How was your first time having sex?

How was your first time having sex?

didnt remember same as the other times?

my penis didnt fit.

Slow and boring, and I used a rubber-Ha!

Awkward. We had sex in the bathroom.
The condoms we used weren't comfortable and I didn't feel much tbh.

Felt great though that's for sure.

I honestly don't remember! I remember who it was, and about when, but I remember zero details. Getting old sucks.

Idk, hasnt happened.... im 18

same

>Tfw 19yo virgin
Im gonna try when I move from this shithole.

Didn’t like the feeling of my dick being choked by the condom. Otherwise great.

Pretty good actually, it wasn't awkward whatsoever. She was just getting off her period so there was a little blood but other than that everything went fine.

...

Drunk and slippery

Was 16, got drunk with a guy and fucked
Ends with "if i'm pregnant i'll kill myself"
Was fun
Relationship for next year

same2

Underwhelming. We were both kinda wasted so I was pushing rope for a bit until I got the bright idea to flip her over and do her from behind. wasn't using protection so when I pulled out it was a little too late so most of cum went on and around her butthole and the rest was inside her pussy, which was hot but not the best idea.

I was lucky, my first time was with a really nice gurl. It was a big deal for both of us as it was both our first times. Her parents were out for the night so I came over. She surprised me and had a little cute beige silk nighty. Lights dimmed and all. Has always been a great memory. From what I have gathered seems like most are not so lucky having a good first time.

FUCK YOU CHAD!!!!

hooker in amsterdam, i was drunk and high, lost my boner after about 2 min. she sucked on my limp dick for like another ten then said we were out of time. i was relieved.

LOL same age as me and i lost it at 14 fucking loser yo

I ruined my fucking youth...now I'm friendless virgin

we were horny as fuck 17 year olds and had gotten to the point we just humped a lot without actually penetrating. One time it just kind of went in by accident and we kept going. it was ok. i didn't last long obviously.

She cried after then freaked out and insisted we get the morning after pill even though I pulled out. It was not easy at the time as it was not readily available

hasn't happened
32
gtfo normies

couldn't get it in due to tight foreskin, hurt too much.

Second time, after I had it fixed, was nice. Pretty slow because I was still recovering

It's funny because my name really is Chad

>Be 19, girlfriend 18
>Summer after first year of college, she visits in my hometown.
>Family gone, making out in my bedroom, now we're naked
>Fingering her, she comes.
>Leaning over her with hard dick, "What do you think?" and she nods.
>Fuck her in missionary position for about 5 minutes
>Come inside
>Laying on her after and she starts laughing/crying
>"I love you, user"
>Spend the rest of the day at the beac
>Breaks up with me out of nowhere 5 years later

I-it's not fair!

Sorry man

I didn't finish but I proved something to myself.

And what was that user?

Weird I wasn't expecting it. I took a nap to waking up to my penis being sucked. She hoped on top held me down. I was happy she stuck a strap on, that hurt. I jerked off she cooked me dinner. She didn't have hot sauce.

Same
>18yo virgin

Fake shit

went well, but didn't come. I blame the meds I was on, cause I did the next time with the same girl

>18
>three drunk virgin nerds
>in the middle, guy behind and girl in front
Sounds like a porn plot, but none of us having any idea what we were doing meant it wasn't actually all that great, and a couple times during it we had to stop and figure out what the fuck we were trying to do. Once we got into the swing of things though it was nice, and the times after that were fucking amazing.

>Breaks up with me out of nowhere 5 years later
typical woman

Totally unremarkable. Wore a rubber, lasted 30 seconds.

My first girlfriend and I never had sex. she wanted to, but I was too nervous to get a condom on. it's like, your first time fucking and you're supposed to wrap this plastic shield around your dick, it's not sexy at all... so we broke up without ever fucking. I meet another girl, we fall in love, she wants me to fuck her without a condom on, and I feel comfortable enough around her to get it up. one night, we were rolling around naked in her bed, and I was so hard, thinking how many years I've wanted to put my penis inside a vagina and I felt her vagina and it was really wet, and I was hard, so in that life defining moment, I stuck it in. It slid in so smooth, it was like heaven covered in butter. Like a pan galactic gargle blaster for my dick. My poor hardon had never had sex before that moment. so many girls I checked out, so many girls being cute around me, so much porn, so many pervy fantasies and finally my erection is inside a girl who wants me to fuck her all night over and over until neither of us can stand it anymore and she wanted me to cum 'wherever I want' so I blasted repressed, blue ball load after load as far into her as I could. That relationship lasted four years, and I ended up getting her pregnant in the end but that's a different story. I cummed inside that pussy probably two thousand times. I was such a horny fuck. I fucked her outside, grabbed her ass all the time, fingered her in public... she loved it. I worshipped her ass. at least my penis feels better now that it got to do it's thing inside a cute girl. Now I've had sex with a handful of girls and every vagina feels incredible. I wish girls knew how amazing their bodies are. honestly, I wish people fucked as casually as we shook hands. I seriously want to have sex with every girl I see, I just love girls, they're so cute.

