/PL/ - Midweek Fun Edition

This midweek's results:

>Burnley 1 - 0 Stoke City
>Leicester City 2 - 0 Sunderland
>Watford 2 - 0 West Bromwich Albion
>Manchester United 1 - 1 Everton
>Arsenal 3 - 0 West Ham United
>Hull City 4 - 2 Middlesbrough
>Southampton 3 - 1 Crystal Palace
>Swansea City 1 - 3 Tottenham Hotspur
>Chelsea 2 - 1 Manchester City
>Liverpool 2 - 2 AFC Bournemouth

This weekend's fixtures (3:00pm Saturday unless stated)

>Tottenham Hotspur v Watford (Sat 12:30pm)
>Manchester City v Hull City
>Middlesbrough v Burnley
>Stoke City v Liverpool
>West Bromwich Albion v Southampton
>West Ham United v Swansea City
>AFC Bournemouth v Chelsea (Sat 5:30pm)
>Sunderland v Manchester United (Sun 1:30pm)
>Everton v Leicester City (Sun 4:00pm)
>Crystal Palace v Arsenal (Mon 8:00pm)

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>poop
>mouyes
>flopp

>tfw blades get promoted at the weekend

Why do Britongs call soccer "football"?

>having to issue a statement because the referee is incompetent
lel

why do Americans call school "target practice"

jesus how do you fuck that up

wow this is major fuck up by a ref

The only positive thing from that is it had no impact on the result because Newcastle won anyway.

He'll surely be demoted to another division at the weekend.

MOTD:

>The referee and officials literally didn't know a fairly basic rule that the vast majority of fans know

How in the name of fuck does something like this happen?

Xhaka was bretty good today

>Sunderland v Manchester United (Sun 1:30pm)

>Moyes

He had Elneny to do all the dirty work for him, allowing him to focus on creating. Like Behrami for the NT, or Kramer at Gladbach

>John Stoned

Shakespeare would have won them the league again.

>>Liverpool 2 - 2 AFC Bournemouth

He'll win them the Champion's League la

And the PL next season

It was part hilarious, part "what the fuck is going on?" Everyone was trying to find a different reason to explain it cause they didn't think the ref could have fucked up that badly

>win the champions league
You what islander? You mustve drunk too much

>Leicester teams in the Last 8: 1
>Russia teams in the last 8: 0

Leicester have meme magic on their side

>EPL
>Swansea City AFC
>Cardiff City

delph had the most 6/10 performance I've ever seen in my life

>Odds on LCFC winning the Prem - 5000/1
>Odds on LCFC lifting the Champions League - 50/1

He really wouldn't.

Neither Swanea or Cardiff play in an "EPL"

>English teams are that weak, that Welch teams take place in premier league of England

Who will get bought from Middlesbrough once they get relegated?

Gaston and Valdes

If that's it then it shows how rubbish they are

what went wrong?

I don't think Fabregas will start much more unless Conte starts a 3-5-2 next season
He's been getting more starts recently but has been performing worse than when he comes off the bench

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good post

If I had to guess I'd say he beat his wife

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Why do Americans think supermarkets are toilets?

Being Nigerian

>leicester fans were gloating at how musa was going to be their next big thing
wew

Good thread

Yes.

You say that you need me
All of the time
Say that you want me
Always be mine

'Cos we've got Marco Silva
We've got Marco Silva
We've got Marco Silva
So glad your mine mine mine mine

tbf Leicester winning the league all started with racism and prostitutes, maybe this is the next beginning

he's been very good from the start lately.. however, the mistake is taking that into a tougher game like city

in a 2 man midfield cesc can't handle the defense like matic, but is ideal against lesser teams.. then he is able to start in the 2 behind the striker in tougher games

the bigger issue was dealing with Sané.. azpi and pedro doubled up on him all second half and the one time he got past them (when pedro was out of position) luiz was there to thwart the ball into the stands

he at least got some playtime, other than the signing I thought would be one of the signings of the season, kaputska

>Jesse Lingard agrees new 4 year deal at @ManUtd. This will see his wages treble to £100,000 a week.

We officialy now /PL/?

At least it properly reflects the name of the league

My ideal formation with current players is a 3412 with Fabrgeas behind Hazard and Pedro who is the more striker of the two.

>'wife beating'
>questioned
I wonder how severe the beating was for a newspaper to put it between quotes and the agressor be questioned and musa was
>released without charge
after being questioned. Doesn't seem too serious

*beats the champions*

>he at least got some playtime, other than the signing I thought would be one of the signings of the season, kaputska
that's true

completely baffling that he got zero playing time whatsoever despite being great at the euros

will probably return to the continent this summer, which is a shame

Good for him

>murrica

>bournemouth without a nickname

Fucking cringeworthy

Someone fucking burn it down please

whose ready for the return?

