ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are
a man tries to write a book and dies
>girl pissed off at older sister bf
>sends him to jail
>bf and sis die
Felix is a Sup Forumstard.
He complains a lot on Sup Forums
Marzia is on /gif/...thought her boobs were smaller.
That is all.
>Slutty whore wants to fuck her own son
>White kid who plays guitar with niggers
>Wax my car with two coats, bitch
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
>ww2
>stargate
>time dihallation
>in sequels no time dihallation
>no humans
>in sequel spanish dudes
>in later sequel dudes no longer spanish
>the lion is god or some shit
no
Back to the future
The Chronicles of Narnia? I dunno.
Winrar
>badass cop is badass
>it's a trap
>an hero?
yup
>kid finds dude on island
>epic shootout
>imonaboat.mp3
>man is good at technology.
>joins a cult
>fights bad guys and saves the day
>Niggerish subhumans live in sewer and want to fuck white woman
>Two for one sale on Jose Canseco bats
>Cult leader dresses like S&M faggot
Treasure island?
>guy sees ghost
>kiss his sister
>fight his father
>loose his hand
nope
Secret window.
Crying Game
The Matrix
King Kong
Star Wars.
>crying game
nope
nope
The book f Eli
>dude good with books
>travels through europe
>fucks satan
>a girl starts acting weird
>couple of guys set her straight
>Mobster steals a car
>Dies
>Man steals a dog
>our voices are silly
>ayyyy i'mma tough italian mob boss too
>it was just a prank bro
>corrupt cops aren't amused
Teenage mutant ninja turtles the movie, first of the 1990's trillogy.
no
Boys Don't Cry
or
The Exorcist
john wick?
Ww2
France
Art gone
Get it back
7th seal?
yea
Monument Men
Matrix is right
>family moves in new house
>dad watching movies
>dies
>Mexican guy kills people in guns n roses
>Hitler's neighbor beats him up
no, but titlewise you're pretty close...
Yes!
>dudes discover intenet
>dudes get involved with spies
>laser fight
>Dude sends his dad back in time to fuck his mom
The Amityville Horror
Machete
Ninth Gate
Mud?
Terminator
>kid befriends girl
>girl kills dudes
>girl's a trap or something
no
Poor business owner toils day and night for the jews.
Forced into unemployment due to Red outbreak
yup
Damn i really thought i had it.
Kinda gotta admit tho. You have me stumped.
Had some guy in it... Either kevin bacon, or johnny derp, or that pretty boy that everybody hated from titanic. That "i'm king of the world" kid.
>Machete
Nope
Insidious?
The departed?
yup
No to which? When someone is guessing at more than one, you should specify which movie you're answering for.
Close
godfather?
Actually no. Monuments men was based off the same story
Dude, where's my car?
Sleepaway camp.
>dude finds oil
>drinks your milkshake
>titlewise you're pretty close
9th gate!
>Guy wants to kill self
>Friend kills himself first
>Man gets killed
>Killer kills himself
no to king kong
>man likes the opera
>cucks brother to save mother
sleep away camp?
Nicholas Cage overacts
nope
These are all too easy. Gonna have to go hard mode on y'all niggas.
>Like Terminator, but in reverse
>Unbaptized boy fat makes tasty treat
>Try saltwater, fuckbrain.
I was thinking that but he said Italian and Jack Nicholson's character was an Irish mob boss. Hey my have confused Costello for being Italian which I can't blame him since it's coincidentally both an Irish and Italian last name.
>stupid accent
>top of building
>does thing
>goes back
>nobody cares
>Poor business owner toils day and night for the jews.
>Forced into unemployment due to Red outbreak
Way off
>LARPing idiots summon a deamon.
Bruce Willis is doomed to live the same life repeatedly for all eternity
Die Hard
Every movie starring Nicholas Cage?
There won't be blued
12 monkeys?
Let the right one in?
Groundhog Day
Except it's Bill Murray, hrrm.
nope
inb4 germanfag detected
Vampire's Kiss
ding ding
>Illiterate Mario goes rampage
Will be giving a random gayme on steam whoever guess this or this
TENACIOUS D
yup
Snowden
Thats the only thing it could be. Cuz freddy, pinhead, jason, and michael miers sure as fuck never did that shit!
Timecop
>man runs up stairs and beats his meat
Washed up marvel-clone smokes a confiscated spliff and actually has superpowers
no
elaborate
look here
Nope.
Gonna give a clue:
>tyrion dies.