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Pints.
(Got some myself, the bf can't be bothered.)

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shit

Received my $3333.43 monthly paycheck from Mr Noseberg today

(You) a mate that is an absolute crumpet

the gf sent me this

the gf asked me if she could place me willy inside her

told her to fuck off

do lesbians ever shag men just for a laugh?

there's a cute lesbo at work and it breaks my heart that she doesn't like cocks. i mean, i'm not gay but i could imagine i might bum a bloke just for the banter, so maybe a lezza would take cock just for shits and giggles?

made $184 last week and blew it all on dominos pizza

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why didn't you recycle the old new you gay cunt

depression usually results in a lot of catch-22 thoughts
its a mental ILLNESS be more sympathetic

hate the poor

love machine operators

heard you could fuck the lesbian out of lesbians, give it a try next time you two are alone x

sounds unhygienic eugh

hate racism

love racists

tell her youd shag her and her gf anyday

did you get the entire menu delivered?

>he actually believes there's such a thing as lesbians

lmao

bogans are probably gonna be more understanding, a few may go pigging etc. my blue collar friends and aquaintances do. however, my uni friends are the complete opposite and see guns as just evil.

i was explaining rifling and ballistics to a few when it came up in a convo and they weren't uncomortable but they acknowledged it was weird that i knew so much about guns. the topics were basically coriolis effect, barrel length, receivers and what types of ammunition do when they hit somene, not exactly expert topics.

take the piss man

Justify this youtube.com/watch?v=S1XM4INk8l8
It's fucking awful and does barely advertise the actual burger

Yeah she tried intimidating me after throwing the pot by charging at me but she's a weak girl and I'm 6'3 so i just pushed her back on her arse before she was able to hit me.

Any other stories of the brother's antics? I can't be the only one in this general with a fucked up family.

would love to suck a cute lad off right now

anime

fucking hate heteros
ah yes, you want 1% of the world to date you, maybe 0.1% in the sciences?

state of you

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What are you monthly finances like lads

Incomings:
Wages - £1450 after tax

Outgoings:
Rent - £0
Commuting - £0
Meal Deals - £50
Alcohol - £60-80
Drugs - £100

Might not and get a copy of the mail to see what these fidget spinners the kids are obsessed with are

nah I was a party and ended up paying for all the food somehow

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didn't one of you lot stay at this hostel?

youtube.com/watch?v=PL93VNdtd1o french tv was so cool before. people getting mad at each other and laughing and all. not all that calm hmm yes yes my friend shit theres today

all lesbos just need a good shagging my dad used to say

awful smell of desperation off this post

What?

gonna do a post

I'm not cute but my cock is x

the internet has given me a cloudy and deluded vision of the real world that I cannot handle

why the fuck is this kiwi so desperate to get guns in australia what's he planning

please show it x

It's probably designed for viewers to associate good feelings with the brand, people are more likely to remember how something makes you feel rather than what exactly was said, or advertised, in this case.

If Ecuador are fine keeping Julian assange when don't they just take him to Ecuador instead of having him in the London embassy?

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found €2 in my pockets i'd forgotten about

The soupa too e spice

he's not as bad as your sis but i see similarities. complete inability to take responsibility for actions, always everyone elses fault when he does something fucking dumb. blames mum for everything that didnt pan out like he wanted but then will run back to her the moment something is wrong until it's fixed then it's her fault it happened.

he moved out about 18 months ago and i see him now and then but we're basically estranged. apparently he told my grandparents whom he still talks to occasionally he wants nothing to do with any of us and frankly, i couldn't care less. bit awkward when people ask if i've got a brother though, bit weird having an estranged sibling in your early 20's.

wish i spoke french

did you just cross the border?

realdoll

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something terribly wrong with mr seplut

30.70/hour and typical shifts are 3 hours, but I'm a casual so it's usually 3-5 a week, so $1842 maximum

commuting - $20 or so I just take the bus
food/drink - probably $400ish
everything else - $100
live with the parents so no rent

lol @ phimos pathetic life

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jesus. would love to facefuck her though

idiot

wait is that phimos with the sister problems? kek

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love pints

>However, police in London said they would still be obliged to arrest him if he left. The Metropolitan Police Service (MPS) said Mr Assange still faced the lesser charge of failing to surrender to a court

So if he waits until after brexit, does he european arrest warrant still apply? That will mean he can walk out after a mere 7 years inside the embassy

£1400 after tax
rent - £400
bills & food - £250
car + petrol - £250
booze/gear/cigs - £150
Investments/savings - £200
the rest just evaporates

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love men, love being gay, love muscles and cocks, love handsome and cute faces, hate women

as soon as he steps foot outside the embassy he'll be arrested

>not splitting the bill
I made that mistake before, except with like an ounce or two of weed instead of food. To be fair to myself, some nigger said he was going to have enough money to pay me and had some convoluted story about how his friend who lived far away couldn't come for some probably fake reason and I didn't want to seem like a stingy person by not sharing any with the people at the party.

zawe ashton was hot in season 4

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>He liked techno?

He will get arrested for skipping bail in the UK and won't get given bail again because they know he'll just skip it

Get him into an Ecuadorian helicopter above the Embassy then

I'm sure Ecuador probably have special forces

absolute state of that front page

high wycombe seems comfy af

I think I was just really drunk and some runtoid ordered it all online and got me to take my card out somehow and the rest, as they say, is history

gf just sent me this

Don't ever appropriate my culture again aussie twats

'cide

fucking creepy thing

don't think they care that much, not worth breaching UK airspace and law just to get him out
he's fine in the embassy

why is one of his eyeballs floating in mid-air?

Business idea: invite this beta Aussie mong to parties and get him to pay for takeaway

wtf is wrong with people hope you know them so you at least know woh to ask for the money

chocolate
cuckoo clocks
dignitas

Sure, they're just going to let a foreign military helicopter fly into London

who are you mistaking for me ive barely posted this thread

disappointed I haven't gotten any lad's cock yet
VERY disappointed

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ah yes so this is what captcha is for

id be sad if my eye was floating off my head

cheeky gamble on the final German games x

yeah was just over mate sorry about that

Barrack obongo got to bring loads of shite when he came, just get the ecuadorian president to visit

the 'f

hmm yeah they sound alike, with the exception of his choice to be estranged.
The sister's always going on about how upset she is that we don't constantly praise her, start conversations, or "help her in her times of need" whilst being completely incapable of even being a decent human to anyone else. Can't see her choosing to have no contact with the mum or I, which is unfortunate, but I'll probably end up going no contact with her unless she decides to get some course that helps a lot with BPD.

Opened up my phone to show my mum something on the internet and it was still on the pornhub page from earlier

Literally never wanna show my face down stairs ever again

I dunno

had it up to here with 4chanX, keeps fucking up and its getting me miffed
(fucked up while posting this)

'cc

Anyone voting Labour?

willy is hard please assist

how do you actually use betfair? the UI is atrocious

bet365 is the one for me

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*sucks you off*