Poorly described vidya thread hard mode edition

Poorly described vidya thread hard mode edition
1
>platformer
>pigs
>really old wise men
2
>turn 13, immediately get sent on adventure
>talk to animals
3
>fly around in space
>watch earth explode
>fight giant space dragon
>kill satan

3 = doom?

2 = pokemon?

1 = idfk half life 3

how bout this one
>protector
>girl is gone
>assasin

1- no idea
2-pokemon
3-castlevania LoS2?

Dishonored

shit

>1
Tomba?

>minecraft
>minecraft
>minecraft
what do i win

>angry old man PTSD simulator
>Mushrooms?

>fap
>fap
>fap
>stop
>"just the cat"
>close door
>fap
>fap
>fap
>finish

Jay Cartwright simulator?

Nope
Correct on 1
Hint for 2
>random sonic cameo for no reason
>you can throw your sword
Hint for 3
>it's a jrpg

>get magical blade
>change of clothes
>memorable characters
>Have to defeat evil nigga with multiple forms.

good luck retard

>almost die
>learn sign language

Kingdom Hearts

Cripple girls.

Kingdom hearts?

fuck you

Goteem

Legend of Zelda ocarina of time

Light a fire, save the world.

Nah guys. #3 is Saint's Row 4. You kill Satan in the Gat Out of Hell expansion.

>you're the dude
>except you're not
>get killed in other game

Every jrpg.

>be black
>commit cyber crimes

Dark souls.

alright try this one on for size

>orbs
>shit comes out of orbs
>kid gotta save the world
>some strangers come with for bullshit reasons
>one's a nigger, one's obese

You won't win this one.

never played it but, Watch Dogs?

>Be a nigger
>Act like a nigger
>Move like a nigger
>Ubisoft

Watch dogs 2

What a great picture.

>leave to help your community
>does the right things
>saves community
>get kicked out

Monkey ball.

Assassins Creed: We Was Kangs

nope. fuck off loser.

It's a jrpg
Close enough

So far nobody has guessed #2 or 3 in the op
Have another one that's pretty hard
>get killed
>get brought back to life
>your adopted sister wants to kill you
>watch her get brutally murdered
>kill yourself from the future
>become a badass

>smoke
>neon
>video
>concrete

Infamous second aids

Monkey ball, right?

Fallout

>climb big tower
>the grim reaper's there
>senpai

nah son, get outta here.

Yup

So, Ape Escape?

absolutely wrong. just stop trying kid.

>local mailman kills chandler bing

Fo:Nv?

Yup

Pretty sure its Katamari.

What in the goddamn.

Yup

keep being incorrect. see where it gets you. spoiler: no where.

>implying its the same person

>Have you seen my daughter she's short has black hair and is seven years old

Pinball 3d, for sure this time.

>be fanboy
>go to a concentration camp thinking I'd fit in with the cool guys.
>leader asshole is actually evil asshole.
>help cool guys take down evil asshole
>get ugly girl

also you shut the fuck up.

and you shut the fuck up. no.

Yep

Rollercoaster Tycoon.

ah shit, you really guessed wrong.

>walking
>more walking
>the pattern is killing people
>more walking
>everybody dies
>more walking
>you die

Dayz, or rust.

Nope

Go to bed user, your up passed your bedtime.

you're up past your incorrect answers.

I know this isn't it but all I'm thinking is bioshock infinite

> be me
> be brit bong
> shoot crazy albinos
> big daddy

>2d
>have to rescue your dog
>itwasalladream.jpg

Bioshock

...

I know I said big daddy but it's not bioshock.

Correlation =/= causation

>Login
>Create Character
>Spawn on planet
>Meet T
>He teaches you the basics
>Need a flag
>T is made of leather
>Kill T
>Make flag made out of T's flesh.

Holy fuck.
Ive never gotten bored with a troll. Youre so godamn new that you didnt even know you were taking the b8. I even convinced you i was two people. I am literally the only person in here, give or take a few.
All kids out of the pool.
>tl;dr dont feed the trolls

>Get told about bad guy
>you are bad guy
>friend tried to kill you

Wasnt saying samefag, was saying he answered your question without knowledge.

>RTS
>1v1
>medieval

>BABUSHKAS IN RANGE
>HELP COMRADE I'M HIT
>RIGHT IN MY SIGHTS

Ah, my bad, I really need sleep

And they weren't even close to getting mine right

Chess

Wololo

> start off in prison
> create character
> escape prison with new friend
> do quests
> open world

Yep.

Saints row 2

>the mini gun would turn into a harpoon gun underwater (iirc)

>the rocket launcher also could become the nuke

I was expecting a few "Skyrims" but yeah.

dude what. is this bait within a bait within a bait? I'm simply replying in between these shitty stream buffers.

>monsters
>SIDE QUESTS
>poorly balanced skill trees
>op builds

KOTOR?

Is it Dark Cloud?

Dead rising 2

finally. A winner is you.

borderlands?

Witcher 3?

Nope
There you go

>ask for extremely popular video game
>get this instead
>spend all day knocking a little ball around
gameboy color

Let it die

...

Spyro: Ripto’s Revenge

>mechsuit mayhem
>engagement ring
>Smartass robot
>Holographic porn lady.