I dare you to name a more majestic animal than the horse

I dare you to name a more majestic animal than the horse.

Spoilers: You can't.

Are those his fucking nuts?

Uh, Think again sweetie.

Unicorns are the negros of the equine world.

I don't see anything. What are you talking about?

they're like fucking avocados dude

*bowling balls

THE MOTHERFUCKING T-REX BITCH!!!!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the equestrian studies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret unicorn rodeos, and I have over 300 confirmed unicorns. I am trained in barrel racing and I’m the top cowboy in the entire farm. You are nothing to me but just another ponyfag. I will wipe you the fuck out with majesty the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of unicorn breeders across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can trample you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in bareback riding, but I have access to the entire stable of the United States Equestrian Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit manure all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Bukaroo.

Some how majestic and doing a 25 pound shit do not go together.

go buy a chihuahua then numale

i'm glad i came to this thread

also this is best animal

how about the majestic Swedish Blonde?

Lion.

Fake blonde, shit eyebrows, ugly lip skin color.

Anything with Dragon in its name.

You realize that's lipstick, right?

> doesn't Anna Nyquist

that's okay, i'm sure your comfortable with your homosexuality.

the jews

> bad
> dragon

That is not an animal. Try again.

maybe someday this Chinese shit become more popular...."me first"

Eww and yes.

Frog, kek

Horses smell awful, even worse wet, shit constantly, basically a barrel with 4 legs, they look like idiots when they are rolling on their backs or chasing balls.

Dragon?

It's even worse if she wasn't born with that color and chose it of her own free will.

biggest set of horse nuts ive ever seen

Are you a horse nut expert?

Rabut

Most majestic ive seen

Bearded vulture > horse, any day.

Those are some big ass nuts.

The Condor from the Andinas
Biggest wingspam in the non marine birds.

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The only majestic thing about horses is the cock.

Mmm~

nice balls

This

Sup Forums would you a horse penis?

Yes.

Satan

You're the most majestic animal OP :)

No, udders.

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No, those are testicles.

HORSE COKCS