REKT thread. China edition.
REKT thread. China edition
Landon Barnes
John Morris
Just in case.
Sebastian Parker
Since 2009 I have been lurking on Sup Forums almost everyday.
For the first time, I am shocked by what I see. WTF is happening here??
Hudson Sullivan
Chinese people are disgusting.
Caleb Anderson
Are you fucking blind? Shes giving birth.
Leo Mitchell
Baby popping out and is gonna have major mental issues if it even survives that fall
Connor Green
Levi Hill
Seriously man what the fuck. She just pulled down her pants and just popped it out like she was holding in a shit. Wtf. And on the pavement? I assumed it wasn't alive cause it looked fucking ghost white but then I thought I saw it move. I'm shocked too.
Easton Peterson
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Tyler Stewart
>Chinese
>People
Nathan Hill
did he die?
John Murphy
1. She is standing like no problem, everything is cool.
2. Baby goes out in one second.
3. Monster baby is blue (dead?)
4. Does she know what is happening? First second in the world, 80 cm free fall on the solid ground. Hope it is already dead.
Luis Sanders
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Christian Young
Wow. What a blowout!
Ethan Ortiz
He had his spine crunched into next week's Chinese T-bone steak. What do you think?
Carter White
Some things I wonder about the massacre:
-He supposedly executed his victims methodically, but also allegedly fired over 450 shots, killing 20 and injuring 26 - which sounds like 400 or so missed shots. What part of this is methodical? Did he "methodically" execute after wildly spraying first?
-The good guy with a gun that stopped this massacre - did he really stop it, or was it in effect over already anyway?
Nathan Wright
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Joseph Edwards
What is it with chinks and gas?
Nicholas Phillips
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Juan Peterson
They just don't mix too well
Jacob Perez
Manholes, doing their bit for humanity
Brandon Hernandez
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Luke Reyes
no wonder there are so many they literally are just shit out.
Joseph Cooper
That was a good one, ty
Brayden Martin
@0:37 the GPS told them to turn right to reach their destination
Logan Cox
Agreed, it's interesting though, a neonate up until about 1-2 years old is actually a lot more resilient to kinetic impacts, mainly because they haven't finished growing and still possess a lot of cartilage compared to full bone in an adult.
Still, such an impact would definitely be translated straight to the cerebrum...
Logan Campbell
I'm not gonna argue semantics but to your second point he killed 26 people.. nothing was stopped.. he could possibly have had plans to go somewhere else and kill more people but from all accounts I've heard he more or less seemed like he was done before being shit back.. but still much more info to be released
Grayson Turner
>me on the shitter
Jaxson Lopez
Someone add the Circus song and rename it to China's Funniest Home Videos.
Evan Cook
>Let me check my phone instead of watching where I place my feet in a place that has high pressure vessels with combustible materials
I swear millenials are tucked if we get a solar flare or some crazy shit like that.
Blake Wilson
never trust your fart
Gabriel Kelly
Can anyone explain what the fuck just happened here?
Owen Reyes
you serious?
Connor Moore
>Being an avoidance capped tank irl.
Logan Bailey
sure with all the police surrounding him
Luke Sanchez
whats to explain?
he was trying to fix something while the machine was on and it broke his neck
James Wright
holy shit dude you aren't alone
Landon Barnes
Don't operate any machinery, so ya
Jeremiah Brooks
>"Checku disu shittu out! Propaneu gasu!
>"Let's haveu a celebratoryu cigaretteu!
Isaiah Diaz
twirly twirly catches shirt and twirls him through a very small space
Cameron Moore
his shit got caught in the spinning shit and the tensile strength of his armhole was strong enough to pull his body in with it and crush the shit out of his shit. nigga ded
Jonathan Bennett
thabks
Cameron Rodriguez
That machine can generate a lo of torque, what usually happens is that your shirt/watch/ring gets snagged onto something and you go along for the ride. Having worked in industry for about 4 years you learn a couple of important things. First one: Don't put your hands inside active machinery unless you know very well what you are doing. Second: You don't know what you are doing.
