What you look for in a girl/guy?

what you look for in a girl/guy?

this is post writer
forgot to say: appearance wise

Kidneys, heart

healthy looking kidneys, heart

>cute face
>shares interests with me
>not fat
that's about it

>what you look for in a girl/guy?
Nothing, I accept everybody as they are, no matter how much of a piece of shit he and or she may or may not be.

However, it'd be nice to have some friends who:
>share similar personality
>share similar interests
>share similar knowledge
>share similar understanding of topics

>someone who makes me laugh
>someone who I can have fun with
>someone who shares similar values and philosophies
>good sex

what my parents look for:
>someone with a big wallet
>someone who is responsible
>someone who will share things and help the family

- a lot of fucking people

The red button, or at least a tactical nuke from a satellite

this is ghost writer
forgot to say: pennywise

A hard, lightweight body.
50/50 weight distribution.
Big wheels.
At least a 3.0L V8, supercharged.
Stiff suspension.
Roll bars.
LSD.
Strut bracing.
I don't discriminate; I like them FWD, RWD, AWD, I like them all.

guy
>knowledgeable
>confident shit eating grin

girl
>sincere
>a little goofy

girlfriend material
>all the above
>sexy
>pale irish or korean
>a nice family

...

...

Desperation.

>quints for ireland

well then. i can finally put that behind me.

My dick

A pulse, being under 200lbs

NOW WE LAUGH HAHAHAHA

this is toast writer
forgot to say: pass the thighs

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>boys too

two tits and a hole
well tits are optional

...

>beta fuck