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louis edition

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FOY

babestation

daily reminder you snaggletooth mongs unironically eat bread on bread

Putting on the reading glasses to peruse a bit of ol' chon

You're second best ally now

*plays the bass*

Remind to vote for Labour to secure a future for /brit/

A vote for tory is a vote to kill the Internet
A vote for anyone else other than Labour is a vote for tory

*toast on bread

>Janitors ARE...
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reminder that yanks are based

>we have to choose between a nanny state authoritarian or a retarded commie, this is terrible
>vote for a different party than those two? lol that's stupid

i have a phobia of tiled walls

i am voting for are jezza

based aussies

Thanks lad
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?

so shut the fuck up

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>snaggletooth mongs

VERY serious business >:|

>yanks
>based
Pick one and only one

What's your point the UK is clearly at the top

>uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole

this, can you thick student cunts shut the fuck up about the election if you're just going to piss and moan whenever someone says third party? you have no one but yourselves to blame

How are Labour going to secure /brit/ if they don't win which they won't?

daisy ridley looks like she's a real bitch irl

>reminder that yanks are based

>reddit is blue pil-

based reddit

i made that post like 5 minutes ago, an eternity in /brit/ time

if you vote them, they will win x

stop pushing the false dichotomy of red and blue pills

FOY

Tonight Matthew I can be...
Who do you be /brit/?

thank you for proving my point

I dont get the hate towards reddit. I go to T_D sometimes for the comfiness.

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>god-fearing protestants
>pioneering
>honest
>hard-working
>enterprising
>freedom-loving
>rational
>STILL uses fucking imperial in 2017
>not based

samefag Sup Forums pass user

>I can be
it's i'm going to be you muppet

Awful

First they came for the terrorists, but I did not care because I was not a terrorist.
Then they widened the definition of terrorist, and then I was a terrorist.

come join me on reddit

Sorry, song came on with the lyrics 'Tonight Matthew I can be someone' and it muddled my brain

daily reminder that yanks are based

you've got egg on your face, you big disgrace

We're a Catholic country now

fuck off terro

you're dead to me now

>cuckestan
>Using impractical imperial and not metric
>yanks ever being hard working and rational
Kek

Catholics are like 20-25% of the US, Protestants are like 50%. It's just Catholics are the single largest denomination.

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I know right fellow 'pedes #MAGA

SHADILAY

edit: PRAISE KEK HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

pointing out the irony that yanks have worse teeth than us
glad you understand now

>hunting scope on an AR

wish I could've been a Cheka officer in the civil war
imagine just going around slaughtering toffs. beautiful

Yep because school shootings is a national pastime in the USA.

>trannypede
pede means fag in french

easy to fake

Nope

Carbine no less

>m*tric is practical
my fucking sides

Yup

>yanks

might learn french because i'm 1/4 french

thoughts?

fuck off dumb polackfag

>coming into /brit/ and complaining about imperial
STATE of this kike

Bernie baby was my favourite because he died

Never fails to make me giggle

lads we need to formulate a final solution to the goose question (GQ)

LITERALLY worse than pakis

he's right tho

#notawig

>metric
1 km = 1000 meters = 100000 cm
>imperial
1 mile = 5280 feet = 63360 inches
Wow you must be retarded if you think imperial is better than metrics.

>metric
barkeep, fetch me 568ml of ale please'th'stwth

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>metric

you don't convert units in imperial dumbdumb

Imperial IS better than metric for most every day stuff. It's why imperial came about. Metric is better for science, for very obvious reasons. Most people don't give a shit about that and would rather smack a moor rape baby with a two-by-four than a 38mmx89mm

tims going mental hes streaming him walking in the street

youtube.com/watch?v=woTjrHp00K0
youtube.com/watch?v=woTjrHp00K0

When I was a little itty baby my momma rocked me in the cradle,
in them old cotton fields back home

Scots are the true whites

do people take physical photographs anymore?

>would rather smack a moor rape baby with a two-by-four than a 38mmx89mm

telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11723308/First-cousin-marriages-in-Pakistani-communities-leading-to-appalling-disabilities-among-children.html

>First-cousin marriages, which are are legal in the UK, are practised within Britain’s Pakistani community, as well as among some Arab and African families. Medical data previously suggested that while British Pakistanis were responsible for 3 per cent of all births, they accounted for 30 per cent of British children born with a genetic illness.

Absolute state of British 'Sheeds right now

never conquered :)

hipsters with polaroids do hahaha i remember some girl got shitty at me because she went to take my photo with one and i made a stupid face

people literally take photos with polaroids then take photos of the photo and upload them hahahahaha

> British 'Sheeds

>imperial for everyday stuff
I am sorry you abo inbreds are too dumb to handle superior metrics. Keep sticking with that meme outdated watered down measurement system.

youtube.com/watch?v=f-8i9zN5_xQ
review brah in the comments lads bringing order

friend of my dads is married to his cousin and they have some kids together
(he's also white)

>Brits, Canadians, Aussies, Americans, Kiwis all use imperial for day to day items like milk/sugar/lumber/speed limits etc
>moor rape baby coming in trying to blame it on abos

Why do Labour leaders always make the mistake of trying to appeal to 'da yoof'?

First Miliband with Russell Brand and now Corbyn with JME

It always backfires. When will they realise that idiot student twats never bother actually voting?

On a similar note, why does Theresa May think it's a good idea to go after pensioners right now, considering that they are actually the people who turn out to vote?

only dumb rorkes defend imperial

>why do labour leaders always...
>brings up only two cases

hmmmmm

nah, fuck off mate

race is an optical illusion

We only use Imperial for pints desu

does he live in Tasmania or New South Wales by any chance