Whats the fastest, most painless way to kill myself

whats the fastest, most painless way to kill myself

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Gunshot to the head.

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i dont have money to spare on a gun rn

the nervous system doesn't die immediately.
even the "shotgun in the head" makes you feel extreme pain for several dozen seconds

during French Revolution in 1789-1793, French faggots had to behead people far away from the spectators, because a severed head still rolled its eyes and moved his/her facial muscles in pain

Take a heavy dose of sleeping pills or anestesic or whatever makes you pass out. Before doing it lie down on some train tracks. It will cut through you like butter but you won't feel shit

Source or shut your faggot lying fucking mouth up you ugly idiot bitch

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Old age

>school books

Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Maybe a slight headache but you'll soon nod off.

do this while masturbating. maybe you get even a super orgasm.

Don’t forget to livestream it OP

well all we can hope is that my apartment building has CO in it

this one knows how its done

.45 ACP through the cranium

Fake

Oh ok you learned about shotgun suicides and beheadings in school? Oh ok cool good to know fucking pleb

This fucking thread again, if you are going to ask, do it mofo, and make sure you liveleak it

Train

rape your asshole with a shotgun, no lube
when you are ready plunge it deep into your anus and pull the trigger
by the time you pull the trigger you will feel so abused because you did not load the shotgun

>so spaketh the illiterate