ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Part deux.
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Part deux.
still not solved I:
>badass cop is badass
>it's a trap
>an hero?
>board game turns kid into monkey
>beach holiday gone wrong
>look for guy
>guy goes home
Castaway! Was I right?
I'll add a few hints to the ones no one managed to solve in the last thread.
>Like Terminator, but in reverse
>Faggot avoids being burned above basket of cats
>Unbaptized boy fat makes tasty treat
>Faggot flies around, larping like Harry Potter
>Try saltwater, fuckbrain.
Die Hard
Robocop
>it was Saving Private Ryan
fuck
...
It was Saving Private Ryan
Jumanji?
He said it was Saving Private Ryan.
Easy, Jumanji
My turn
>cast away in space
nope
You're one of those people who ignores incorrect responses and that's bad form. Stop being a cuck.
still not solved II
>emo vampires
>cruise through the night
>party
>think about art and poetry
the martian?
>semi retarded guy is a bartender
>gets dog
>dates girl
>kills her ex
Demolition man
Gravity
Sin City
>guy gets cucked
>kills sandniggers
>an hero
>Detective in future
>Kill humans
>Actually robots
>GF is robot
>Main character robot?
>Jumanji?
>Easy, Jumanji
bingo
still not solved III
>kylo ren
>cruises through the night
>thinks about art and poetry
Guy gets tired of being cucked buy his wife so we kills her. Hint it was made in the 90s.
Twilight?
mfw is there another with emo vampires?
Interview With the Vampire?
Blade Runner
>be me
>fuck girl
>she gives birth to weird ass baby
>radiator
no
Blade Runner
no
Well I had thought 'The Martian' but since is so vague, both could work
Perfect murder
Patterson
easy, Blade Runner
amazing movie
Perks of being a wallflower?
Eraserhead
still not solved IV
>some dudes shoot in warehouse
>stevebuscemi.jpg
>the end
Interview with a vampire?
no
Blade runner
>On Space Journey
>Robot go crazy
>Kill robot
>Robot feels?
>Reach destination
>In room growing older and older in minutes
>Become space fetus
Reservoir Dogs
>kid works as paperboy to support family
>kid wins contest
>grand prize is he gets to enter 2nd contest
>kid wins 2nd contest
>the end
Reservoir dogs
no
Space Odyssey
2001
Easy
2001: space oddysey
(english not 1st tongue, excuse spelling)
2001
> black guy dies
> can't be stored
> garden hose is fucking cold
no. it's not fucking resevoir dogs.
Pulp fiction
No
>Fuck boxing
>Let's box with robots!
>Profit
you talking about this baby?
Pulp Fiction
Midnight special
Pulp Fiction
>Driving fast
>Driving in Hollywood
>Neighbor is qt3.14 with kid
>She has husband
>Still pursue
>Get money to help husband
>Husband dies
>Kill a bunch of people
>Get away with money
Ever heard the story about the scorpion and the frog?
Pulp Fiction
xbox 720 - the movie
>Group of faggot slaves
>One slave says fuck this and joins the army.
>Only lives because bitches out
>Kidnapping
>Looking for utopia
>Literal trash
Dark Shadows
2001 a space odyssey
RRERERERERERERERRERESERVOIR DAWGS
Drive
still not solved:
>jap sells firearm
>causes international incident
>terrorists cause they're arabs
extra hints:
>handicapped teen wants to get laid
no.
>Be me
>be in college
>girls hate me
>be a creepy asshole
>steal 2000 from a friend
>become rich as fuck while stalking eeeerhm... connecting people
Drive
that huge jackedman film real metal or whatever the fuck
no
Warlock, fuckstick. Julian Sands is the man.
The Social Network
Dogs on Reserve
Real Steel?
Real steel was it called??
Real Steel
Fucking finally!
God damn, you deserve a thousand internets for that, you glorious faggot. Well done.
>Ryan Gosling
>Says nothing for two hours or more
>this has multiple right answers.
>washed up book writer
>buys new home
>dooms whole family
Only God Forgives
>Musician
>Meet girl
>She's another wannabe actor in Hollywood
>Join band
>Gf gets angry
>Break up
>She becomes famous actor after
>She comes to my jazz club with her new husband
>Cucked again
Faggoty facebook movie
The Shining
The Lost Boys.
Goosebumps
i fucking forgot about Warlock thank you for reminding me that film existed, im gonna go watch it right tf now
Real Steel
sinister
Horror in Amityville
>be married
>my husband cheated on me
>become the most meticulous and prepared psycho ever
>lol he got punished and didn't left me
la la land
Is it shiney at all
>guy talks about Vietnam
>germans
>no one fucks jesus
Casa Blanca
Lalaland
from last thread
>funny hair-do and cowbo duel it out over drug money
>funny hair-do shoots cow killer and drinks milk
>doesnt cast the rock