ITT We Use Meme Magic To Predict Celebrity Sexual Assault/Harassment Debacles. Just name the Celebrity and Roll
Dubs Predicts Strong Allegations
Trips Predict Investigations
Quads Predict Prosecutions
And Quints or Higher Predict Convictions
May The Meme Magic Be With You, Roll Well
i doubt he did anyhting
Ellen Degeneris
That bitch definitely bad touched my anus when I was 12
Jimmy Fallon
That faggot that plays Sheldon
Oh god yes
John McCain for a rape accusation in 3 months
Didn’t his dick get blown off in ‘nam?
Donald Trump raped me
Me
Bill Cosby
Hiroshimoot
Charlie Day
rolling for seth macfarlane, just because of the hilarious irony of him calling out pedos for the last decade
zimbabwe
charlie sheen
didn't corey haim already accuse sheen?
#metoo
Bozongo
whatsinthebazinga
The only trend i am noticing:
Ugly out of shape men who are powerful.
but i think the next one will be a gay one:
David Geffen
and why did the dan schniederman rumor not cum to fruition?
Did the 5 women coordinate accusing him or something?
Well done user
In the name of Kek, I roll for Stephen Colbert.
Not even close poopydiaperanon.
only celeb i know is brad pitt because i'm a retard
Lorne Michaels
Just an aside
Why do guys think Trump is immune to sexual assault allegations like the terminator
he's not immune, he's just rich enough to pay off his accusers
So does that count as a reroll or is
Going to be accused?
So is Harvey Weinstein
No that user is going to be accused.
he didn't settle in court with them though, he got them jobs
not good enough, that's why he's going down
I'd love to see that kike crying defending her claim. I'd fap.
soon enough every guy will have been accused of some sort of """""sexual misconduct"""""" and then no one will care anymore because they will see just how fake it all was.
that and people will stop hiring women for ANYTHING and we will have to segregate women into their own ghettos lul
>no one will care anymore because they will see just how fake it all was.
Sup Forums retards: hollyJEW is filled with pedos
also Sup Forums retards: women are fucking LYING STACYS lmao unrelated why can't I get laid?
Oh, to dream...
>Louis cuCK is a creep
wow what a shockler
next you'll tell me Patton Oswalt molests his daughter
John podesta
Hollywood is filled with pedos. The jewish thing is just because of how prevalent jewish nepotism is so they kind of ignore/hide wrongdoings rather than an actual conspiracy.
These two would make me so happy
Sucks to be that guy then
Rolling for Bruce Jenner
>women are fucking LYING STACYS
yes, yes they are. Only a virgin basement dweller or a SJW blind liberal would not see the truth of it.
Hi Vladimir,
How is the weather in St Petersburg this morning, comrade?
>NOTE to Sup Forums faggots.
>It's now workday morning in Russia, the false flags and pro-trump trolling is gonna start rolling big time in about an hour.
And on that note, Patton Oswald.
Gilbert Gottfried
any one of those hosts of those shit daily night shows would be a blessing
Let's make this happen
Let’s see if we can finally break Brendan Frasier
Rollin
Bernie Sanders
>Sheldor ples no in poophol
>fak u peni *UNF*
>yes
>Yes
>YES
>YEESSSSS.........
>ZIMBABWEEEEEEE*cums*
You're projecting pretty hard there faggot.
>NOTE to Sup Forums faggots.
>It's now workday morning in Russia, the false flags and pro-trump trolling is gonna start rolling big time in about an hour.
and a note to you, faggot: it never stops. its the wonderful counterpoint to the screaming Tumblrinas that come here for their own soapbox screaming.
...
This guy
EZ mode
Does seem like a nice little rumor to start on social media doesn’t it
#notinmybazinga
#bigbangedandashamed
#sheldormypenor
t. incel
[citation needed]
what the fuck?
ENGLISH!
do you speak it, motherfucking russky?
>obviously not
It’s been done already
Read the god damn thread
and now I can see that I was correct, you are indeed a SJW blinded liberal.
Rolling for Michael Jackson
and you came to that conclusion without sources, just feelings
lmao, suck my dick snowflake
Dan schneider
Quentin Tarantino
Oh you poor, oppressed man. You're right, the world is evil and hates everything you are, and keeps making different people more powerful, just to spite you and your kind.
Jim Parsons is a child molestor.
wut? Put down the beer, Cleetus. I think you have had enough.
Rolling for Chris Chan
Maybe his head will finally explode
So you either don't have the site or you blacked it out yourself and don't want people to go there and see how fake and gay it is. So which is it faggot?
BAZINGER
Rolling to see what skeletons are in Michael Bay's closet.
don't you people have some sort of blog to do about the patriarchy?
Tom Hanks
Rolling for this faggot, I can't stand that cunt.
Dubs confirms
Need a catchy # to really set it off though
Something gullible college women and housewives will suck down faster than free drinks
Jacky Chan
can you not see its part of an assignment? it would be located behind a password for students only.
If that's what it takes to end Young Sheldon, I'm down for it.
Lena Dunham
Noice
Reroll for this
Can you not see
Shouldn't you be on r/incel complaining about how all women are sluts?
Steven Spielberg
Penny's actress, guarantee she looks predatory.
Oh good god yes
>if it looks like a sheep, bleets like a sheep, eats a sheeps diet and sleeps in its own shit pellets like a sheep, then its almost guaranteed to be a sheep.
see where this is going?
Pat Sajak & Vanna White
Rachel Maddow
Hard mode:
Morgan Freeman gets Cosby’d
when did anyone here say that? I said all women are liars. anyone who spends more than 30 minutes around one can tell you this.
Jared Kushner
Jonathan Cuckntosh.
Oh damn that’s good
Can totally see her fisting a young female intern against her will
All the members of Fall Out Boy.
Leslie Jones
These celebrities are being attacked because they're directly associated with a list I made of potential actors I wanted to star in a movie I wrote.
The people that are behind this shit are extremities of a core group that don't like my ass because they
1. are faggots
2. are jealous
3. are unoriginal pieces of shit that lack any sort of real talent
4. somehow have ties to women I've had sex with who I wasn't the nicest guy in the world to
5. have contracts with people who live locally who've put out bounties on my downfall and degradation
6. suck dick like there is no tomorrow and they really want to give the other person the best experience of their entire life but it's an 80 year old man who sharts when he cums
7. starred in mediocre television shows that required the viewing and support of people dedicated toward a cause and not actually consuming any sort of quality programming
8. have a stick up their ass about guys who aren't tens succeeding
Carlos Mencia.
it's also after-work chill-out time for those of us who don't have full-time jobs shilling for the DNC.
Kill yourself, neoliberal.
oh my