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Rags Still winning the West edition


BOS:Mookie Betts (flu) not starting Wednesday
CWS:Pelfrey inks minor league deal with White Sox
WAS:Anthony Rendon (calf) returns to Nats' lineup
COL:Rockies officially release RHP Jason Motte
DET:Mike Pelfrey close to joining White Sox
MLW:Brewers add ex-Ray Nick Franklin on waivers
NYM:Mets sign Desmond Jennings to minors deal
STL:Stephen Piscotty passes concussion tests
CHC:Cards and Cubs called due to rain Wednesday
LAA:Cam Bedrosian notches first save versus A's
COL:Gerardo Parra has big night in Rockies' win
CHC:Arrieta holds Cardinals to one unearned run

Rags will never win a pennant again.

jints

>rags

Rags

doyers bitch

>rags

2-0? Sure why not. Thanks in advance reds.

all the jpg slags in the universe won't change san fran being the fag capital of the world, m8

pfft we gonna win like 8 pennants before 2020

>unironically paying mike pelfry american dollars to throw a baseball
What did they mean by this?

>the >rags of arlington, Tx

Injuns senpaitachi

Rangers!

Because he is a great pitcher. The Sox will win 104 games.

Hi guys.

>rags

Bradley David Ausmus.

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yeah if you combine the win totals of the red sox and white sox this year you get 104

Padres will be comfy. Shit, but comfy.

That's a very sneaky Jew name. I don't think I've ever heard of a Jew named Brad before.

Cubes Desufamalamadongdong

I realized something yesterday.
I know they are tanking, so if they lose, they're following the plan, which is a good thing. And if they get a homer, or a good looking double play, or even a win? Well shit, it's a pleasant surprise I never expected. I mean it is ironically a no lose scenario. It's the most comfy beginning to a season I can remember.

Mariners!
Im feeling a win tonight
Fuck altuve
Fuck correa
Fuck springer
Fuck spaceman

>White Sox want to sign Pelfrey
Fuck 100 losses. We goin 120 now.

I'm feeling a relocation to Vegas tonight.
Fuck the Mariners.

They did sign Pelfrey.

Last two digits confirm how many games the Dodgers win this year

Why want to wish that the Sox blow shit up further when they will gladly do it themselves?

twins just tripled in 3

also dubs

>Royals bullpen

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

How the FUCK did Ned Yost win a World Series.

Royals are walking an average of 1 batter per inning

DG on suicide watch.

Why would the mariners move when the rays, marlins and as exiist?

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you just wish you had west coast qts like this

>Sandy Alderson says the Mets have started "to sniff around" the market for additional starting pitching depth, given their injuries.

Daily reminder.

who else /1-1/ here?

Fuck off he's ours forever even if we have to spot weld him to Comerica Park.

How's Dickey?

not even mad

since when does baltimore have qts?

wow

One of them almost looks white too..

I'm fascinated why that qt3.14 took off her pants in what looks like a kitchen? DId they run out of mayo and she needed too extract a sub from the source?

Went to my local baseball team's training tonight lads, was really fun.

First time I've ever played, used a glove etc. The glove is weird but I was starting to get the hang of it. Batting is a bit scary ngl and I didn't hit anything but they said I did alright, said my timing was right I just needed to swing faster.

Shit at sprinting though, got 4.6 seconds to first base, legs were fucking burning.

east coast orange and black bros have always had qts desu

you suck. go sox.

We should be 0-2 at this point.

Mest probably counting down the days until June 15 aka when they can trade for Bartolo

Stick with paki paddle bro

I'm 0-2 in games i've been to so far this year. I'm selling my ticket for tonight I'd rather just stay in and play Overwatch or something i'm probably cursed this year

tell them to teach you how to throw a knuckleball

royals are playing the twins dummy

>rags

>tumblrwatch

Don't be too sad. It's not like we're bad enough to lose to the pathetics.

>rags

This

White Sox it seems are not playing any games at all until May in a desperate attempt to get more than 8 people to show up to their home games.

I'd rather 8 people show up than 30,000. Cheap tickets are what I live for.

i'll fight you boy Zarya is may waifu and i'll tell her to beat you up

reminder if you are saying >rags and you aren't a fan of either the jints or the curds then you are a cuck fan of a team with less than 2 pennants since 2010

Well if the White Sox ever decide to play a game then you know where to turn.

>rags

>RAGS
>A
>G
>S

cucks

You know, I have never once seen Tiki, DG, and mo'Lester in the same thread together.

Oh hey there, Sandy

>Rags

Then you haven't been on /mlb/ very long. Bet you never even seen DG's original trip either

What's up Canadia?

God yes. Please.

Wonder what next goat the mests would give up for his old ans busted ass.

This faggot is pure cringe. Hope his arm falls off next start

paki paddle is boring mate

Why would you want to?

ITS A MEME YOU DIP

You'd best watch yourself or you're never winning a game again

Chris O'Leary

Anyone else a Red Sox fan now that David Ortiz is gone? I found him annoying and I hated his slow ass home run trots.

Also Mookie is awesome.

Gib Rosario

No. I'm still salty as fuck they stole the Cy Young from Verlander last year.

Youre all right spaceman
I just really hope you are forced to watch the astros lose tonight

Had you hit off a tee or soft toss before that? Facing live pitching right away is no good, man. Hitting a baseball correctly is literally the hardest thing in any sport. Don't feel bad if you take a while to get the hang of it.

>packed Mookie Betts as part of archer program
>get hype as fuck
>he's worth 100k stubs
>turns out he's untradeable
>mfw

He will be forced to watch them lose 10+ times when they play the Rangers this year that's for sure. Maybe even a repeat of 2015 when they lose grasp of the Division to the better Texas Team

I donno. I played for quite a while, up to college level, and hitting was literally the only thing I was any good at.

I've only ever really paid attention to the mariners. Thinking of getting a 2nd favorite. Explain why it shouldn't be the Mets

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Because every good young pitcher they get they either trade away or destroy.

it should be the mets

Conforto is from the seattle area

that is why you should be a mets fan

>#Royals have walked 16 batters through 2 games

They suck and all their pitchers arns are going to blow out

>Willingly thinking of rooting for a Jew York team

You should root for them you neanderthal.

AL MVP: Carlos Correa
AL CYA: Justin Verlander
AL ROY: Andrew Benintendi

NL MVP: Anthony Rizzo
NL CYA: Clayton Kershaw
NL ROY: Dansby Swanson

Thanks friend. I'm a little uneasy about Morton pitching tonight. Y'all may end up scoring more than 1 run and idk if I'm ready for that.

But when did you start? Hitting for the first time at (presumably) age 18+ is totally different than growing up with the game, I'd imagine.

No our pitching is masochistic from injuries and Familia.

No never first time ever holding a baseball bat.

Still had loads of fun, people were top lads, there were a few yanks there too. Apparently they're leagues above everyone else because they started from a young age.

Like three or four, granted.

But I also startes learning to field and throw then too and I still sucked at those. Baserunning I was pretty competent in too I guess...

Sadly you weren't born American and learned to throw and catch a baseball in your comfy multi-acre backyard with your dad.

Anyway, hope you have a good time time.

>not Yoenis MVP, Thor CYA, Gazelle Man ROY