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Lol, my TV guide shows it like:

>English Premier League Soccer
Chelsea - Manchester City

I've never seen it like your screen cap and it's making me cringe.

why does bournemouth get 3 straight Saturday 5:30pm prime time games? kind of odd desu

Apparently that's how it was displayed on Comcast.

Meanwhile, Hull have no scheduled televised games until the end of the season.

is that due to blackouts? or not enough viewers? or just them being an irrelevant team at the moment

They have to show each team a certain number of times, we've hit that and we're not exactly fashionable even in the middle of Silva's revolution.

What the fuck man

Can we all agree the PFA POTY will be confirmed meaningless when Hazard ends up winning it again

it'll be kante I reckon

I reckon they'll give it to Zlatan for the profile

Maybe if he scores a shit load more goals and gets top scorer, but I doubt it.

YPOTY will probably be Alli. Watch Coutinho make the team of the season again for no reason at all.

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>researching who is the unofficial world club champion
How are you guys spending your thursday night?

Making Big Sam memes

>tfw finally I can relax after Watford all but assured survival

Get in here and exhale with me, Hornet bros

Niang has been such a great signing for them.

>bandwagoning Hertfordshire Mercenaries
why

>pretty much officially relegated
We gotta stop tying and losing and win some games
Come on Boro

Boro have been a cancer in the PL this season.

Top lad.

That hurts

Karanka played the most negative and unproductive football seen in the PL in years.

Every game was such a chore to watch. They've been trash.

he's shit
missed more clear cut chances than anyone in Europe, no where near top scorer and his team will finish 5th or 6th
Plus the players vote and they hate him

I can probably predict the TOTS now

Kane Costa
Hazard Alli Kante Alexis(or Mane)
Bertrand Alder Azpi Walker
de gea

Definitely Mane over Sanchez

Mane is out for the season though
If Alexis goes on a good run he'll get it if he does fuckall then its Mane

Updated roster.
>captcha street toilets

Trumps just launched airstrikes on a Russian base in Syria.

Who's gonna win World War 3 league?

>letting /epl/ die

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>again

>Tottenham Hotspur v Watford (Sat 12:30pm)
Spurs
>Manchester City v Hull City
Mancs
>Middlesbrough v Burnley
Burnley
>Stoke City v Liverpool
Draw
>West Bromwich Albion v Southampton
West Brom
>West Ham United v Swansea City
Ham
>AFC Bournemouth v Chelsea (Sat 5:30pm)
Chelsea
>Sunderland v Manchester United (Sun 1:30pm)
United
>Everton v Leicester City (Sun 4:00pm)
Everton
>Crystal Palace v Arsenal (Mon 8:00pm)
Arsenal

My acca is at about 6k if that comes in. What are we saying?

Is he autistic?

streamable.com/sp2bh

kek

Non-league not even REMOTELY welcome.

Hull will get a result
Boro Burnley will be a draw
The others are pretty difficult to call aside from Spurs and man United winning

Give it a rest, m8. We're trying to revive /epl/

>Chelseawinslol

I've been spending that past 2-3 weeks putting together this little football "simulator" instead of revising. It has all teams currently in PL, Championship and League 1 and uses a bunch of RNG to simulate league matches and playoffs, then promoting/relegating and going onto the next season.

I just ran it for 1000 seasons and here's the PL in 2999/3000. Book it lads

Key:
>Prev 5 Seasons = positions from last 5 years, obviously. It's negative if the team had a Lucky season that year
>WGHT = weighted average of those last 5, affects the RNG probabilities in each match
>TOP = if the team has been in the top 7 of the PL for the past 5 years, they get a boost up to Top Team status, giving RNG boosts. If a top team finishes outside the top 7 for 5 straight years they lose this status
>LUC = lucky season, gives RNG boosts. Helps to shake things up every few years
>UNL = unlucky season, opposite to above
>UNB = unbeaten season, only ever seen this twice, doesnt really do anything
>RICH = teams can get randomly given the Rich Team boost for ~10 years, another RNG boost
>TITLES = number of PL titles since 2016

I know nobody cares but I'm really proud of this

You should probably fucking revise, mate

Anyone saved any screenshots of that chelsea fan that looked like he was stuck in the 80s?

Non-league shitter detected.

>Wet Spam