Jayden Brown
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Samuel Brown
surprised they actually stopped
Ryan Perry
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Michael Moore
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Jordan Ross
this is why they should work naked
Asher Collins
top kek what the fuck, i'm not sure whether i should be impressed by the lack of authority or what
Jordan Gomez
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Jose Green
lol, pus.
Leo Morgan
Supposedly, he was being chased for 10 minutes or so, by two civilians. (Not sure how long, but several minutes, at least) He was never surrounded by police, while he was alive at least.
Kayden Murphy
Maybe if they were japs.
Jonathan Russell
DID ANYBODY SAY CHINA!?
Ethan Hall
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Camden Wood
MOAR CHINA
Adrian Reed
K den ma bad
Juan Martin
CHINA AND REKT/GORE ARE FUCKING BFF
David Butler
wat
Josiah Jones
Out of every rekt thread I seen on Sup Forums this one actually gets to me holy shit.
Xavier Nelson
nerve gas
Aaron King
moAR?
Wyatt Price
Deserved.
Dylan Thompson
Look at that dudes face. Begging for death in real life meme
Sebastian Bennett
this would happen a lot more if they did
Justin Bell
YEAH IT GOT ME TOO WHEN I SAW IT YESTERDAY IN /GIF/
>NOT OP
Cooper Turner
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Jaxson Adams
>Confucius say, if one goes on a vengeful path, he must dig two graves ...
Josiah Miller
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Xavier Clark
That's Korea.
Lincoln Davis
Just fyi, they FUCKING FELL FOR 50 FLOORS
Kayden Rogers
Honorary?
Evan Allen
yup
I used to be a printer. My last day, the guy who trained me was cleaning his machine while it was running. The plate cylinder caught the cotton pad he was cleaning it with, pulling his hand in a little bit... He didn't get caught in the machine, but it did take skin off down to the bone on three fingers and nicked an artery.
After getting sprayed in the face with blood from 10ft away, I noped the fuck on out and told HR to mail me my cheque.
John Cox
It wasn't 100% sure death, so they gotta go back and kill the guy.
John Torres
Joseph Hall
HONORABLE MENTION TO FUCKING MEXICANS.
BLESS SPAIN FOR LEAVING ALIVE THE BEST SPICS.
Sebastian Nguyen
They still have a realistic sense of what individual human life is ACTUALLY worth.
Little to nothing.
Henry Green
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Kevin Hernandez
LOTO
Jack Hernandez
Yet spain left their seed in most of them lol
Tyler Smith
did he die?
Luke Ramirez
oNLY hAIRY
只有毛猫
meme AZNCHUBZ
Why Not Offer Whole Hole Because Tattoo Shows Me Where I Can Stick What Where Why When NOW! FKU!
Zachary Sullivan
I KNOW, I'M SPANIARD, LMAO.
REMEMBER KIDS, HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT
Bentley Nelson
never put your hands where you wouldnt put your dick
Adrian Davis
Like Spanish are any better.
Jaxson Wood
Like anyone can tell the difference
Jaxson Butler
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Jonathan Cox
Only If She Knew Her Name Was Simon Troy Cosgrove, Scholar Of Meme War! 只有她是否知道她的名字是西蒙·特洛伊科斯格羅夫,學者米姆戰爭!
Benjamin Cox
Kek
What is the guy in that 4th one made of though? Fuk
Leo Taylor
Kys
William Morgan
This is pretty bad.
Joseph Richardson
BULLFIGHTING IS FUN AS FUCK.
(AND NOT TORTURE IF IT'S DONE INSIDE THE RING)
Elijah Parker
>750448369
Probably not all. A lot left blonde and colored eye genes in the mexican pool though, which is only really seen in the richer mexican areas and some in middle class. And god they are hot
Brody Howard
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Benjamin Murphy
Pretty sure that's a miscarriage
Samuel Brooks
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Robert Gutierrez
Joseph Parker
xxgasm.com/photos/yu-gi-oh-ahegao
Luke Powell
DUBS
TRIPS
>Will I get Quads or I'll run out of webms? LET'S FIND OUT
Isaiah Davis
A massive truck is currently falling down on 2 guys.. one runs to safety and the other runs towards the truck to try and catch it.. Darwinism at its finest