You're down the pub and this bloke smacks your bird on the arse

You're down the pub and this bloke smacks your bird on the arse.
What do?

Vote remain

let him fuck my gf while i watch

Offer her to him as a sacrifice in order to maximise chances of brexit

I tell him that's bloody well not on. He apologises. We all drink pints of ale.

Buy him a pint.

I'd give him a right kicking.

Cut this infidels hands off. This is a Muslim country.

Grab him by his tie and nut him.

When interviewed, I say "we must be able to govern our own land without the influence of unelected European beurocrats".

>ruddy hell Nige you cheeky chap that's just not cricket
>sorry pal I didn't realise she was taken
>it's ok matey, now. How do we win this refurendum?

Anything Mr Farage needs to Make Britain Great Again™, he can have

>alcohol
That's pretty haram m8.

kek

Vote no in Brexit :^)

Ask him if he wants to go fishing next Saturday.

tell him he has the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance.. of a low grade bank clerk

u wot m8

>slap my bird on the ass
What the fuck does that even mean? Britcuck shitposters are the worst

bird means girl you dumb fat american

kEK, i UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE

Typed in caps, cant be fucked to change

*translator's note: "bird" means woman

Invite muslims into the bar to behead him and let the muslims fondle my wife.

Jerk him off so he no longer has the desire to be slapping asses?

kek

>Bird
>Chick
Yank can't join the dots as usual

Lol

Elo nigel ya having a laugh der me mate?

>"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here, next to me!"

lmao

*grabs him by the tie*
back the cuck off??!!

I let him fuck her to blow off some steam. He needs to be refreshed for his ongoing fight to free the mother country.

Way to Fuck up the English language. Bird means girl, British means queer. ???

Believe in Britain

It was just a prank my ol' chap

how the fuck do you not get a chick is a girl and a bird is a women

Deck the bitch and ask Nigel to marry me.

fackin seppos at it again innit lads

There's definitely one kind of barrage he's good for.

buy him a pint