Ywn wake up to your french girlfriend whispering you "j'ai envie de toi" softly in the ear

>ywn wake up to your french girlfriend whispering you "j'ai envie de toi" softly in the ear

how does it feel, Sup Forums

>wake up
Please, no.

>tell her she needs to be enriched for the sake of the New French race

I had a girlfriend from Quebec for a few weeks
I don't think it's the same though

Show me a more stinky looking french girl

For example Grease mans sister looks like she would be really smelly.

"I desire you"?

I can't

also
is that more romantic than "je te veux" ?

"I want to fuck"

ABSOLUTEMENT HARAM

*punches and rapes*

She really is perfect

I have a thing for ugly chicks desu

It feels great. French language is ugly as fuck.

nah, it's the same desu

you're kind enough to make one happy then

>tfw I have

proofs?

Well you forget I'm on here and a s a result severely autistic to the point were I can't even talk to ugly chicks.

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She looks mixed

>I want to give you herpes

no thanks roastie

some viet blood I think

mother got french'd

Te quiero mucho mi bolilla bonita

Tell her to get the fuck out of my property or else I'll kill her because she violates NAP.

Would much rather a french bf tbph.

>roastie
>posts a worst roastie

secoue ma tête pour être honnête famille

She's, she's perfect! Add that French accent....irresistible

feels very bad

I can't get a French girl so I'm going for a Brazilian one.

First post best post

>gets blitzkreiged by my massive germanic cock

>tfw talked to alize lim when she was playing qld a few years ago

what a qt

I would destroy her petite dejeuner
Kek

ikr ?

this tbpfwy

gay

I'll suck your dick right off faggot

oh australia

i-int ?

she doesn't look european

>french girlfriend
>posts a picture of a mixed person
quintessentially french. Besides, I'd rather have a qt Irish lass

It's an even worse feeling when you actually live in France

you can do it, user

no I can't

why

be my french bf you fuck

>j'ai envie de toi
what? speak fucking human

cyka blyat

I hope french girls are open to having their armpits licked.

defo not french probably has some french indochina in her

yes. viet mother got french'd

Bonjour, madame. Je parle juste un peu francais. :^)

dégage, il n'y a pas de dame ici

où est la dame

I want to cum in a french woman and name our kids Otto and Napoleon.

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But a french qt bf would be alright too. Are you cute?

back the fuck off??!

>finally get your french gf
>wèsh vazi babtou lève toi j'veux q'tu m'lèche bien la chatte vazi dépeche t pédé ou quoi tu veux pas me baiser? ya un probleme?
>wat do

Dont be such a faggot and let me kiss you

die

I had this happen last year, but I'm terrible at french so I had no clue what she said at the time

>walking STD

no thanks

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This is a shitskin

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>ywn wake up to your Irish girlfriend whispering to you "Is maith liom ag ithe páistí"
How does it feel, Sup Forums?

You did this

wait

d-don't die

you're drunk

but I already know this feel

a-at least you made it

>swn sweat on you

You can make it too, it's not that difficult

btw if you're a virgin and you don't know this feel, life is even better for you, it'll be harder to keep your sanity once you know it and it stops, and you know it will hardly ever come back again.

a friend told me the same thing

once you've tasted it..

French women are overrated, Italian is better

Isn't she ethnically Algerian?

So you will give me a kiss? Come on its not gay if 2 cute boys do it.

no

I've had enough. I will rape your corpse

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ill kiss you

I don't want this yellow thing.

Good boy

Where are her tits?

What do French men want

>tenniswomen
>tits