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1812 Never Forget edition

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Benedict Arnold

>ywn slaughter millions and millions of yankee doodles then rape their women and burn their homesteads

Bought a handle of voddy lads

alcohol truly is the nectar of nitwits

real niggas drink lean ONLY

babestation

reminder to vote labour and keep /brit/ alive

a vote for tory is a killing blow to the internet

white genocide needs to hurry up, sick of these rorkes on /brit/

If it wasnt for the american revolution the 21st century wouldnt be quite as good as it is

>no hollywood
>no smart phones
>no rock n roll
>no counterculture

Doing a shower beer

always get the 7 years war and the war of 1812 confused

Just been arrested for being racist on /brit/ but when i went in the police car all these hairy spiders streamed out of my mouth, nose, eyes and ears and consumed the officers

sorry ahmed

hope there's a /brit/ meetup at the riots when the internet gets banned and replaced by the torynet which consists of mumsnet and the daily mail

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we'd have all that and no irritating yanks AND continentals would be completely subservient to us

>supporting a regime that bombed and killed your civilians during the blitz
Kek cucks

anime

How? they are over a hundred years apart.

>she didn't look dead in the eyes and soulless yet
grim image in my head
the underworld of prostitution is mad, if you live in a city there could be one on your road and you wouldn't even know
wouldn't have the balls to turn up at a random apartment not knowing what could happen on the other side

>Ozzy education

ugh fuck you grandpa can't believe you protect this country from my germvnic bruderen

Where is your leaf, cuck?

>no hollywood
>no smary phones
>no counter culture (?!!)

I can tell you're 21 or under and feel alienated. Fucking degenerate just off yourself.

>we'd have all that
how so?

I'd come but I won't be able to afford a train to London unless Corbyn nationalises the railways

Shut up and send more cheap bacalhau

that's the exact point the picture is making. do you have autism or what?

I go to an War of 1812 reenactment every year they are very interesting and historical

shagged a prozzy once

turned up at the brothel (which had pictures of 10/10s on the website) to be greeted by a fat black lass
mental that i wasn't mugged or murdered but i did feel like i wasted £40 desu

they both take place in america with muskets

anyway it's more like 60 years apart

i'm not an ahmed

basically sent us back into the dark ages mate, we'd be about 300 years ahead of modern times in tech if it didnt happen
dont believe the perfidious yank

megabus

suppose I'm being sent to prison, what do I smuggle in with me to make my stint easier?
I'm thinking a phone and a bit of weed

if i go to one will i get to bayonet a f*ckin y*nk

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reddit

When the snap election was called I was 95% going to vote for mummy may but at this point I'm about 70% corbyn

Tories will still win but labour are going to give rorke a shock

Not an argument. also "smary phones", c'mon lad you had to do was highlight my text then quote me. Its not that hard, can see why you cant come up with an argument

reddit is based and white

good lad

Business idea: draw up battle plans in case the british people ever seriously rise up against the government, hype myself up to be a guerilla tactical genius, fly to hull to spearhead the resistance and become the Che of our time

same desu

didn't realise how fucking mental mummy may was until she actually suggested copying north korea's internet

>visiting a prossie before reading the ukpunting wiki

sucks to be british when your choices are between a moral busybody who wants to censor porn and a mentally retarded communist

Business idea: move to the new zealand posters house after he died for some dumb cause

> c'mon lad you had to do was highlight my text then quote me

absolutely CONFIRMED for newfag/redditshit

>reddit is based and white

was 18 at the time desu

first taste of a big city and starry eyed

business idea: lead a counter-revolutionary militia that cracks you and your friends skulls on the pavement and restores peace, justice and order

i guess you can pretend to :()

the "escort" that I frequent is a lovely woman and I don't know why she's a prostitute

May isn't anything knew though this country is just powerfully thick and pays zero attention to their government. She was home secretary for like eight years ffs

Business idea: fake my death, flee to Russia and help Putin conquer Europe, then backstab him and assume control of my new empire

post the screenshot from reddit about cuckoldry

are you part of the white working class brexiteer rational rorke demographic too?

come join me on reddit user

if you don't earn more than £35,000 you couldn't be voting tory

>autismo yank is here and he's already spurging about reddit

one day I want to earn £35,000, that's why I'm voting tory

>>autismo yank is here and he's already spurging about reddit

business idea: form a close political, military and economic alliance with the anglosphere and south america, slowly merge them together into a single rival state to yours known as Oceania with me as the patriarch

if you aren't technologically illiterate then you shouldn't be voting tory

your mental gymnastics there made me wince
good job

lmao is that actually him

fabulous post
Is /brit/ a corbyn general now? the tide is definitely changing

voting tory and have a personal income of £0 disregarding benefits

nice double negative

All yanks are autists and dumb tho.
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was ironically thinking of the War of the Spanish Succession when I said that. Always get the two mixed up

didn't even mention yanks so no chance I'm clicking that

yes

*forgets*

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wonder how many /brit/ posters have forgotten you have to be eighteen or over to use this website

Triple negative
Retard

come home, british man

Why are we considers best allies by Brits? Is this a meme?

'dical 'trist

>there are only 2 political parties
child's understanding of politics

im 19 2bh

no it's a double negative you dumb yank

how shameless do you have to be to major in journalism or political science?

You're my best ally :3

watching a vice interview with a prossie
vile girl, wouldn't give her the time of day

same

i was so drunk i don't remember a thing aside from sitting on the bed and not wanting to get out of the shower

Ummm check again sweetie pie ;p

>we
A true Portuguese man would know the answer you chinky twat

in real life it'd the americans for sure if you surveyed everyone

in a fptp system there should only be two parties

was literally going to clean my room but then i got high

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Sorry lad meant for him

Can already tell I've been here for way longer than you

in what fucking universe are yanks our allies? 1812 wasn't even the first time they invaded canada in a war of aggression ffs

same, not a literal centrist though
just not a rasheed or a rorke

you and a prostitute are the only people on earth left
she has aids and an iq of 70. do you repopulate the earth?

strange how eugenics used to be a progressive cause