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>english-speaking university in Japan
which ones are you looking at? Temple Univ?

>250 000 japs here
They are nikkeis, not Japanese.
Blood alone does not make a man Japanese.

Says the man who only filters.

whatever sad trash, fuck off

what's your problem, louis?

>which ones are you looking at? Temple Univ?

Is Temple University good?

I was looking at temple university and it might be a good idea. I'll have to find out if my GI bill is applicable there.

here's the list of universities i was looking at

He can cross out Tohoku, Nagoya, and Kyushu as well.
They are called ex-imperial universities and like Ivy Leagues.
You have very little chance of getting admitted from a community collage.

>Temple University
It's an American University.
Almost all classes are conducted in English, and they have a Japanese language program as well.
I don't know if it's "good," but I'm sure it's easier for you to transfer into.
If you graduate Temple, you may be able to do your masters in a proper Japanese university.

せやな
オラには日本人の血が一滴も流れてねぇのに和の心を獲得して日本人になってもうたがな

You might have a good chance with Ritsumeikan Asia Pacific.
They are actively accepting foreign students from various countries.
Being a native English speaker alone makes you an attractive candidate for them.

私の血をお前の尻から流し込んでやろう

I know italians say "prego" a lot and in many different situations, and they also use the word a lot before and during sex. Do 日本人 say "頑張って!" a lot before or during sex since they use it a lot socially like italians with prego?

yellowed

Dear janitor,
Please ban posting via the IP's of the following posts:
This user is posting irrelevant texts by copy-pasting from old threads.

Thanks in advance,

Hello, my nippon friends

I gotta write something and I came a cross a word that I can't really find on the internet.

It's かったもの. Can anyone translate ?

ハヤクニケロ〜

Damn Sup Forums where the hell do I even start with learning Japanese?

Hiragana and Katakana look foreign as shit since I haven't practiced them in the last 2 years when I just dropped trying to learn it.

Is there any good beginner guides to grammar or REALLY REALLY easy children's books with translations to get me started or something as I memorize Hiragana again?

この荒らし基地外すぎる
国旗でコテハン変えて全ての投稿に一つ一つ普通のレスするとかマジで末期

なんだ、フェイクか

Spammer found this thread too.
Let's move to

どちらに投稿するのが正解かは分からないけど、
ここに投稿しても訂正してくれる人はいるはず。

この6月日本へ行きます。 海外旅行するのは初体験です。 wkwk。。。

>Squeeze lightly
Thank you, まゆゆ!

>移民受けるべし
日本は集団主義、血統主義だから
移民1世は帰化しても外人のまま
5世くらいまで日本人と混血してやっと認められる
クォーターくらいでもまだ外人あつかい

ようこそ。
って6月梅雨真っ只中やで…。
まぁ逆に観光地空いてるかもしれないけど。

Are there bronies in Japan?

Spammer found this thread.
Please move to until Janny shows up.

仕事をなくしたら日本で見つかれないフランスの商品をあそこへ輸出するビジネスの始めを考慮するかもしれない
うん、特に昨日から温度がずいぶんと上がってきた

I propose that you shouldn't only have credit cards but also cash to some extent just in case since credit cards can be used at most supermarkets and shops though,
but you may be faced with trouble if you don't have any cash when you pay money at small restaurants which credit cards can't be used at.
Japan has not become completely cashless society yet, so be careful.

稲作が広まる弥生時代が600-700年あって、その後、大和が日本統一するのにさらに200-300年かかっている
どこからかやってきた人が1代で大和を築いたわけじゃない

フィルター用
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assimilated*

シャワーを昨日浴びた
お風呂が大好きだ
出来れば毎日入りたい
だが和式風呂場でないとやはり不便で仕方がない
殆どの日はシャワーだけで済ませている

冷やし中華と、ミックスジュース
ちょっと気が早かったかもしれない。
体が冷えた(((・ω・;)))寒い…

When it comes to telling the time, for half-past the hours, are native Japanese more likely to say 4時30分 or 4時半? Is one more informal than the other? I've known how to tell the time for ages but I'm not sure which is more common/formal. Thanks!

欲求不満BBA

>You might have a good chance with Ritsumeikan Asia Pacific.
>They are actively accepting foreign students from various countries.
>Being a native English speaker alone makes you an attractive candidate for them.

I'm researching this right now. Where is this located--

en.apu.ac.jp/home/study/category1/

I don't see computer science here.. Hmm..

かわいい女の子の口にペニス入れて中でサーメンを撃ちたい。

使用済みか

>やる気でない
だよねー
化学プラント工場ってなんか格好良い、特に夜。
マニアがいるのも理解できるわ。

日本語で日記を書いて、正されるためこのスレに投稿すればいいか?
以前、ある日本のポスターが英語を練習するため日記を書いて、「DJT」に投稿した。

日本人女って「いいえ」とは言えないようだな
やめてとは言っても逆に誘惑的で言えば言うほど欲情する謎
いや、俺なんかもしかしてサイコパスなのか

>Going to school to learn Japanese

But Russia is now North Korean territory
You're north korean

see

Wait, he wants to move to China?

ひさしぶりな気がするな
「武士道」と「葉隠」は読んだかい?

