Poorly described vidya thread hard mode edition
1
>platformer
>pigs
>really old wise men
2
>turn 13, immediately get sent on adventure
>talk to animals
3
>fly around in space
>watch earth explode
>fight giant space dragon
>kill satan
Poorly described vidya thread hard mode edition
3 = doom?
2 = pokemon?
1 = idfk half life 3
how bout this one
>protector
>girl is gone
>assasin
1- no idea
2-pokemon
3-castlevania LoS2?
Dishonored
shit
>1
Tomba?
>minecraft
>minecraft
>minecraft
what do i win
>angry old man PTSD simulator
>Mushrooms?
>fap
>fap
>fap
>stop
>"just the cat"
>close door
>fap
>fap
>fap
>finish
Jay Cartwright simulator?
Nope
Correct on 1
Hint for 2
>random sonic cameo for no reason
>you can throw your sword
Hint for 3
>it's a jrpg
>get magical blade
>change of clothes
>memorable characters
>Have to defeat evil nigga with multiple forms.
good luck retard
>almost die
>learn sign language
Kingdom Hearts
Cripple girls.
Kingdom hearts?
fuck you
Goteem
Legend of Zelda ocarina of time
Light a fire, save the world.
Nah guys. #3 is Saint's Row 4. You kill Satan in the Gat Out of Hell expansion.
>you're the dude
>except you're not
>get killed in other game
Every jrpg.
>be black
>commit cyber crimes
Dark souls.
alright try this one on for size
>orbs
>shit comes out of orbs
>kid gotta save the world
>some strangers come with for bullshit reasons
>one's a nigger, one's obese
You won't win this one.
never played it but, Watch Dogs?
>Be a nigger
>Act like a nigger
>Move like a nigger
>Ubisoft
Watch dogs 2
What a great picture.
>leave to help your community
>does the right things
>saves community
>get kicked out
Monkey ball.
Assassins Creed: We Was Kangs
nope. fuck off loser.
It's a jrpg
Close enough
So far nobody has guessed #2 or 3 in the op
Have another one that's pretty hard
>get killed
>get brought back to life
>your adopted sister wants to kill you
>watch her get brutally murdered
>kill yourself from the future
>become a badass
>smoke
>neon
>video
>concrete
Infamous second aids
Monkey ball, right?
Fallout
>climb big tower
>the grim reaper's there
>senpai
nah son, get outta here.
Yup
So, Ape Escape?
absolutely wrong. just stop trying kid.
>local mailman kills chandler bing
Fo:Nv?
Yup
Pretty sure its Katamari.
What in the goddamn.
Yup
keep being incorrect. see where it gets you. spoiler: no where.
>implying its the same person
>Have you seen my daughter she's short has black hair and is seven years old
Pinball 3d, for sure this time.
>be fanboy
>go to a concentration camp thinking I'd fit in with the cool guys.
>leader asshole is actually evil asshole.
>help cool guys take down evil asshole
>get ugly girl
also you shut the fuck up.
and you shut the fuck up. no.
Yep
Rollercoaster Tycoon.
ah shit, you really guessed wrong.
>walking
>more walking
>the pattern is killing people
>more walking
>everybody dies
>more walking
>you die
Dayz, or rust.
Nope
Go to bed user, your up passed your bedtime.
you're up past your incorrect answers.
I know this isn't it but all I'm thinking is bioshock infinite
> be me
> be brit bong
> shoot crazy albinos
> big daddy
>2d
>have to rescue your dog
>itwasalladream.jpg
Bioshock
...
I know I said big daddy but it's not bioshock.
Correlation =/= causation
>Login
>Create Character
>Spawn on planet
>Meet T
>He teaches you the basics
>Need a flag
>T is made of leather
>Kill T
>Make flag made out of T's flesh.
Holy fuck.
Ive never gotten bored with a troll. Youre so godamn new that you didnt even know you were taking the b8. I even convinced you i was two people. I am literally the only person in here, give or take a few.
All kids out of the pool.
>tl;dr dont feed the trolls
>Get told about bad guy
>you are bad guy
>friend tried to kill you
Wasnt saying samefag, was saying he answered your question without knowledge.
>RTS
>1v1
>medieval
>BABUSHKAS IN RANGE
>HELP COMRADE I'M HIT
>RIGHT IN MY SIGHTS
Ah, my bad, I really need sleep
And they weren't even close to getting mine right
Chess
Wololo
> start off in prison
> create character
> escape prison with new friend
> do quests
> open world
Yep.
Saints row 2
>the mini gun would turn into a harpoon gun underwater (iirc)
>the rocket launcher also could become the nuke
I was expecting a few "Skyrims" but yeah.
dude what. is this bait within a bait within a bait? I'm simply replying in between these shitty stream buffers.
>monsters
>SIDE QUESTS
>poorly balanced skill trees
>op builds
KOTOR?
Is it Dark Cloud?
Dead rising 2
finally. A winner is you.
borderlands?
Witcher 3?
Nope
There you go
>ask for extremely popular video game
>get this instead
>spend all day knocking a little ball around
gameboy color
Let it die
...
Spyro: Ripto’s Revenge
>mechsuit mayhem
>engagement ring
>Smartass robot
>Holographic porn lady.