You have 10 seconds to prove you're not American

you have 10 seconds to prove you're not American

>i don't ride a scooter to the shops

There are 36.8 Liters of engine in 7 cars, in my 13 car garage right now.

>'Merica

I read books and drive stick.

I came home and found my wife and mother beheaded and raped by Muslims. Can't report it to Her Majesty's Constabulary though, or else I'll get arrested for a hate crime

fahrenheit sucks donkey dick.

I really don't understand the American school system. Year 1 to year 13 is just so much easier.

I love pineapple on my pizza.

my car unironically does 44 mpg

Euro-fag confirmed

So do 2 of my 7, the other five are fun, tho.

Proud to be an American, just like every one of you shit posters posting in this thread right now.

I understand the value of free healthcare even though it means my taxes are slightly higher

I AM EUROFAG. I have a 100% chance to have less FREEDOM AND LIBERTY than a citizen of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>free healthcare even though my taxes are slightly higher

>pay more
>free
Really activates the almonds

...

India > usa

I don t like MC

I weigh myself in stone and wrap chips in bread to make a chip buttie
Also London is cold And unforgiving
Weather is piss and the parks smell like skunk

I know who invented the fridge.

I'm from Ireland, Germany, Spain, England, Mexico, Native America, and Asia. "American" isn't actually a thing. "American" is a bunch of refugees from other countries. "American" is propaganda for "distance yourself from everyone."

I LOVE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG

>I don't have to pay for healthcare
>I didn't get shot whilst I was at the stores today
>I know how to drive a manual transmission car

>>i don't ride a scooter to the shops
i wish i was a fat american
that sounds fun

Don't have to treat each trip to a public place like a trip into a active war zone.

>grunts
>sweats sausage grease
>shoves whole burger in mouth
Okay! I’m a fucking American, what do you want from me?

I've ate poutine once every first Monday of every month for the past three years

I have an AR-15 leaning in the corner because I'm a citizen, not a subject. Whoops, outed myself - teehee.

>I really don't understand the American school system

Grades K - 12 equate to pretty much the same, nigger.

MUH Freedoms to be fucked by a corporate dick

Merica!!!! Pew Pew Pew

>Ameriturds
won the WW2
nuked Japan
wrecked Italy
shitty cars

>Italians
wrecked country before WW2
even more rekt after WW2
Bugatti, Lamborghini, Ferrari...
Cagiva, Benelli, Morini, Aprilia, Guzzi...

wtf

Shooting is fun as hell - don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

I drive a Diesel 2.0l Audi a5
guess where im from.

oh oh i know your scottish right?

I drive a Kimchi burner.

I wear a size medium shirt

Poland

Tipping is not expected.

I didn't get shot today.

I'm Canadian

he's Canadian, dickface.

I call it hockey. Not ice hockey. We know it's played on ice.

i'm not fat.

- My Internet speed is below 2 Mbits
- i pay huge shipping costs on american high tech made in US
- I wish I would live in America but without American citizenship. Fuck IRS!