/nfl/ general - QB'S THAT COWBOYS FANS TOLD YOU WOULD WIN THE OWL edition

SEA: Marshawn Lynch says he plans to unretire
FA: Nick Mangold leaves Ravens visit without deal
SEA: Report: Pats in on Sherman if losing Butler
FA: Peter King: Door still open for Romo to play
CLG: Leonard Fournette down to 228 lbs at Pro Day
FA: Patriots and FA Blount have mutual interest
LAR: Rams do deal with 31-year-old C John Sullivan
CLE: Browns still expected to part with Osweiler
FA: Tony Romo on returning: 'Never say never'
PHI: Eagles acquire Timmy Jernigan from Ravens
DAL: Cowboys officially release retired QB Romo
LAC: Philip Rivers fine with Chargers drafting QB

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first for friendly reminders

Cowboys blew a 25 year lead.

...

go pack go

$(ERS

Look forward to that 6-10 next season?

Is Curtis Samuel the most underrated WR in this draft class?

>Richard Sherman to the Pats

Lel he better check that niggerishness at the fucking door

>taking a system babby out of their system

Belichick wouldn't fall for that meme would he?

>Giants are down 4 with a minute left in the game, 3rd and 6.
>Eli gets the snap, drops back to throw
>doesn't throw to Marshall or OJB
>interception! Giants lose
>Marshall and OBJ get in Eli's face at the same time.

With OBJ and Marshall bully poor Eli? He's not the Alpha personality his brother was.

official sports movies power rankings corrected version aka fuck remember the titans
1. cool runnings
2. raging bull
3. friday night lights (took me years to watch it. great movie actually)
4. slapshot
5. space jam
6. the sandlot
7. blue chips
8. rocky 4
9. warrior
10. goon
11. ali
12. field of dreams
13. any given sunday
14. cinderella man
15. hoosiers
16. for love of the game
17. moneyball
18. rudy
19. the fighter
20. happy gilmore/waterboy
non fiction sports movies list
1. Hoop Dreams
2. touching the void
3. endless summer
4. pumping iron
5. when we were kings
6. dogtown and z boys or bones brigade
7. beyond the mat
8. Olympia
9. stop at nothing
10. 30 for 30 of your choice

>Little Giants not in the list
>Little Giants not #1

Trash list

>No The Longest Yard

NEVADAWOO~

>Texans give away draft picks to get rid of trashweiler
>To make space for Romo
>Who would rather be an analyst
KEK fucking HOUSTON prove to me their isn't a more cucked football city in the history of football
>Protip thou cans't
>Lost original afl franchise to Kansas City
KANSAS HAHAHA
>lost 2nd franchise to Tennessee
TENNEWHO? Micro market compared to metro Houston.
>Current franchise is as useful as a shitcicle.
Stop trying Houston.
>Also over/unders on years until the franchise leaves for SD/OAK/ST. LOUIS and which one.

>Cool runnings at the top
LITERALLY MY NIGGAH!!! DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO READ REST OF LIST. I KNOW YOU HAVE FANTASTIC TASTE.

I threw on the sandlot. did not enjoy the little giants. JFFM I love you bruh, but youre a fucking trashy moron if you think the longest yard deserves to be on there

It was all a ploy to get Romo off the books completely without it looking like collusion. Jerry working his businessman magic to do right by Romo

This is possibly the worst list ive ever seen on Sup Forums. I pray its bait

someone should make a power rankings of 30 for 30s, there's a lot of real good ones out there

So Dallas cucks Houston yet again. Seriously how can one city be big brothered that hard so many times.

Eat shit

>No Jerry Maguire either

thats the only thing I care about. fuck the rest of them. cool runnings is the GOAT sports movie.
now I gotta watch this senna documentary about some race car driver.
the lance armstrong documentaries are great also. that guy was such a fucking horrible person. just lying to everyone. threatening to ruin peoples lives. every time he almost got caught lying he doubled down and just went pitbull on people close to him. the guy was a genuinely unapologetic terrible person and he just constantly digs his own grave. if you havent seen it watch it. just a character study of this incredibly driven person and monstrous human being bullying anyone that gets in his way. unable to share glory or give credit or acknowledge anything other than himself. fuck lance armstrong.

already have. but I need to update it. the new ones have actually been great.
jerry macguire
jesus christ JFFM I thought you were a cool dude. they aren't kidding when the say NZ and AUS are just like Arkansas with a nice beach.

>No Senna
>No Million Dollar Baby
>No Caddyshack

where the FUCK is Major League you fucking loser?

>literally 5 to 4 years ago, the 49era were actual a superbowl contending team with colin kapernig
What went wrong and what was Sup Forums like?

Belichick would just put him in a similar system, obviously. Being able to excel as part of a system is a good thing.