>やる気でない
だよねー
化学プラント工場ってなんか格好良い、特に夜。
マニアがいるのも理解できるわ。

ズィー ズィント ダス エッセン ウントゥ ヴィアー ズィント ディー イェーガー

46m27s
イスラエルの国歌

>です…polite(´・ω・`)
>だ…authoritative(`・ω・´)
>ですだ…kawaii(・∀・)

じゃ転職だ、転職

どんなに懐かしんでももうあのころには戻れないんだ
前を向いて行こうぜ
(´;ω;`)ブワッ

It's only Temple University?

>I must choose between an american university in Japan next year, or cram enough japanese to pass the EJU next year (impossible) to enter a japanese university proper, or wait until i get my bachelor's to go to a proper university in japan without having to worry about bachelor's anymore and get a government scholarship

...Time to look into temple university.

There are many kinds of scholarships and many of them are offered to people under 30~35 years old.
There are non-governmental scholarships too.
An oddball scholarship pays your tuition and gives you free accommodation while you deliver newspapers.
shinbun.hitorigurasi.net/nikkei/
I hear that the job's pretty demanding and whether it's available to non Japanese though.

This video was taken a short while ago, when my girlfriend (Japanese) and I were checking our old apartment in Numabukuro. Please give it a look.
youtu.be/0eRLcZ_ZYpo

Usually you find cheap and merry deals on food in the areas that has many collages.
Waseda, Ochanomizu, and Iidabashi are quite central.

ネット上であれば、どちらでも構わないよ。
好きな方を選べばいいと思う。

分かる(´・ω・`)

Just leaving this here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Kanto_Serial_Young_Girl_Kidnapping_and_Murder_Case

クソワロタ
カナダでもそんなにするんか
あとニートやめよう(⌒,_ゝ⌒)

Move to

>include things like broken bones and mental illnesses
yes
>腕を直しました
hmmm....it sounds like your arm joint has been dislocated, and your doctor forcibly 'fixed' it.
直す could be used for a body part but it would sound like some kind of carpentry work.

>そんな方がは慣れる(ところで、「方が慣れる」が正しいか?「I'm more used to だ」と言いたい。)
「その方が慣れる」が正しい

following those phases, what says...
>1 growing out only tail and ears
>2 becoming too hairy
>3 for furs, it's casual to be naked
>4 not human frame anymore
>5 just wild

おつんこ(・∀・)

大丈夫、そのうちアメリカみたいになるから・・・

following those phases, what says...
>1 growing out only tail and ears
>2 becoming too hairy
>3 for furs, it's casual to be naked
>4 not human frame anymore
>5 just wild

それを日本語でお願いします。

おれ今度抜くよ、歯の矯正でレントゲン撮ったら親知らずが横に埋没されてて隙間が無い

抜く人は多いよ
俺は歯の矯正のために抜く、逆に抜くことで歯並びが調整しやすい
保険使えるから一本3000円くらいで抜ける

僕と同じですね、4本残ってるのは
違和感感じませんか?基本そちらの人は歯並び良いですよね

This video was taken a short while ago, when my girlfriend (Japanese) and I were checking our old apartment in Numabukuro. Please give it a look.
youtu.be/0eRLcZ_ZYpo

good post
good game

Anyone watch Ichi The Killer? Just started on Visitor Q. Any nips know of some good Japanese cult movies?

授業おわりー
では宿題始めようか

>Applying for a language school in Japan next month
I can't wait to get to Japan and dick some weak willed Japs childhood friend, who still maintains somewhat contact after all these years.

>こんにちは
>今日はどうだ
こんにちは。
今日もこのスレで元気にfunpostingしてます。

This is just going on what others have said, and what I have seen from watching clips but not actually the show itself.

I heard that the manga is basically just bad fan-fiction.

As for the anime, apparently it has the same short-comings of GT: poor pacing and an abortive attempt to return to the lighter/more comedic tone of early Dragon Ball. Of course, GT animation at least was similar to Z, and content built on existing elements, whereas Super diverges for the worse here, too.

Maybe I'll eventually get around to reading the manga, but I doubt it, since I could barely make myself finish the Majin arc of the original manga (although I liked that arc in the anime).

no picture replies?

甘やかされたぞっとしたザクロ!

Please move to You should post more since some people think you are the one doing this spamming.

私は随分マイペースな勉強をしてるから日本語能力試験はあまり詳しくないな
難しい?

I thought you were proxyfam until he responded to you asking about curren$ies

さっき親知らずについて質問したuserだけど、日本は別として海外では歯石の除去って定期的にやってもらってる?

except that the op is a japanese flag

スレが死んでてつまらないなーって

I'm not a spammer. The Brazil flag is.

仕事嫌だ行きたくない
仕事嫌だ行きたくない
仕事嫌だ行きたくない

Last for Sweden

リモワのスーツケースなんて平気で10万以上するよな。
サムソナイトやアメリカンツーリスターなんて容量同じでも半分くらいで買える。
国産のアルミボディのスーツケースならリモワの半分以下。いいなぁ欲しい。ちゃんと管理しないと空港で盗まれるって聞いたことある。

タスマニア人なんて、みんなキンタマを切りおとして、土産物屋で小銭入れとして売ってやるわ

うんこは「カカ」
おしっこは「ピピ」
なので

>underage drinking/smoking situation
There's no way for me to find it out...I'm not allowed to approach minors.(´・ω・`)

コンビニがあるのは便利だな。
コンビニ店員は近隣住民を雇ってるんだろうか。

お前ら、ニュース見ろ!
佳子様、婚約

Thank you, he does sound like him.
Thank you very much.

韓国人の日本への嫉妬は深いねえ