ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Part deux.

still not solved I:
>badass cop is badass
>it's a trap
>an hero?

>board game turns kid into monkey

>beach holiday gone wrong
>look for guy
>guy goes home

Castaway! Was I right?

I'll add a few hints to the ones no one managed to solve in the last thread.

>Like Terminator, but in reverse
>Faggot avoids being burned above basket of cats
>Unbaptized boy fat makes tasty treat
>Faggot flies around, larping like Harry Potter
>Try saltwater, fuckbrain.

Die Hard

Robocop

>it was Saving Private Ryan

fuck

...

It was Saving Private Ryan

Jumanji?

He said it was Saving Private Ryan.

Easy, Jumanji

My turn
>cast away in space

nope

You're one of those people who ignores incorrect responses and that's bad form. Stop being a cuck.

still not solved II
>emo vampires
>cruise through the night
>party
>think about art and poetry

the martian?

>semi retarded guy is a bartender
>gets dog
>dates girl
>kills her ex

Demolition man

Gravity

Sin City

>guy gets cucked
>kills sandniggers
>an hero

>Detective in future
>Kill humans
>Actually robots
>GF is robot
>Main character robot?

>Jumanji?
>Easy, Jumanji

bingo

still not solved III
>kylo ren
>cruises through the night
>thinks about art and poetry

Guy gets tired of being cucked buy his wife so we kills her. Hint it was made in the 90s.

Twilight?

mfw is there another with emo vampires?

Interview With the Vampire?

Blade Runner

>be me
>fuck girl
>she gives birth to weird ass baby
>radiator

no

Blade Runner

no

Well I had thought 'The Martian' but since is so vague, both could work

Perfect murder

Patterson

easy, Blade Runner

amazing movie

Perks of being a wallflower?

Eraserhead

still not solved IV
>some dudes shoot in warehouse
>stevebuscemi.jpg
>the end

Interview with a vampire?

no

Blade runner

>On Space Journey
>Robot go crazy
>Kill robot
>Robot feels?
>Reach destination
>In room growing older and older in minutes
>Become space fetus

Reservoir Dogs

>kid works as paperboy to support family
>kid wins contest
>grand prize is he gets to enter 2nd contest
>kid wins 2nd contest
>the end

Reservoir dogs

no

Space Odyssey

2001

Easy
2001: space oddysey

(english not 1st tongue, excuse spelling)

2001

> black guy dies
> can't be stored
> garden hose is fucking cold

no. it's not fucking resevoir dogs.

Pulp fiction

No

>Fuck boxing
>Let's box with robots!
>Profit

you talking about this baby?

Pulp Fiction

Midnight special

Pulp Fiction

>Driving fast
>Driving in Hollywood
>Neighbor is qt3.14 with kid
>She has husband
>Still pursue
>Get money to help husband
>Husband dies
>Kill a bunch of people
>Get away with money

Ever heard the story about the scorpion and the frog?

Pulp Fiction

xbox 720 - the movie

>Group of faggot slaves
>One slave says fuck this and joins the army.
>Only lives because bitches out
>Kidnapping
>Looking for utopia
>Literal trash

Dark Shadows

2001 a space odyssey

RRERERERERERERERRERESERVOIR DAWGS

Drive

still not solved:

>jap sells firearm
>causes international incident
>terrorists cause they're arabs

extra hints:

>handicapped teen wants to get laid

no.

>Be me
>be in college
>girls hate me
>be a creepy asshole
>steal 2000 from a friend
>become rich as fuck while stalking eeeerhm... connecting people

Drive

that huge jackedman film real metal or whatever the fuck

no

Warlock, fuckstick. Julian Sands is the man.

The Social Network

Dogs on Reserve

Real Steel?

Real steel was it called??

Real Steel

Fucking finally!

God damn, you deserve a thousand internets for that, you glorious faggot. Well done.

>Ryan Gosling

>Says nothing for two hours or more

>this has multiple right answers.

>washed up book writer
>buys new home
>dooms whole family

Only God Forgives

>Musician
>Meet girl
>She's another wannabe actor in Hollywood
>Join band
>Gf gets angry
>Break up
>She becomes famous actor after
>She comes to my jazz club with her new husband
>Cucked again

Faggoty facebook movie

The Shining

The Lost Boys.

Goosebumps

i fucking forgot about Warlock thank you for reminding me that film existed, im gonna go watch it right tf now

Real Steel

sinister

Horror in Amityville

>be married
>my husband cheated on me
>become the most meticulous and prepared psycho ever
>lol he got punished and didn't left me

la la land

Is it shiney at all

>guy talks about Vietnam
>germans
>no one fucks jesus

Casa Blanca

Lalaland

from last thread

>funny hair-do and cowbo duel it out over drug money
>funny hair-do shoots cow killer and drinks milk
>doesnt cast the rock