I smell a Pats shill.

nvm didn't see that you hadn't watched Senna lel

also Invincible is another great movie if you haven't seen it. I actually liked it far more than The Fighter

The Hustler as well is a fucking awesome film although It's a about Pool so it doesn't have the same feel to it as a lot of sports movies

30 for 30 rankings with complete admission of personal bias not artistic merit brought to you by in n out
1. June 17th, 1994
2. The best that never was
3. the two escobars
4. once brothers
5. pony excess
6. catching hell
7. you dont know bo
8. benji
9. chasing tyson
10. fantastic lies
11. the U
12. slaying the badger
13. four falls of buffalo
14. broke
15. of miracles and men
16. four days in october
17. run ricky run
18. without bias
19. small potatoes
20. there's no place like home simply because it was this despicable (((person))) going around sticking a camera in peoples faces so they would donate money so he could bring back the basketball rules to kansas and make a movie about it. disgusting. worst one.

These are all valid complaints. It looks like you slapped together that list hastily

it was at 9. major league got taken off for Rocky 4.

>no rand university
kys

that was a stupid choice. you must be stupid.

no the only valid complaint is the lack of major league which was included in the original.

little giants, jerry macguire, longest yard are garbage.
caddyshack should be on there but it's not so much a sports movie. happy gilmore had him going to tournaments and stuff.

you guys havent seen slapshot, or goon, or warrior or blue chips I'm guessing.
the only movie I'm iffy on is The Fighter because there might be better boxing movies even.

no chimping out and getting away with it U
>nope. it's a biased list and I really disliked that one.
rocky 4 had the greatest training montage in the history of film with the super soviet tech vs rocky in the mountain cabin you dolt

combination of things
>Baalke's all ACL team was never able to produce
>Aldon Smith decided being a dumb nig was more fun than being a star athlete and spent about hlaf of his time suspended before getting cut
>Cully decided to chip out
>Ray McD finally stepped up and became a quality starter then decided to chimpout
>team didn't seem to be able to find any top tier WRs
>Harbs hurt York's feefees and got fired
>Willis said "well fuck this, i'm out"
>the promising NT got his legs destroyed
>Cowboy got old and retired

TL;DR
Baalke draft picks didn't work out usually and the defense lost pretty much everyone

Trent Baalke was useless at drafting. I remember watching the draft and he took AJ Jenkins round 1 in 2013 I think it was and Mike Mayock was completely baffled he straight up said he had a 5th round grade on him lel

You have Rocky 4 and don't have original Rocky, and yet I'm the dolt? Holy shit.

>it was at 9
>something else is now 9
>therefore major league is not even top 30 anymore
does this make sense to anyone
also bigger, stronger, faster should be in the nonfiction ones.

rocky 4 is the best rocky.

raiders cant even talk to aldon smith while he's on suspension.
nigger goes on and gets a domestic violence call in february.

him and josh gordon need to have a 30 for 30 in a few years

>Rocky 4 is better than Rocky 1
this is undoubtedly the worst opinion on the internet right now

Give one credible example of anyone saying this.

>Funny thing about the NFL, though: Market size doesn't quite operate like it does for other sports, thanks to the lack of local cable deals -- football teams can happily survive in relatively tiny markets like Buffalo (No. 52) or Green Bay (No. 70) so long as they get a cut of the national TV contracts. That also means that the advantage of playing in a big market is substantially lessened for NFL owners compared to those in other sports.

with that being said

why are teams like kanass shitty so bad

How is Jerry Jones so powerful?
>Made Raiders move to L.A
>Top Fox analyst (and now CBS) is a former Cowboy
>Irrelevant for a decade but most watched team
>Hosting the draft for the first time in Texas

I prefer rocky 4. rocky one is great but it doesn't already have the 80s cheese of rocky 4 established.

rocky is just a good movie. but his accent kinda ruins it to be taken seriously.
rocky 4 is fun. better villain. higher stakes. better scenes. more memorable.
I must break you vs adriannnnn

Free agents don't want to live in Kansas, they want big suburban New England or no state tax and good weather Texas

Not Carter but here's another friendly reminder lmao

cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25161550/tony-romo-were-going-to-win-a-super-bowl-next-year

>most watched team
that is just recently

well your opinion is shit. Rocky won best picture and is 100% more memorable. Everything famous about the franchise (his great, the music, the fucking stairs) is from the first movie

his grit*

slut

>didnt have the cheese
So? It was a nice movie and different feel.

Like first blood being about shooting asshole cops as a pdst soldier while the sequel is cheese.

Then again i liked rock 4, so i can see why you like it

rocky is the better movie. and a great film. and better merit artistic wise.
whatever. switch them. either one could be there. and now I think we should replace the fighter with major league also.

all I care about is Cool Runnings. not much NFL kino.
anybody watch that year with the cardinals on amazon? it was pretty good
dont know who is gonna be on hard knocks this year. I hope titans or chargers or bucs.
havent watched anything from nfl films lately.

>kino
Time to fliter

I remember when Carter got cut. Front page, above-the-fold news in the Dallas Morning News. Pathetic city.

