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Could you defeat the bulldozer in a hand to hand?

Stats:
>6'8 / 200cm
>387lbs weight
>Can lift a 54kg weapon

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How am I gonna compete with all those Adobe gainz?

yeah

nah his hands are too big, that's probably his main advantage over me (plus im too skinnyfat from years of playing the electric muzzie)

Isn't roiding haram?

Well, I beat up The Mountain and hes bigger than this guy so yeah probably

I can beat him hand to hand with a gun in my hand no doubt

>Could you defeat the bulldozer in a hand to hand?

No. So I won't go hand to hand. Gun to face defeats even the strongest of men.

Nope.

I could run him over with a tank though. Team Whites wins.

Wow, I never knew The mountain was real, or that he was a mudslime.

that's definitely not roiding he's just big

what is the electric muzzie?

I'm in a wheel chair so yes

Yes I could
>7'3
>14 inch dick
>189k Wendy's chef

I see ISIS is making gains again

He's real, see?

How is he so flabby? Do they have maccas in Raqqa?

Holy shit. Giga nigga joined isis

his arms look like they are full of synthol

If my mom never found my poop bike then id fucking merk that sandnigger

the mountain is real, I think he won strongest man award or some shit several times

That's some pretty bad shooping. Look at his hand.

He just looks fucking hilarious in the ninja suit.

I could probably beat him in a sword fight if that muzzie saber is all he has.

50+ kg weapon is not that much, you know.

Do I get to use my slingshot?

>white
Yeah ok Ahmed.

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i wont go hand to hand or i will contract AIDS
I'll shoot him with my glock, however

Is he wielding a fucking katana?

jokes over boys, he's a weeaboo

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Just a big goddamn target
Hasn't he been dead for a while?

He's most likely injecting oil; just look at the disproportional torso.

A well placed shot, a well done cut, he dies the same way as everyone else.

>>Can lift a 54kg weapon
He could just lift me. I weigh less than this.

Dude probably never does cardio. So I just have to tire him. Then use his own momentum against him.

Underrated.

The guy in black is not the same as the other guy.

A Muslim in an electric chair

The same thing as the electric jew

Can't help but think one decently timed oblique kick is gonna send that fucker straight to the floor

look at this fucking ninja
lol

no problem.
>use baseball bat
>aim for kneecaps, because they're over stressed as fuck from his weight.
> 5 solid whacks later he is crawling around asking to be put out of his misery.
> grant his wish.

Dude looks like a fucking One Punch Man character or some shit

I'd slap his shit.

Jihadist's always give off that brutal adolescence vibe.

The inbreeding is strong with this one.

Though I mean, a 50bmg to the skull will still put him down.

hello /fit/

jesus, go eat a burger or something

Underrated post

Apparently the dude shoulder fires a maduce, that's fucked

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Define hand to hand

I'd smoke that fat cunt in a stand up fight

If he got you on your back it would be trouble though

I feel like that man would have a Stand

9mm hollowpoint works just as well.

>60%
just give up

I'm short so it balances out.

No, but I can run away from him.

Calm down Jamal

Doubles mean truth.

Another thing, he's going to show up in germany one day, and left wing cucks will claim that it's not the same person, lmao

Be my gf

Just came up with a theory.
If inbreeding in the Middle East continues and the average iq continues to fall won't it become relatively peaceful like Africa as they become less aggressive and more like docile animals?

This guy got shot 6 times at the torso with a high calibre weapon and he made it

Reminds me of Beverly Hills ninja kek

I do what civilized people do, I call in an airstrike on his fat shitskin ass

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Nope, but can he defeat a bullet? If not then his physique doesn't matter.

He gives off the vibe of an MGS boss.

>country is LITERALLY a limp dick
>still tries to banter

I'm a guy.

Go. See. Grout.

> high calibre
he got shot with a 50bmg?

Just be fast and wait for this guy to have a heart attack or run into a wall, like a normal boss fight.

I could easily beat his ass.

I have God on my side. Duh.

Yeah, poke him in the eye.

That stops anyone.

Ask african niggers and asians how well hand-to hand combat works against machine guns.

>hand to hand

No. I'll need Big Wind support.

CLEGANE BOWL CONFIRMED IRL INSTEAD?

>implying that he hits anything

Thai kick boxing champ here
A solid kick (with shin) to his knee (from side or front) and fatty mcfat fuck is going down
Follow it up with a shin or knee to his face as he falls and he'll be playing world of warcraft with 40 dudes from /v

I would succesfully trying to convert him to Christianity. With Jesus on our side, how could we lose.

he is the stand

drop kick him in his knee

he cant get up

No he didn't. He has competed, but never won.

>True damascus steel folded over 1000 times, m'kuffar

>Africa
>Peaceful

Irish intellectual, inbreeding makes people more violent

t. non white americans trying to cause infighting betweens Euopeans

He is still alive? dude made the news when all ISIS had was one city, what a fucking legend.

I couldn't, but I wouldn't be stupid enough to try. I'd just shoot him because that's what you do in such situations.

He's a fucking ORK, lmao

No, he'd kill me. But, as he's a poster boy for ISIS I'd be surprised of he's alive next month.

obviously fake they are starving and there is no food this poor boy was obviously photoshopped to look big and healthy by the white devil refugees welcome pls come fuck my wife :^)

Lol isis are so meme, i love it.

Someone needs to make a cartoon based on isis theyre like your stereotypical evil organisation.

The big fat pile of shit in black is an ISIS terrorist called the Bulldozer.

The guy with the muscles is a roided up Iranian powerlifter.
Here's his fudgebook: [email protected]/mohamadsajad.gharibi

You are fucking retarded.

Dat photoshop

This. The impracticality of it is astounding. ISIS reminds me of a bunch of violent teenagers.

For now.

Sure i can
*unsheats katana*
"Its over good sir"
*teleports behind him*
"I didnt wanna do it but you insulted m'lady"
*slice in half*

He'd get gassed so easily.

You think photoshop could create such a chisseled physique?

hand-to-hand he'd have the advantage, for sure. But if we're both armed I'd say I'm at the advantage because I'm

>military-trained (army combat engineer)
>smaller target
>faster (putting distance between us and moving between cover)

a 9mm in the right place will drop him all the same.