"Louis CK says Misconduct allegations against him are True."

"Louis CK says Misconduct allegations against him are True."

This is how you kill a story.

This man is a genius. Well played you magnificent bastard.

He'll take 18 months out and be back in action and better than ever.

Masturbating legend.

Never said a funny thing in his life. Why are all liberal comics unfunny and shitty actors?

This is more a civil thing. He might pay money, but unlikely do any actual time. And you know this is the most benign way to... well I can't even say sexuality assault someone. He just exposed himself in a private place to an unwilling person. I mean why didn't they just leave?

We all have opinions, m8.

He asked permission. Never intentional coercion. Nothing illegal. No need to pay money.

Psst hey user, your retardation is showing.

He’s funny as fuck you cock sucking Trumphead.

He is right you know

who do you think is funny, fucking Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the cable guy?

Bet you'll be voting for Roy Moore, right?

Conservative comic is an oxymoron though.

lol burn

>liberal comics

You can just say comics.

ITT

Now they're gonna come out of the woodwork to sew him.

He also confessed because the allegations are true. I've heard he's never denied his perverted side.

Also this

He addressed this whole thing years ago as well... he even said he'd take question about it and said it were true and no one really pressed it afterward. he jacked off in front of some people, I mean it's not a good thing like he's not a saint but who the fuck cares it's not like he was raping people or whatever.

this.

GIT RRR DONEE

>This is how you kill a story
No, this is how you kill a career faster than having someone else kill it for you. He is a true cuck, and in true cuck fashion, he admits wring doing and basically says "take my money and career with no fight"

>le redditor Sup Forumstard pretends Sup Forums never liked Louis
When are you poor white trash little kids going to realize no one wants you here?

*wrong

I believe he did it to a couple of female comics where he invited them into a room, didn't ask to do it, and did it while blocking the exit.

The allegations are never the consensual interactions, doofus. The consensual ones just speak up to support the victims of the illegal ones so they're believed.

Talk about cuck. You look like you're disagreeing with yourself for the sake of correcting a typo on an anonymous post. Yikes.

...

And yet you replied.

True cuck indeed, cuck.

Fenanon is mad. I’ve heard no door blocking stories so far.

If he committed no crime who gives a shit? Get raped bitch.

>invited them into a room, didn't ask to do it, and did it while blocking the exit.
You need to cite evidence when saying things or you're just as bad as the stupid cunts leading witch hunts.

>all that reddit spacing

>thinking he'll lose popularity for "sexual misconduct" in Hollywood: literally the land of debauchery.

Yeah, kinda like how Weinstein and every other person in hollywood... Oh yeah, he'll totally be fine... Because hollywood is debauchery....

His statement, which jibes with the NYT article.

"These stories are true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was O.K. because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first, which is also true. But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn’t a question. It’s a predicament for them. The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly. I have been remorseful of my actions."

So, he did a scummy thing, but it doesn't sound illegal.

Do you have any evidence to support your "belief"?

he tries too hard to bait the hook. comedy shouldn't feel forced like it does when some fag has a show making it more about the deadline&expose of the show and less about the content-value.
that being said I know nothing about these allegations at this moment and wish him the best because I feel like if you don't have the balls to say something in the moment then you deserve to live in the damnation of your own hell. IE weinstien; he didn't sexually assault anyone - he just paid a mentally abusive and extortive prostitute who needed more money when he wouldnt budge. fucking twats

He basically silenced anyone else who might come out to speak about him. There is no story in it anymore because he's admitted he's a perv.

Also is jerking off all you need to do to be considered a perv now? FTGE

Roman Polanski literally fucked a 13 year old in the 70's and he's still making movies.

>faggy condescension
>ellipses for gays
>reaction image from a show for gays
You know you're not a real person, right?

Anyone who had ever seen any of his stand up would have never been the least bit surprised about this.
His entire bit is that he's a fat ugly lonely horny 50 year old pervert.

For the record, I also don't think he did anything wrong, just saying he's probably not gonna get too much shit for this.

i didnt know comics were labeled liberal or conservative. That being said, he is more successful, more funny, a better actor, a better writer, more creative, and certainly richer than you will ever be. And please, show me a funny "conservative" comic, you tea-bagging ignorant cunt.

>never the consensual interactions, doofus
The difference between consensual relations and non-consensual relations is rarely black-and-white, doofus. That's why so many women need to get drunk first. Women -- and men -- will fuck money or power, then suffer pentimenti, then blame the money or power for their attractiveness. The Devil makes them do it!

Just a fucking witch hunt at this point, what he did is nothing like other cases of sexual harrasment, he never even touched those women.

Plus he admitted it, apologized for it and it happend more than a decade ago.

I find it a bigger offense that these women go to the media with this shit and ruin his career for this shit.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
– Henry Kissinger

He knows he didn't commit any crimes so he has nothing to worry about by admitting it.

>suffer pentimenti
Who talks like this?

Stop fapping

"He's not funny cause he's liberal."

This fucking retarded political gang mentality that the libtards and conservashits play with is some of the most ignorant retarded shit I've ever seen.

You can stop spamming how a children's author feels, reddit spacer.

That's so dumb.

He had their consent, what did he do wrong?

Life can't be reduced to cute quotes. Get a wife or don't, and either way, jack off whenever you want. It's not some stupid game it's just something that humans do some times.

We're writing here.
Lucky you that the Internet is so full of dictionaries.

