>>750575750

Problem will go away when your hard-on does.

go sit on the toilet

omfg
u dumbass
go to hospital kek
or dic is kaputt

you should have fucked a pepsi bottle

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Seriously what do you do in this situation without medical help?

Medical help is your only option, and you need it fast.

baited so easily its sad

Try to get as flaccid as possible, I imagine. Cut around the bottle as best you can to try to relieve some pressure.

Gotta cut it off mate. RIP schlong

How do they get it out then?

you need to release the pressure, cut the bottom
off. second lube warm the bottle up with warm water, eventually it should come off

They will Actually have to amputate your cock...you have like 15 20 min tops

Taking the bait. it might be possible for you to puncture the other end of the bottle with a knife or ice pick (obviously keep anything pointy away from your dick and cut away not toward). then you could probably get it out by adding some kind of lubricant such vegetable oil to the inside of the bottle.

ITT: newfags

ah c'mon
thats not so uncommon in here...

Probably some kind or tiny surgical saw.

Yes I know it’s bait you faggot just curious what tf u should do

calm down user i was saying that i was taking the bait by replying. advice still stands.

I am willing to bet this image is older than you.

Melt it off with fire.

why i laughed so hard at this pic

I’m legitimately impressed

Old faggot used to send this pic to hoes asking for help

KYS if beenus fits inside Coke bottle flaccid or hard....

if you cut off the dick, you might be able to save the bottle

I'm afraid there's no cure for being this level of stupid, user. Fortunately in the hospital they can give you aid. Hurry.

Try traditional coke next time.

A finger up the butt is a guaranteed way to go soft, if that doesn't work try 2