you have 10 seconds to prove you're not American
>i don't ride a scooter to the shops
you have 10 seconds to prove you're not American
>i don't ride a scooter to the shops
There are 36.8 Liters of engine in 7 cars, in my 13 car garage right now.
>'Merica
I read books and drive stick.
I came home and found my wife and mother beheaded and raped by Muslims. Can't report it to Her Majesty's Constabulary though, or else I'll get arrested for a hate crime
fahrenheit sucks donkey dick.
I really don't understand the American school system. Year 1 to year 13 is just so much easier.
I love pineapple on my pizza.
my car unironically does 44 mpg
Euro-fag confirmed
So do 2 of my 7, the other five are fun, tho.
Proud to be an American, just like every one of you shit posters posting in this thread right now.
I understand the value of free healthcare even though it means my taxes are slightly higher
I AM EUROFAG. I have a 100% chance to have less FREEDOM AND LIBERTY than a citizen of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>free healthcare even though my taxes are slightly higher
>pay more
>free
Really activates the almonds
...
India > usa
I don t like MC
I weigh myself in stone and wrap chips in bread to make a chip buttie
Also London is cold And unforgiving
Weather is piss and the parks smell like skunk
I know who invented the fridge.
I'm from Ireland, Germany, Spain, England, Mexico, Native America, and Asia. "American" isn't actually a thing. "American" is a bunch of refugees from other countries. "American" is propaganda for "distance yourself from everyone."
I LOVE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG
>I don't have to pay for healthcare
>I didn't get shot whilst I was at the stores today
>I know how to drive a manual transmission car
>>i don't ride a scooter to the shops
i wish i was a fat american
that sounds fun
Don't have to treat each trip to a public place like a trip into a active war zone.
>grunts
>sweats sausage grease
>shoves whole burger in mouth
Okay! I’m a fucking American, what do you want from me?
I've ate poutine once every first Monday of every month for the past three years
I have an AR-15 leaning in the corner because I'm a citizen, not a subject. Whoops, outed myself - teehee.
>I really don't understand the American school system
Grades K - 12 equate to pretty much the same, nigger.
MUH Freedoms to be fucked by a corporate dick
Merica!!!! Pew Pew Pew
>Ameriturds
won the WW2
nuked Japan
wrecked Italy
shitty cars
>Italians
wrecked country before WW2
even more rekt after WW2
Bugatti, Lamborghini, Ferrari...
Cagiva, Benelli, Morini, Aprilia, Guzzi...
wtf
Shooting is fun as hell - don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
I drive a Diesel 2.0l Audi a5
guess where im from.
oh oh i know your scottish right?
I drive a Kimchi burner.
I wear a size medium shirt
Poland
Tipping is not expected.
I didn't get shot today.
I'm Canadian
he's Canadian, dickface.
I call it hockey. Not ice hockey. We know it's played on ice.
i'm not fat.
- My Internet speed is below 2 Mbits
- i pay huge shipping costs on american high tech made in US
- I wish I would live in America but without American citizenship. Fuck IRS!