ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume IV

these are great. have only ever seen it with video games

...

movie ones came first

oh. I've only played the screenshot game before

>Biker hits a chain stretched across a road.

> Guy who set chain and his wife which are old fucks fuck young hot couples and then kill them.

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A police officer and an old man try to find the latter's absconded daughter.

Oldfag here. The first one of these threads I remember doing was back in 2008 (and they were probably around before that). I don't think we did one with video games until 2010, but I wasn't that active for a while.

>exploding 747
>brazil
>pew pew pew
>not a bra in sight

Cold ass weather,
Dog unintentionally kills everyone

Since no one got this one and everyone seemed to move on...
>Westworld

Still waiting on someone to get these

>hardworking decent fellow
>meets computer nerd
>becomes murderer

>are you a cop?

I'm an oldfag too but Idk guess I never paid attention

John wick

From last thread

>Helicopter blows up
>Why the hell didnt they listen Nick?
>Retire

>Terrorists are at it again, international incident
>Come out of retirement
>motorcycles shoot rockets
>See ya when I see ya boss

>bus gotta go fast

speed

speed

alright here's a more difficult one and also my favorite movie just for non niggers:

> group of young lads and a grill
> spooky place
> here's 20 bucks pedro
> alright old man, 8am sharp
> pretty spoopy
> alright its 8am niggers rise and shine
> wtf the doors locked
> literally the only nigger in the movie start bawling
> alternate version of johny knowville is the coolest dude alive
> climb the stairs? oh shit theres a wall in the path wtf
> down stairs we go then
> a few dudes die, including a retarded one down an elevator shaft
> now, johny knoxville and grill are alone in spoopy underground corridor
> grill disappears
> oh shit, rats are tasty
> spooky ending

Multiple drowning incidents surround a guy that was a teen heartthrob badass in the 80s. If anyone gets this I will poop a brick.

The Day After Tomorrow?

Yea

Batman

>Be me
>10 year old
>stupid brother wants to play board game
>play just to get him to shut the fuck up
>He's doing really good
>ASTRONAUT
>"BROTHER IS CHEATING!!!!"
>he's not cheating
>Astronaut is looking for his brother
>Aliens take board game
>little brother has to go get it
>older sister wants to fuck me
>astronaut is me
>astronaut's brother was my brother
>i was astronaut
>FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK GEMS STRONGER
>brother wins
>Go home

Winnie the pooh

Nope it's an old scifi

Zarateh of something

>High school coming of age story about a young man trying to impress his boss and a disgruntled former contract worker.

the thing

Zarutha

>two bitches
>one's crazy
>shotgun family
>crazy bitch an heros
>who the fuck are these people
>torturetorturetorture
>skinned alive
>weird old lady an heros
>the end

was just about to say that

Uhhh, the hills have eyes?

Zathura, gg

>zombies

>Bring this motherfucker back to L.A.
>Go get motherfucker
>I'm afraid of flying
>People try to stop you
>whyurwatchdoesntwork.jpg
>I could fly all along

>Become buddies bec. fuck the guy you were working for

One of Rob Zombies' movies?

Shoulda just said space jumanji

dawn of the dead

I immediately thought of Prisoners (amazing film, by the way), but Loki was a Detective, now I'm not sure.

escape from LA

Night of the Living Dead

or any other fucking movie about zombies

Yes

Yep lol

Shawn of the dead

Keep guessing

Also yes

>Woman gets in trouble with her boss when she helps out a disfigured guy

The Rock

Also yes

NOO

>work at shitty 9-5 with best friend
>loudmouth and shyguy sell drugs outside
>high school chad comes in, is now well off
>is a total dick about it
>drive around with best friend to cheer him up
>moving tomorrow with fiance, best friend sets up goodbye gift
>everyone goes to jail
>dump fiance for boss

Phantom of the Opera

nope, foreign film

Clerks
Probably couldve just done the first line and it would still be guessable

No

>FBI wants dude
>Mafia wants dude
>You dont get paid if they get dude

>guy fucks his son in a drug induced rage.

>Woman gets in trouble with her boss when she helps out a disfigured guy
Dark Man?

Nope, good guess

A Serbian Film

Clerks 2

>black dude likes bible passages
>gangsters wifes OD's
>nigger raped
>couple robs diner

Retard goes on adventures, gets ice cream.

>be a WoW shut in
>mountain dew code red
>7/10 qt crush comes bursting in
>crazy guy
>kill crush
>meet a city
>suddenly I'm a city
>meet two other cities
>kill cannibals
>theme park
>kill more cannibals
>other city is a crazed madman who loves guns, his boy, crying on money, and killing cannibals, also hates snowballs

Pulp Fiction

Zutarha

Martyrs

Nope.

Zombieland

that's def it

Nope. Dubs on point, by the way.

>Be willy wonka
>on a train
>off a train
>on a train
>off a train

>make friends with black guy

Yea

forrest gump

Zathura
That little kid deserved a punch in his fugly face

You realize this is a "describe movies badly" thread yeah? You basically just ran down every plot point

what's eating gilbert grape

Zambieland

Zombieland

True that, it's the second one though

>be me
>kinda weird
>new rodent friends
>ratsarecool.jpeg
>make them kill people
>power struggle
>they eat me
>ratsarenotcool.mpeg

Kek

Stir Crazy

correcto

winrar

Ratatoiulle

>movie doesn't make sense
>so terrible it's almost like it was bad on purpose
>die antwoord

Willard

Willard

No

Chappie

Here's a hard one. Like really hard. Good luck faggots.

>I'm a loser.
>I rarely get pussy.
>I spend to much time online.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil

It's unclear which Willy Wonka we're talking about, user. I went with Gene Wilder since Johnny Depp is better known as the faggoty pirate captain.

Batman V Superman

>old jew tries to get revenge on nazi
>kills hank schrader
>old jew was the nazi the whole time

>tinnitus dude drives good

Martyrs. That movie was intense.

Alex, what is Sup Forums? for fuckmylife$

Me

Nobody got mine in last thread (were El Dorado, and Lover Come Back)

These arent even as old or obscure. Shit the last one ought to be easy.

Me?