Am i a pretty boy ?

Am i a pretty boy ?

im french

i come on this website only to masturbate myself, sorry for my english

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

serious reply please

Hi, I'm 20ft tall but I only have a 1 inch dick. Not really! My DICK is about 6 feet long but thats way too big to put in a woman! Or, hey, A MAN even. I've only ever met one person over 15 foot and he was a total shit, I would NOT put my SIX FOOT PENIS IN HIS GAY AAAANUS! Anyone under 13 feet tall is basically a pedo, so if I see YOU, watch out! I eat people whole like a magic fairytail character. I can't get a job! I got drunk and shat out a short bus in the morning! Argh, my knees! And I'm going bald. Cynthia left me for a guy who was, like, 3 foot 2 with a less than average penis. I ate them both but, get this, shat them out alive! They send me passive aggressive christmas cards! All my bones and muscles hurt and don't work properly ! I KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BIG IS BEST! MY TOUNGE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANTS DICK! I HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE ALL MY SELF WORTH IS DERIVED FROM MY HEIGHT AND ALL I TALK ABOUT IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 20 FEET TALL! THAT IS ALLLLLL I TALK ABOUT! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE! I'M! SO! FUCKING! LONELY! I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU MANLET BITCHES! 10 FOOT TALL IS LIKE A BABY TO ME! I ESCORT 10 FOOT TALL PEOPLE ACROSS THE STREET! FAGGOTS. WHY WON"T YOU TALK TO ME! I'M 20 FEET TALL!

You are just as french as i am chinese. Go back to where you or your ancestors came from.

QLF

hi wesley

Show bobs and do milk

Who let these people out of s4s?

>only to masturbate
Then y u start a thread like dis?

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You look sad

Fuck PNL sucker

tagl

>im french

still hot tho

This isn't you, that a degenerate passing for an artist.
Also, you are not french.

ok tarik

Paix sur vous

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You're cute. I need your Arab cock in my tight white pussy.

Morocco? Yes they're ugly and degenerate