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>tfw non-white

These riddle is for my fellow albos

Fillon me P mbaron me I
Rreth Përreth me lesh të zi
Kush është?

What would u do to lara?

prifti

Ok, find this

Një majuc
Me biruc
I vjen hakut
Rrumbullakut

hmmm
kam harruar shqipen me duket

gjilpera

gjej ndonje qe s'esht n internet

Gjej kyt

Tërhiqet, s'këputet
Në birë të grave futet
Extra points: Don't Google

foreign tourism in albania is up 13% already in the last 3-4 months alone

why havent you visited albania yet /balk/?

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Është vathi

Gjej këtë tjetrën, pa kqyr në Google

Buza jeme n'buzë tënde
Gishti jem n'birë tënde

>kqyr
i kosovs?

>tfw only Albanians have posted in this thread thu far after first post

balk is now shqip, as in real life

Ok balk.
Show me dirty riddles from ur cunt

>riddles
cerrat jasht

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was expecting a spider to come out her mouth

I guess not.

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sevap

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Theres a hot red headed bitch at the bar. How many yous for pic?

let's see her

If dubs you buy her a drink

Just fucking went away I swear to god

>buying bar sluts drinks

If dubs you flirt with her

Drink with me...house is on...im again not getting laid cause im a pussy

psot pic you beta cuck

What a fucking pussy
Ask a girl to dance, or just go to dance
Be a little alpha man

ill go sleep good night
ill dream myself having higher iq

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sausage fest

True

enverbey incomming

Oh there is even a qt waiting for me but im a pussy

Why god, you give me 9/10 looks and. Then you make me.autist whose topics are.macedonia is bg snd balkan ear. Wjy u do fis god why

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You threatened your dads masculinity
:^)

>02:43

Drunk

wrong, third worlder

Ei, make prosto, debilno.

>calls me third worlder
>is +3 hours

>Same time zone as Somalia
>Calling others third worlders

>same time zone as kosovo, germany and sweden

Пeдaл.

Maнгaл

t. ordaši

>ordaši
what does that mean?

>Hey dude are you chatting with a chick on the phone
>H-hehe Y-yeah

literally what

me with the glasses

>opдa
> Aдминиcтpaтивнo-вoeнa opгaнизaцијa или плeмeнcки coјyз кaј тypcкo-мoнгoлcкитe нoмaдcки плeмињa.
>Toлпa, бaндa или нeпpијaтeлcкa вoјcкa кoјa oгpaбyвa и пpaви злocтopcтвa.

Пeeш ли, чaлгapчe?

*look around*
Sniiiiiiiiiiiiif
*detect something Turkish*
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIF
*Sense a strong Turkish odour*
Bulgarians are coming

Who dat qt on the left

@75049337
>albania

sniif

BRAAAAAP

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qu'est ce que j'aimerais lui demonter le cul en lui malaxant ses gros mamelons laiteux à cette chienne de beurette

youtube.com/watch?v=cAEFu7qGYKM

late night vaporwave

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You awake faggots?

Hello

Fucking dead again fsggots

non
say something interesting fag
I haven't smoked in 2 weeks

Im.drunk

I know
you're the clubbing friend ?

are u mister frenche

oui
bonsoir copain mizar

why u wont come online on steam

I can't play anymore ded pc
sometimes LoL but I don't really enjoy it

this

rip frenche

I have some light games maybe we could play something like magicka i'll have to checke

helpe me i'm going insane lole

i am hir

these balkan threads have a quite peculiar smell

what is it?

it's from your shoes, gypsymanian

I like the way vampire script looks

you mean gypsy runes

kek

let me try again
*sniffs*
it's the smell of ottomanic cCcreatures
god bless the danube

you're allowed in here aren't you

because i'm not

t. french-american

>"Though according to a 2012 genomic study, the Romani reached the Balkans as early as the 12th century,[156]"

straight from wikipedia. he's allowed on here. you ain't, wh*te boi

well since I'm not a balkanian, no.

this. and because your ancestors came from India, you must go back to Asia, gyppboi

but I love sucking off /balk/ im qt wh*te trap trust me

post disgusting boipucci

ok

Hahhaah cCchanon.ro image board turkler imbecili

>Read pic related
>Imagine as there is a psychologist the girl is talking to
>Tell her it's just the woman's instict to fuck the winner guy
>She says that's a primitive mentality
>I tell her it's biology
>She denies it
>I tell her to take a week vacation by the sea to rest
>She does
>When they go there she spots D on the beach
>She starts fantasising about him again, but tries to disregard it
>One night after she was done buying some drinks and starts going to the 4th floor of the apartment near the beach, she sees someone laying on the ground on the 2nd floor and tries to help him out
>It was D
>"Hey pretty" says he half drunk "wanna come inside"
>The sweat scent, the low pitch sexy voice and the muscles were too much for her now
>They went inside and D starts kissing her in the neck and cheeks
>Slams her on the bad and removes her panties
>Then he starts to use his tongue in the most amazing way the girl had experienced
>Just before she was about to cum, the guy goes back and says "If you want to, you can start sucking my-
>Before he could finish his sentence, she was already unzipping his pants
>*Bounce*
>From the pants the dick came out long and strong
>It was way bigger than her BF's
>She starts sucking his dick, not so good at it
>D grabs her head and starts mouthfucking her
>After that they again lay in bed and start doing all kind of styles
>In the end the guy was keeping his hand at the girls throat while fucking her
>He came inside her. Not even her BF has done that
>As ejaculating, he whispers smth in her ear
>" You're gonna come again bitch"
>She nodded, and she did come and cum there the next 5 days
>Meanwhile at a bar back in the city someone was having a tea
>It was the psychologist
>He shudders for a moment and says to himself
>"Another one huh, just like all the others"