What are your opinions on boobs in video games?

What are your opinions on boobs in video games?

I never touched one

i love boobs

I like them.

They're kind of useless nowadays, lolis would be a better way to promote your game now.

what do video game boobs feel like

THEY ARE THE PATRIARCHY DEVIL!!

Wonder how this game would fare these days
>Strong female character saves the day
>Player forced to look at her tits to see their health

Boobs are awesome.

I don't really care for them, but I can't help but feel a little happy inside whenever I see boob physics in motion.

Oh I am sure you would find plenty to complain about

I like them, fuck fags

Unnecessary. I'm not an autistic faggot that gets attracted to fake boobs made of pixels.

Someday you will discover there is more to life than hentai, faggots.

Boobs are highly offensive. How DARE artists draw boobs on their characters and make people look at them

I prefer ass and long legs.

i'm more a pettan fan

I love them and team ninja are gods for the advances they've made in boob physics.
I just wish my dad could look at a video game without pointing the boobs out, though. You wouldn't do that IRL why point out the boobs on every female game character?

What are your opinions of talking about videogames instead of coming to Sup Forums to jerk off?

>You wouldn't do that IRL
You clearly haven't had normie friends

No feet when you look down. Why do chics love shoes again?

the bigger the better, i max the boob slider to compensate for my flat board

I wish I had a nice set of bobs too, bro.

My dick likes them

Like a bag of code

80085 are great dood

believe me, you don't want to have boobs

They make me happy and depressed simultaneously. Big tits in general make me happy and I'm glad a lot of vidya has them, but they also remind me how I will never experience their true nature irl and all my efforts will forever be fruitless.

my mom straight told me one time that if she had the money she would make her boobs bigger. not kidding.

your mom is a slut

My opinion on boobs in video games is that they are a thing that exists.

make her show you titty and then take picture of titty and then post picture of titty in this thread thanks man

I hate them because they remind me of my flatness. Don't lie to me either. Boys like huge breasts. This is known.

Sex fanservice doesn't belong in video games and actively ruins them at every opportunity. See pic related.

Wonder how this game would fare these days
>Strong macho male character saves the day
>Player forced to look at bulge to see their health

post your pancakes for us to see, twink

>your cock starts out rock hard at full health
>the more you get damaged the more flaccid it gets
FUND IT

>not the other way around

Pleb.

good bait

>tfw my girlfriend's boobs are too sensitive to play with without hurting her

Girls have them. Now stop making a big deal about it unless you want to come across as a teenager.

Would play the shit out of desu and I'm not gay.

this

I love a man with a nice full health bar

is your girlfriend a guy on hormones?

Good lord have mercy

You can if you lower your standards. Lot of fat women out with huge tits. Best tit fuck I ever got was from a morbidly obese woman with G cup boobs. Inconsquently, she also gave me the best BJ I've ever had, too.

As far as vidya hooters go, I don't give a fuck either way. If I play something like Bayonetta around my current gf, there's no end to the shit I have to listen to because of it, though.

i find it sexist and homophobic

it's a drawing you sperg

why is Sup Forums so obsessed with making the same threads every day with the same strawman arguments in them? like who are you trying to impress?

my girlfriend has nice c cup breasts and a tight waist and belly

I'm just waiting for someone to post more tiddies.

In what way?

I remember in 2013 when a post like this would be seen as cool and worth replying to. Now I'm not sure if anti-sjws evolving into the alt-right is a better state of things.

Whoa lookie here
OMG I'm posting porn on Sup Forums holy fuck

You're a drawing.

>not linking to /u/
gaaaaay

I didn't want to trigger anyone

Back in highschool I met a shortstack girl with big tits. She even loved vidya and anime. Long story short, after all my efforts trying to get with her, I found out the hard way she was a lesbian.

Haven't bothered talking to a girl since.

They sure do exist. And women tend to have them.

