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>THAIRAD! YOU GO SEE A RADYBOY AGAIN?!

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GREAT edition mate

Love to see quality content produced by a fellow yank haha. Cheers

13th Warrior was a quality film desu

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tip top kek

why on earth did you link that instead of posting it?

you have eternity to be dead, why waste the few years you habe being alive wanting to be dead?

Watched that Logan movie last night, it was alright. Did a small cry at the end.

you won't be dead for eternity as there's no time during death

Because everyone who doesn't have autism has hover-to-view enabled hence posting a link to the file is the exact same as reuploading it.

It's really not

rate my french

bonjour mon ami. ca-va? mon tres fatigue

wtf u just cured depression bro congrats medal's in the mail

Time is an illusion mate. Your life will never end

no - between ça and va, also a space between va and ?
mon is mine in english, moi is me, but to say that you're tired "je suis très fatigué" is the easiest and accurate thing to say

or perhaps he's wondering why a big guy would be extremely painful for you

Don't be absurd.

having a wank in aid of local charities

Je suis Chicano

Ajajajajaja

i would invest real time into learning french but verb conjugations are so fucking tedious, especially irregular verbs

also i will always have a non-french accent

really reddity thread

imagine applying to become a Sup Forums janitor

Do it for the little kids

work today

unironically me

hey thailad, can i ask you a question about thailand?

What are they even compensated anyway?

It's true mate. All things that can happen have happened before and will happen again, including your life. We percieve time as a straight line because we are incomplete.

>also i will always have a non-french accent
don't think that obviously negative
french otherwise is quite a hard language yeah, but with some hardwork its not impossible

It would be great. I could cut out the middle man and ban myself for off topic posting.

For me it's the Zinger® Burger Meal.

One simple, succulent 100% chicken breast Fillet burger, plus spine-tingling Zing. With regular fries and a regular drink.

>girl messages me
>can't be arsed talking to her

What do I do PNG?

just realised it's 2:43am fuck sakes

a tenner at christmas

ok

A school went into "lockdown" when travellers with up to 30 caravans moved onto its playing field while pupils were in their lessons.

They parked up at Hazelwick School in Crawley, West Sussex, after a padlock securing the grounds was cut open.

GCSE exams had to be moved, pupils were kept in their classrooms during breaks, and they had to travel in groups to go to the toilet.

The travellers initially pulled up on a verge close to the 1,800-pupil school, but quickly moved on to the playing field.

They set up pens for their horses and more travellers arrived.

>One traveller, who did not wish to be named, said they did not know the land was school property - and are now heading to Scotland.

Really strange how right-wing white expats in south east asia are drawn to /brit/

do you guys ALWAYS include accents when you type online?

is this objectively the best UK accent?
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Yeah I'm almost off for the night.

saw reviewbrah review this the other day and said it was a new item but i remember if existing the last time i went to kfc in 2006

reply "new fone hu dis"

iktf. i'm supposed to be up at 7, but i only just woke up at 5. so i'm not even close to being tired, but if i stay up all night then by the end up the day i'll pull 24+ no sleep which i don't really wanna deal with on a saturday night cause it kinda ruins it.

I just want to be British but you keep calling me a Paki.

not me

Why don't you just arrest all these cunts and give their children to social services

how much trouble would you be in if you got caught smoking weed?

yank kfc only sells chicken m8, apparently they dont sell anything near what they do here

We perceive time as a straight line because we are 3 dimensional beings, not because we are "incomplete". Don't know where you got that idea.
Because of that, when we die we cannot go back and relive our exact same lives.

Gotta ask yourself why you can not be bothered chatting.
You don't want to interact with her at all?

i guarantee thailad can't even bench 1 pl8

Would just have to pay a "fine", I know a yank that's been caught a couple of times.

>you have eternity to be dead
>implying the universe wont die with me
>implying I don't live forever because everything ends as soon as I die

what? what else do they sell over there?

Too expensive to put them all through the criminal justice system and not in the public interest because it will look like persecution based on their culture.

up here they sell sandwiches and shit

you mean a bribe?

what if on the off chance you were caught by a non-corrupt thai cop?

i've heard US kfc only sells chicken pieces and maybe like nuggets and popcorn chicken. they have like 8 or 9 different burgers, smoothies and all this other shit here

>you mean a bribe?
yeah.
>a non-corrupt thai cop?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

? they sell sandwiches here too. i thought he meant fish or something.

>drank a bunch of coffee earlier after not having any in months
>feeling fucking WIRED
>want to fuck everything
>3 loads and another one on deck

WTF caffeine suddenly turned into coke???

calm down

so are these people proper continental gypsies or some sort of Irish gypsy equivalent?

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idk i've just heard the american kfc range is pretty limited compared to here. kfc is massive here, probably like top 3 if not higher in fast food.

can't wait to go to lidl later and get a bag of deluxe crisps and immediately eat them in my car while shouting expletives about how good they are before taking off as the security guys approach

ITS THE WEEKEND!

There was a story in the news just this week about some fat boy who died after drinking a coffee then downing several energy drinks. Caffeine is no joke.

Our KFCs are run by full retards who closed down all their profitable Sizzler restaurants and used the cash to set up gourmet hot dog stands in food courts because fuck you that's why

KFC in america is shit tier, just greasy with bad skin and poor quality chicken
Asian KFC is top tier

Shan't

>toil begins on a Saturday

ok, what if you get busted by a thai cop who got cucked by a white guy and since you happen to also be white, he wants to exercise petty authority over you?

>kfc selling anything but chicken
the colonel would not be happy

I've been on the internet earlier looking at stories about Starbucks coffee being linked to mycotoxins.

Seriously, I don't feel normal tonight and I'm just looking at degenerate porn right now

Fuck coffee fags and their overpriced VENTAY LATTE BROKEN WRISTAY

What about vegans?

i heard he was pretty pissed after he sold it. called its gravy "wallpaper paste"

you will go to jail. not joking, look it up

Yes...what about them
Fuckem

doing my early morning sneezing fit

Then I go to prison and released when I pay the "fine" there.

That's a hate crime user

What cologne do you wear?

I stopped drinking coffee for the most part a long time ago, switched mostly to tea and feel a lot better.

been drinking more coffee since I've been in 'nam but Viet coffee is different from the stuff in the west.

Sneezing is the nose's form of cumming
Jealous 2bh

yeah well it shouldn't be
or they should just not go to a fucking chicken joint and expect anything but

I spray Right Guard to stop sweating and then Lynx for the ladies

>49 hours 5 minutes til work

>cologne

foy

heard vietnam is shit

my local was an absolute shitshow and then apparently the national office got involved because the managers were so bad.

it's unreal now, perf chicken and chips but not as good as red rooster imo

speed stick "ocean surf"

Yes but have you considered that perhaps a bit of corrective persecution might civilize them

I just think the shit is probably bad for your heart in the long run, diuretic so you constantly are drinking more water, potential to carry mycotoxic shit to your brain.

Really not worth it if you get other parts of your life together. the morning ritual of it is just addiction

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

poor brenny

knacker

i have several

its been nice here so far