Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>walking through town
>see 16/17yo boys outside asda
>they're super cute
>possiblebfs.jpeg
>they ask me to buy them smirnoff and coke
>decide to be outrageously forward
>take the money from them and buy their smirnoff a bottle of jameson for myself
>ask them if they have plans for the evening
>eh we were just gonna chill in the park
>"maybe i can join you ;)"
>they look at each other
>"eh yeah sure"
>we drink and i suck them in the park
>then they say they should get going
>now alone in the park with half a bottle of whiskey
>mfw

Kys

jesus christ

you wont find a boyfriend by being a whore
and i seriously hope you wont ever because that unlucky bastard got hit by a bullet easily dodged

Post pics of yourself cunt.

Finish whiskey, show us what they missed

sage

What sort of pathetic role play causes you to post these fake stories every day? You're an ugly dude and we know it.

Tits and face or gtfo

Sage goes in all fields.

The logic here adds up to 7 by %100

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Tits or gtfo, also what city?

Gtfo, we don't even want your landwhale tits.

newcastle

so you did the same thing yesterday

Tits and timestamp

then how do i get a bf

men always want sex right away but then they lose interest

if i withhold sex they'll just go for prettier girls. im not attractive enough to play hard to get

Face and timestamp

Tits or GTFO. Nobody believes you.

post tists. Give sex on second date or bust.

>Just met these boys
>Sucked them off in the park
Sounds to me like they knew a whore when they met one. I fail to sympathize with your reasoning.

Lower your standarts. Worse looking men will do anything for you.

im not a whore. they didnt pay me

Eww...

Fuckin awesome
Hahahahjabajahhahaa

Resorting to being a whore is the easy route, but comes with the cost of being a whore. Accept that, or...

Develop your personality and interests; start doing cool shit that makes people take interest in you for something other than your holes.

Sloot, tramp, floozy, however you choose to recognize the semantics of the label - you are what you purport yourself to be, verbally or not.

Sup Forums is not your menstrual dumping ground. no one wants to hear your pathetic lies every day

They paid you with false promises of no longer having to live your miserable life alone anymore.

quit the fucking act op,its not funny anymore

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So why do you think someone wants an gf who blows random kids in the park?

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Do not reply untill he posts tits and timestamp.

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LARP

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Dubble dubs.

Checkd

Check em

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Czeched

Quads of truth!

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You’re willing to suck some random kids off in a park and wonder why you can’t get a boyfriend....

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dont be such a slut and these things wont happen

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Hello, Reddit newcomers.

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He's right youknow.

Get a hobby thats not knitting or linedance or something else with all-girls.
If you become a furry you will be rolling in betas who will call you m'lady.

MORE SHITTING DOGS, PLEASE
Post it all, user

retard

I counted to ten × 2

dont stop the shitting doggos user!!!

I’m out guys, sorry. Got a few dumpster fires though
Nobody fucking cares quit posting this dumb shit in every thread faggot

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ya bois want sundae?

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newfag

I call that one the mustard dispenser

bless you user

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love your dumpster fire art user

I'm jerking really hard to this right now

this thread again.... just stop faggot

Out of dumpster fires, how about some Ellie’s?

Maybe this is for you:

Seriously where'd you even find so many shitting dog pics dude?

This fake shit has been going on for how long now?
Pic related, it's OP

I can stand for that.

Started with jewgle, then saved some other people posted over the last couple months. It’s a work in progress

Just spam whatever you have

Have my favorite then

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Says you newfag

Awesome,saved

Whore

you should seriously start an art gallery of this dogs, id visit it

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With what's going on with these pictures they should smell more then just fingers

>a rare deepwater jew
Lost so hard.
What is this shit?

incredible india!!

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Beggars can't be choosers. Just keep doing what you're doing. Not all women are made to get married and have kids and live happily ever after with a man that cherishes them. Some are made just to gratify us and fuck off afterwards. Stay in your lane OP.

newfag

It’s Ellie what more is there to explain

stay mad redditors

TITS OR GTFO

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