It manages to play multiple fields, it's not entirely SJW, but it is pretentious.
It also mixes some valid points with bullshit and some solid mistakes to rile people up appropriately.
It's quite good bait, really, it's a shame so few people noticed it.

NO: AGENDA PUSHING, DLC micro transactions, loot boxes, blacks, 3D Sonic Games, denuvo

YES: Boobs

I agree with you, its much more difficult to play multiple fields than it is to target for one specific group.

Daily reminder, that boobs look like worms inside

not enough

wtf i hate women now

Good boobs have worms inside

thanks 9gag

I think video games need to be more inclusive of girls with really big boobs. I don't know if it's an ideological thing or a technical thing. I remember back in the day where everyone had short hair or a ponytail because long hair was impossible unless you wanted to have spaghetti hair that would clip through everything. Likewise big boobs move a lot less in some situations and a lot more in others so I can totally understand why everyone wants to stick with a safe c/d-cup mono-boob in terms of physics and stuff.

they are great, they make me happy

Hot senpai

>worms
looks more like a fruit, how the fuck did you see worms in that?

Obviously you user.

>bulge gets bigger at lower health
>damage increases too
I'd play the fuck outta this

They are ok I guess

The consistency and softness are never captured correctly. They either move really rigidly or they're like a half-filled water balloon. And I don't know why but they always do a shitty job with texturing too so the light never hits them correctly and they look more like rubber than skin.

You remember in 2013 people would respond to low-effort anita shitposts, and you are not sure if now, where they are ignored as the garbage they are, is somehow not the better state of things?

Imagine being a girl with those huge, heavy breasts. Jiggling even with the slightest movement, having to wear huge bras, the eyes of horny men and jealous women on you constantly. Must be tough.

They are great in all sizes.

...

they should be in every game, complete with
unique physics.

>game is out
>no screensots on Sup Forums

Having Sup Forums around is better than having SJWs around and I've resigned myself to the fact that it's impossible to get rid of them both. The video game industry is the worst cesspool imaginable. The companies are all colossal monoliths who have managed to acclimate their customers to the shittiest possible business practices. We went from paying for videogames to paying for items in the videogame to paying for a chance to win an item in a videogame. It's like gambling but when you win they don't give you money. And we'll bitch now but accept it eventually like we did DLC and microtransactions and paid online and DRM. And indie games have become an incestuous circlejerk of non-games getting awards for being "artistic" in exactly the same way as every other indie game. Small child, dark world, or something to do with mental illness, actual unique concepts and good writing you get one game every few years if you're lucky and god forbid you don't care about story and want an indie game that's fun because you'll be waiting a very long time. Oh gosh though, at least I have my anime tiddie games and gaming is a largely apolitical hobby. Yeah, not on my watch, cis scum, now every RPG is mostly about how much gay sex you can have and any game that's about shooting bad guys is a display of patriarchal aggression. And tiddies? Not a fucking chance. So at this point, fuck it. My chosen hobby is a shitstorm of the worst possible bullshit and if I have to accept the presence of a bunch of edgy teenage internet nazis in order to maintain one goddamn website where I can talk about videogames without having a degree in gender studies then heil fucking hitler.

>lootboxes drop lingerie
This is the future, you just don't know it yet.

sounds like a business model that'd work well with DoAX/senran kagura

Good but they don't excuse bad or mediocre gameplay.

Not as good as feet in vidya

sounds like a bussiness model that would make Sup Forums praise loot boxes and ask for more

They need to be bigger.

i touched 2

Okay we all like boobs in games. How do you all feel about boobs ON video games?

Is this pastaa

Good stuff

That's already the business model of Senran Kagura. You can buy extra hairstyles, extra outfits, or premium tokens for the underwear roulette.

No

impressive

Yes

No

All of this. Although I can't even call Sup Forums a great place for vidya discussion anymore, because SJWs won and more and more regular peoples adopt their ideas.

maybe?

I don't know