I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX ONCE THIS SHIT SOUNDS SO AWESOME! WHY WASN'T I BORN A CHAD! FUCKING KILL ME!!!!

>heaven covered in butter
perfect description of pussy

Find a whore bro, sex is cheap

Yeah your description of entering a girl is spot on.
The first time I realised the second I was in this is what life is all about. It just fits so perfectly

>be 14yo me
>gf 13 yo, also virgin
>both seventh day adventist (go to church on saturday)
>go to her house after lunch
>both decide that sex is today
>her parents upstairs
>little sister and cousin running around outside
>on couch in living room
>never wore panties, cause i always wanted to play with her pussy
>no condom, so i find a plastic newspaper bag
>wrap bag around cock, cause don't want babies
>break the barrier and pop her cherry
>a couple quality pumps
>imgonnacum.gif
>pull out
>cum oozes through bag
>go to bathroom and flush bag
>come back to living room and play with her pussy

Ironically, she hit me up about a month ago to see how i was doing. She's married. I"m married.

I didn't realize this was a cringe thread.

I havent

17. Was cold. She had a fan running and wouldn't shut it off. Blew into my ass the whole time.
All in all, cold/10

if you didn't cum, it doesn't count.

Don't worry you'll experience it some day

best dream i ever had

>Be 18
>gf 16
>Meet up after a fucking year of being in an LDR
>We fuck but we're both nervous
>Literally just stick it in and hump a little
>She dumped me a month after I flew home.

R E A L

Too young to remember exactly how old I was. But one of my first memories. Was molesty. My aunt, she was a teen. Shit sucked, did not want. Now have nothing to do with her or most of my family.

Very underwhelming. My girlfriend at the time was so tight (both virgins) and it hurt her too much she wouldn't even let me finish. Had to jerk myself off to end.

It was the 90's. We were both 17, both virgins. I was sliding my dick up and down the outside without knowing exactly what angle to push in. When I did finally go in, she wouldn't let me in all the way, started crying in pain. Did it several more times before it started to feel good. Married her. We split up at age 28. I plowed the field after, went through at least 25 women that first year of being single.

not so great, other times that followed was pretty good...i had to wait for several years till i finally found some proper vagene (despite having sexual relations with other girls) all in all i would say i would say only 3-4 girls i enjoyed immensely out of like 10-15 partners throughout the years...so yeah virgin fags do not let it be the end all be all of your existence as there is a lot of bad poon out there

> Be me 5yo, end of kindergarten
> best friend (boy) has all the games, and I
have like none.
> boi invites me to his house for sleep over for summer break
> Ask my mom, she says, 'sure! but ask your dad'
> Ask my dad, he says, 'why you gonna sleep over with him, that's gay!'
> tell boi no on the phone.
> next day he rides his bike to my house and we play.
> he meets my dad, says all the respectful things.
> his dad died two years ago.
> my dad's heart grows one size.
> he says I can sleep over.
> go to his house play all the games.
> feels great.
> time for bed, his mom puts us up in big brothers room, who is away for college.
> put my sleeping bag on the bed, boi puts his beside, we talk and talk finally his mom be like 'enough! lights out go to sleep.'
> lights out I'm almost asleep then boi climes on the bed out of his sleeping bag and quietly whispers for me to open mine.
> confused, i do.
> he climbs in but not beside me, over top of me.
> smell his breath on me, feel so weird.
> he whispers again, 'pull them down' he tugging at the corner of my underoos.
> I do, not sure why.
> then his lil willie rubbing on me, and mine gets hard quick.
> feels good man!
> then I almost ... I didn' know but I was almost there and he stops.
> be like, what! keep it up bro.
> he keeps it up and then I get to that place.
> He pulls up his drawers, climbs out, and back into his sleeping bag.
> be like full of questions, but he tells me to go to sleep.
> never talks about it.
> turns out crazy dad was right.
> 3 weeks later, He asks again,.
> be like Hells Ya!

Really slow and not nearly as fun as i thought. Was in the shower going raw so a lot of focusing on not cumming in her.

> be high school me
> be 16
> have gf who just turned 15
> birthdaysex.gif
> drive her to park at night
> start making out
> take her shirt off
> trippleD's.jpg
> continue making out
> pull her pants off
> start kissing her neck
> work my way all the way down
> diamonds.txt
> fucked for like 10min
> nutted
> she then sucked my dick
> got hard again
> fucked again for another 20min
> had to stop fucking the second time because condom broke

I had my friends and professionals to help me out when I TRULY needed it, to the exclusion of death.

Remember that. Simon sacrificed his eyes, the smallest possible payment we could think of.

This was not easy. He's actually a lot fucking faster/smarter than we thought. Jesus. Off liek a FUCKING rocket, right?

>no condom, so i find a plastic newspaper bag
>wrap bag around cock, cause don't want babies

WEW LAD.