ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

a man tries to write a book and dies

>girl pissed off at older sister bf
>sends him to jail
>bf and sis die

Felix is a Sup Forumstard.

He complains a lot on Sup Forums

Marzia is on /gif/...thought her boobs were smaller.

That is all.

>Slutty whore wants to fuck her own son
>White kid who plays guitar with niggers
>Wax my car with two coats, bitch

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

>ww2
>stargate
>time dihallation
>in sequels no time dihallation
>no humans
>in sequel spanish dudes
>in later sequel dudes no longer spanish
>the lion is god or some shit

no

Back to the future

The Chronicles of Narnia? I dunno.

Winrar

>badass cop is badass
>it's a trap
>an hero?

yup

>kid finds dude on island
>epic shootout
>imonaboat.mp3

>man is good at technology.
>joins a cult
>fights bad guys and saves the day

>Niggerish subhumans live in sewer and want to fuck white woman
>Two for one sale on Jose Canseco bats
>Cult leader dresses like S&M faggot

Treasure island?

>guy sees ghost
>kiss his sister
>fight his father
>loose his hand

nope

Secret window.

Crying Game

The Matrix

King Kong

Star Wars.

>crying game
nope

nope

The book f Eli

>dude good with books
>travels through europe
>fucks satan

>a girl starts acting weird
>couple of guys set her straight

>Mobster steals a car
>Dies
>Man steals a dog

>our voices are silly
>ayyyy i'mma tough italian mob boss too
>it was just a prank bro
>corrupt cops aren't amused

Teenage mutant ninja turtles the movie, first of the 1990's trillogy.

no

Boys Don't Cry

or

The Exorcist

john wick?

Ww2
France
Art gone
Get it back

7th seal?

yea

Monument Men

Matrix is right

>family moves in new house
>dad watching movies
>dies

>Mexican guy kills people in guns n roses
>Hitler's neighbor beats him up

no, but titlewise you're pretty close...

Yes!

>dudes discover intenet
>dudes get involved with spies
>laser fight

>Dude sends his dad back in time to fuck his mom

The Amityville Horror

Machete

Ninth Gate

Mud?

Terminator

>kid befriends girl
>girl kills dudes
>girl's a trap or something

no

Poor business owner toils day and night for the jews.
Forced into unemployment due to Red outbreak

yup

Damn i really thought i had it.
Kinda gotta admit tho. You have me stumped.
Had some guy in it... Either kevin bacon, or johnny derp, or that pretty boy that everybody hated from titanic. That "i'm king of the world" kid.

>Machete
Nope

Insidious?

The departed?

yup

No to which? When someone is guessing at more than one, you should specify which movie you're answering for.

Close

godfather?

Actually no. Monuments men was based off the same story

Dude, where's my car?

Sleepaway camp.

>dude finds oil
>drinks your milkshake

>titlewise you're pretty close
9th gate!

>Guy wants to kill self
>Friend kills himself first
>Man gets killed
>Killer kills himself

no to king kong

>man likes the opera
>cucks brother to save mother

sleep away camp?

Nicholas Cage overacts

nope

These are all too easy. Gonna have to go hard mode on y'all niggas.

>Like Terminator, but in reverse
>Unbaptized boy fat makes tasty treat
>Try saltwater, fuckbrain.

I was thinking that but he said Italian and Jack Nicholson's character was an Irish mob boss. Hey my have confused Costello for being Italian which I can't blame him since it's coincidentally both an Irish and Italian last name.

>stupid accent
>top of building
>does thing
>goes back
>nobody cares

>Poor business owner toils day and night for the jews.
>Forced into unemployment due to Red outbreak

Way off

>LARPing idiots summon a deamon.

Bruce Willis is doomed to live the same life repeatedly for all eternity

Die Hard

Every movie starring Nicholas Cage?

There won't be blued

12 monkeys?

Let the right one in?

Groundhog Day

Except it's Bill Murray, hrrm.

nope

inb4 germanfag detected

Vampire's Kiss

ding ding

>Illiterate Mario goes rampage

Will be giving a random gayme on steam whoever guess this or this

TENACIOUS D

yup

Snowden

Thats the only thing it could be. Cuz freddy, pinhead, jason, and michael miers sure as fuck never did that shit!

Timecop

>man runs up stairs and beats his meat

Washed up marvel-clone smokes a confiscated spliff and actually has superpowers

no

elaborate

look here

Nope.
Gonna give a clue:
>tyrion dies.