigger like to kill on Ramadan

Killing in forbidden in ramadan.
Back then wars or anything stop in ramadan.

pig shit be upon Mohammad, that war mongerer

I think its used more culturally these days, only saudi still uses it instead of the gregorian calendar. I like it though, the months have symbolic meanings and nice stories. Its like my grandfather clock i suppose, not as useful for day to day business, but I would never dream of trashing it for the sake of pure accuracy

underage detected

underrated

today there are yes. In the UK, 80% of halal meat is first stunned to numb the animal to pain. Some hardliners say its wrong, but they fail to appreciate that the reason we used to cut the jugular is becuase it was the method which killed efficiently and accurately, draining the blood, whilst limiting suffering. Today there are better ways.

these are the current mainstream sharia rules for ritual slaughter:

-animals must be well treated before being killed
-animals must not see other animals being killed
-the knife must not be sharpened in the animal's presence
-the knife blade must be free of blemishes that might tear the wound
-the animal must not be in an uncomfortable position

time for you sand nigger to go

Tbqh lads I'm thinking of doing the ramadan whatever just for shits and giggles.
Would still eat pork and drink alcohol obviously.

Also thinking about going on a pilgrimage in Spain the next year as well.

there was a chase where Mohammad (dog shit be upon him) attacked on Ramadan

The sun literally doesn't go down in Finland, Mehmet.

cant have war during ramadan (unless provoked)

>tfw no isis webm for a month

kek so they must be starving all day
anyway it is from morning to night
16 hours, it depends on where you live.

Anyone who knows religious people of any kind knows that they are the biggest cherry pickers on the planet

They will use really general rules to ignore specific rules they don't like
They will use really specific rules to ignore general rules they don't like

>Turkmany
>Calling me a sandnigger
Fucking hilarious.

Sure it does, barely anyone in Finland actually lives above the polar circle

>Implying that there are muslims.
screw them

i'd say most muslim men are into /hm/

You have no brothers here

Go outside more. All the muslims seem to disappear during ramadan, it's great. It's like it will be after the great war of the cleansing.

Muzulmanim w Polsce? Co to takiego...

I spend it watching anime and playing DotA normally. But vidya is banned in Morocco now... so only anime for me...

Congrats bros.

kek

You are right to some degree, some muslims, particular salafis, are literal interpretists. More mainstreamers believe in the spirit of the law not just the letter. So its often quite fiercely debated

Its actually haram to fight in ramadan. Not that the sumbags in syria will take any notice.

trying too hard, be more subtle

This is actually causing quite a bit of a kerfuffle with scholars at the moment. there are two main opinions on it. 1- follow nearest muslim country. 2- follow mecca

thats how it should be though. You use your own brain on the grey area, as long as you dont deviate from the core principles. it means youre not a robot, but not a degenerate.

fake country detected

Fuck off mudscum

Why did they even ban videogames?Well, not much of a loss anyway, since most of the recent videogames are shit anyway.

Please, Putin, nuke this thread

Mamy Tatarów, ale ten user to pewnie przynęta.

okay lets settle this, did it fucking happen or not??

No, let's not start that again. Don't try to bait us, read yourself.

They banned VoIP to profit more... I think they banned online games accidentally while trying to shut down the VoIP in games clients...

Jew here, wish all the Muslims a happy Ramadan.
Tzom kal (Good fasting)
and Shalom Aleichem (Peace be with you)

Secular muslim here, I couldn't care less about Ramadan. I will eat and drink as usual, and while you guys are starving I will enjoy my pepperoni pizza and beer

death to all muslims

i hope you gonna be hanged by sebixes