No, seriously. Are you a fag? Second year community college student who just learned a word he thinks will make him an intellectual?

>pretentious
>pedant
He's right. You're gay.

Not entirely certain you know wtf "cuck" means.

Marty, you're not thinking in the SJWth dimension! He's white and has a job that involves a bit of power, so even if they say "yes sir, please jack off in front of me!" it's only because of the inherent sexism built into the system so they still weren't consenting.

...in France

Unintentional irony.

*pats you on the head*
The adults are talking, sweetie.

kys kiddo

We know where you're from.

>Also is jerking off all you need to do to be considered a perv now? FTGE

Well, inviting people into your office\house and then just whip it out and start fapping in front of them.

I hope Louis CK career dies. He is not funny, he is just a fat guy who hates white people and swears to get laughs.

Was all of this before he was married?

Read all you want, just don't be a pretentious faggot. Why is this so difficult for you to understand? Son of single mommy?

what do you define as hating white people?

>door

Just Google "louis ck blocked door" you fucking retard. Fuck, do I have to do all the work of cleaning up your misinformed mind?

From a Gawker article:
> Thinking he was joking (that's exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up. He wasn't joking. When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn't their bag and made for the exit. But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.

Also, I'm a guy. Is this the first time anyone has had to try to prove their male on Sup Forums? What is this place coming to?

Tf does that even mean? Lol.

It means "Put on your footie pajamas and go to bed", retarded reaction face poster who thinks it's still 2010.

LCK is a loser. Remember the degrading things rock stars used to do to groupies.

We want our fourth-grade reading level back! Bring it back now or we start flinging our feces!

he never denied it because its not a big deal, hes already told everyone on stage the things he does

He gonna kill Him self it’s something that he’s always planed on doing just like robin Williams

what are they gonna sue him for honest flirting or masturbating in private?

Are you sure?

He says the allegations are true, in that there are allegations and that if there are allegations, then this statement must be true. Logic prevails

He blocked the exit from what I have heard. When he didn't, they did leave.

Oh my god fucking kill yourself with your celebrity idolatry bitch

>liberal
He's liberal on some things and conservative on others.
Jeez.

GET IN HERE YOU GUYS YOU GOTTA SEE THIS

If you read what he's saying you'll realize he's right. I'm not agreeing that it's evil or that I'll stop fapping. I'll fap off into sunset eventually. But what he says about fapping to invented concepts of perfection in women (or dudes if that's you thing) that can't ever be achieved in real life? That is very true. The extension of that is the internet and porn. (I'll also keep perving on those until I die as well.) But they do make it so that you aren't as inclined to be as socially skilled. If the only way to get off was with a girl, no other way, we'd have a lot fewer autists and neckbeards. All of that said, just because he was right about the cause and effect doesn't mean he was right about it being objectively bad.

>From a Gawker article:

Whos being a pretentious faggot by reading? Sounds more like an indication of your insecurity than anything else.

who triggered the fuck out of you? LUL

I'm just waiting for the sjw's to start digging in that area. They're in for a treat

He did deny it once when these rumors started surfacing. He said something along the lines of "thats not real." He dismissed it, he didnt want to talk about it. I believe that was the one time he commented on it until now.

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two "no ones" bitches trying to get some free publicity
why ppl fell for this?

Not you, apparently.

I want to address the stories told to The New York Times by five women named Abby, Rebecca, Dana, Julia who felt able to name themselves and one who did not.

These stories are true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was O.K. because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first, which is also true. But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn’t a question. It’s a predicament for them. The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly. I have been remorseful of my actions. And I’ve tried to learn from them. And run from them. Now I’m aware of the extent of the impact of my actions. I learned yesterday the extent to which I left these women who admired me feeling badly about themselves and cautious around other men who would never have put them in that position. I also took advantage of the fact that I was widely admired in my and their community, which disabled them from sharing their story and brought hardship to them when they tried because people who look up to me didn’t want to hear it. I didn’t think that I was doing any of that because my position allowed me not to think about it. There is nothing about this that I forgive myself for. And I have to reconcile it with who I am. Which is nothing compared to the task I left them with. I wish I had reacted to their admiration of me by being a good example to them as a man and given them some guidance as a comedian, including because I admired their work.

The hardest regret to live with is what you’ve done to hurt someone else. And I can hardly wrap my head around the scope of hurt I brought on them. I’d be remiss to exclude the hurt that I’ve brought on people who I work with and have worked with who’s professional and personal lives have been impacted by all of this, including projects currently in production: the cast and crew of Better Things, Baskets, The Cops, One Mississippi, and I Love You, Daddy. I deeply regret that this has brought negative attention to my manager Dave Becky who only tried to mediate a situation that I caused. I’ve brought anguish and hardship to the people at FX who have given me so much The Orchard who took a chance on my movie. and every other entity that has bet on me through the years. I’ve brought pain to my family, my friends, my children and their mother.

I have spent my long and lucky career talking and saying anything I want. I will now step back and take a long time to listen. Thank you for reading.

I know, there’s like 2 entire decades of horny 15yo girls trying to get backstage into the cocaine and cock. Millennials and the white sheltered suburban media are going to have a fucking triggerfest meltdown when they discover they can get reparations for the partying they did in the sixties and seventies.

fair enough. hell be back in a few months when the #metoo thing dies down. most people know this isnt the same thing as harvey weinstein or bill cosby.

but you looka lika man

I did nothing wrong! Hahahahahahaha