Last 2 digits is how many hot chicks will hit on you at the bar/club/party tonight

>Last 2 digits is how many hot chicks will hit on you at the bar/club/party tonight

rollio

ten bucks numbers zero zero

Zero. I hate bars and clubs. They're full of the worst kinds of people.

Boom.

all zero all the time

my roll x 0 = actual answer

Who is that? What a butt!!

Wife is at her parents, going out with my mistress, still gonna roll.

This is how destiny rolls 00
also I don't how truck for rest

Not going out but working in my shop til late so rolling anyway.

Shieet

roll

>implying it's not already 11PM and me still in front of my computer

Not going in/on bar/club/party tonight, soo

So what?

>Last 2 digits is how many hot chicks will hit you at the bar/club/party tonight
fix'd that for you

>getting off the Internet
>leaving the house
>going to a bar/club/party
>getting approached by women

When’s the next story in your fantasy series come out?

so mote it be

rooooooooling

99 get

If anything but 00 its bullshit

im so sad wtf

Haha faggot

Oh boy you cant even score in imaginary scenarios

Rolling for 00 thots begone

p-pls

Fucking KEK

I can get into this

Rolling for king of the pussy

Rolling

00 because i will not leave the house today.

this can only be zero

JESUS SAVE ME

close one

I wasn't going to go out because i've got the flu but I'm for sure going now

Rolololololol

Rollinga

>Implying it would be any different if you did

Rolling for those 00s since I'm not going anywhere

I'll be really creeped out if I get a realistic (low non-zero) result like 1 or 2

Let's see now...

00 gib

Shadilay

Aww yiss

Rolleroni

...

Fuck it

Absolutely annihirekt

Rool the drool

let it roll..

If I don't roll a 00, this thread is pure bullshit

Roll

rawlin

do it

K

rollin

>implying I'll be at a party/club/bar

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sure why not

Rolling for dubs, hoping for 0

roll

heil manuel

A solid 4 would be appreciated, but I'd have an anxiety attack after that

Loop;

00?

go

lol

Roll

Expecting 00.

That is Kato. She is big in steampunk shit.

I'm at work, so... 00

rollerino

roll

Roll

I know its zero but i always have plan b

...

Roll

i aint fucking going out. i'm gonna get a shower and grab ingredients for a nice dinner from the grocery store.

Glhf

Come on 0s!

There are a lot of women in your shower, user.

Rolling for 00

they see me rollin...

>Nice dubs
Rolling my pair of dubs

4

Rullatorer

Roll

yeah im thinkin 99% plan b phere on /b.
real roll should be how many years will pass before anyone here sees any kind of ass in that picture.

rolling for 0

Rollerino

...

Rawling

Yes finally

Checked, also roll

00 get

First of all I'm not going anywhere tonight because I suck.

Secondly a hot chick has never hit on me, also because I suck.

A hot chick hit on me once while I was out and that was over 15 years ago so I think I must be about to win the euromillions then go out in town. Rollin like a bad mother fucker,

it's time

dubs and i impregnate them all

roll ~~~

jhb

Faggot