Celeb Thread - /Only the demons are still awake/ edition

Celeb Thread - /Only the demons are still awake/ edition.

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I'll ask again: Would you rather: watch Taylor Swift creampied by a black man, or fuck a trap version of Taylor Swift, who has a 7 inch cock?

>bobs into thread
Friends?

Post more Taylor with niggers

witching hour is approaching

I would fuck Tay's cute little butt and reach around to stroke her girlcock while I did so

Watch her get cream pied

Did somebody mention demons?

What about pregnant futa tay with a 12” cock?

get pied. I'm not fucking a dude

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Leave my TayTay alone!

The correct answer for non fags.

>tay legs
This is a nice image

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's what I'm worried about!

Oh shi-

Oh wow you wouldn't watch her fuck if it was with a black guy? Guess you aren't that loyal.

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Prepare to have your soul extracted.

TayTay is pure and meant for only me!

and my cum

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Pathetic fake fan

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Wh... where is she going to try to extract it from?

I need to know so I can know whether to be horrified or aroused...

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Tay fans: I need to jerk off before work, so this needs to be quick. What's the besr TayTay song to jerk off to? Keep in mind pace of song and video.

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lol now I'm erect

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cutie

You dont know how you're talking to :3

yesterday or the day before I was talking to someone in here about Dan Schneider and his foot fetish and mentioned something he had done on Twitter, but didn't have the image to prove it. well I found it so here we are

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Shake it off

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Yeah, a fake Tay fan who wouldn't even watch her get blacked.

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Through your cock, silly. Where else?
It's going to hurt though.

Taylor Swift or Emma Watson.

You have to pick one to watch get blacked. Who do you choose?

oh wait its a herman thread..

he lives on Sup Forums in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....


>That moment that you realise that

>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)

aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states


now thats what u call cringe...

just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices

he is also a regular poster on Sup Forums and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads

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Taylor Swift. Those long legs and her cute face are better for BBC.

Skinnycute is a good aesthetic

Daisy!!

how tall??

Chek'd

It's still a publicly accessible tweet, just google the text.

BONNER TIME

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

these are nice pics

G fag is gone, it;s is safe to post again

jk, you know he will reply to this

I'm sorry to interrupt but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.

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Choke my cock for TayTay, Drain my balls for TayTay

Oh fuck Alexandra, please don't! It might not look like I'm trying very hard to get away but it's just because I know she's too powerful. I guess I should just, unbuckle, lay down and resign myself to my horrible torture.

;)

this

that's supergirl? she's pretty as fuck

Is anyone else becoming obsessed with the idea of TayTay fucking black men? I want her to make me suck her toes while she gets fucked by a massive black cock.

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Emma is quite qt as well

I'm not but hey do you my gut

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my guy*

no

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>shitted

Same. But it's my black cock. And her toes are mine.

Emma getting blacked would be pretty sexy too. But Tay has those legs

tl:dr

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Do you want her to take your soul with her mouth or her pussy? She's a nice demon, so she lets her victims choose.

when you put bella next to perfection it really shows how beat up she really is

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M-My m-m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a very beautiful w-woman a-and I-I'm a lucky m-man t-to have h-her...

Which black soccer player did she give a foot job to again?

>this thread

faaaaake but funny

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Emma Watson. She hass a fat ass

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