They could trade for Emma Watson next month and Cowboys fans would be like, "Bold move. We're gonna win the Owl this year. Might even go 16-0."

>be Houston
>gigantic sprawling metro area
>run 100% of your teams like small-market penny-pinchers

I have never understood this.

Jerruh is non-ironically the best owner in the league. Kraft is close, the Patriots would've left New England without him, but what did have to do the last 17 years since hiring Belicheck?

Getting closer. Some notes:

1) Rocky > Rocky 4 > Rocky 3 > Creed > Rocky Balboa > Rocky 2 > Rocky V
2) Sandlot > Space Jam
3) Warror, The Fighter = Trash tier. No one remembers these. Generic garbage.
4) Cinderella Man = shit. I know Sup Forums will love it because Maximus knocks out a Jew, but that Jew won World War II so shut the fuck up.
5) Watch "The Longest Yard" (1974). Do it now.
6) Hoosiers, mate.

>jj best owner

How many rings does he have?

>Sandlot > Space Jam
stop posting

Why hasnt AD been signed?

wants to get paid $9 million and nobody is willing to pay him that

well all the best sports movies are either boxing or baseball ones.

warrior was a great movie with a good script, great actors and pretty decent fight scenes. I thought it was gonna be bullshit and ended up being blown away.
hoosiers is on there.
space jam is way better than the sandlot. as far as nostalgia goes even.

>THE GREAT BAMBINO
>THE SULTAN OF SWATS
>THE COLOSSUS OF CLOUT
>THE COLOSSUS OF CLOUT
>BABE RUTH


>FOREEVER
>FOOOORRREEEEVER

>YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL


Name me a good meme quote from space jam.

Shit taste in Rocky list.

I'm sorry it hurts so much to be wrong.

We're not debating "Taste" we're debating Facts.

>Have the only other CB in the entire division that comes even a cunt hair within Jalen Ramsey's level
>Let him join him on the same team

Houston is fucking retarded

If the Patriots sign Sherman 19-0 is 100% guaranteed, if it isn't already.

>AF
>game always goes forward
>defensive positions
>midfielders

>judging a movie by quotes

Space Jam is as good as it is because of the visuals and the memorable scenes.

If I'm billicheat i take ap over systembaby desu senpai

Michaeljordanssecretstuff.mpeg you goof

>Implying Blake "Chosen Undead, Ashen One, Bearer of the Curse" Bortles doesn't invade New England as a Dark Spirit and stop him in the playoffs with a twink build

>post yfw belichick acquires ap AND shermsherm and blows out every team by 50 points this season

>it has great visuals

So does "Anal Ass Blasters 17" but that doesn't make it a good movie.

Not as good as the original maybe, but still a great movie in its own right

PRAISE THE SUN

forgot pic

>Sherman requested the trade

is he playing 4d chess?

It means he's tired of the Seahawks and knows they're on the decline.

DE: Kony Ealy
DT: Alan Branch
DT: Malcom Brown
DE: Trey Flowers
LB: Dont'a Hightower
LB: Elandon Roberts
LB: Rob Ninkovich
CB: Stephon Gilmore
CB: Richard Sherman
SS: Patrick Chung
FS: Devin McCourty

They have far and away the best offense AND defense this year. Who the fuck will be able to beat them? It's fucking absurd.

This can't happen.

Devil's advocate here... their linebackers (besides Hightower) are below average. Nink used to be a good edge player but he's getting old. Maybe they draft someone, but their first pick is late in the draft as is.

Their defensive line is definitely good, but not at pass rushing. That could be a scheme thing, though. Their bend-but-don't-break method that they employed last year works (obviously), but I'd like to see them get after it like they did from 01-04. Even in '14 with Revis and Browner playing press man they dialed up more creative pass rushes. Hope they return to that a bit this year, because with either Butler or Sherman, their secondary is a top 5, probably top 3 secondary in the NFL. No need to use such a soft scheme this year.

It won't

Seahawks would want a 1st round pick this year certainly so there's no way he'll end up on the Patriots

>trade butler to saints for a first rounder
>trade first rounder to Seahawks for Sherman

They should just do a straight up Butler/Sherman trade. Both teams swap their disgruntled CBs. Seattle fans would be conflicted as fuck about Butler, though.

Surely Sherman is worth more than a first rounder

If they land Sherman they'll have arguably the best secondary in the league, absolutely a top 3, and this would be devastating for the rest of the league because...

That fucking offense. They'll be dropping 35-60 points per game with their current lineup, so opposing teams will be forced to heave the ball the entire game if they want to have any hope of keeping up. Having two potentially shut down corners, along with McCourty....Jesus Christ that could get ugly.

To say the fucking least. This is a huge "if" followed be a bigger "if"

Perfect recipe for another 18-1

>Butler on the Seahawks

Ugh....

QB: Brady
WR: Cooks/Edelman/Hogan/Mitchell/Amendola
TE: Gronkowski/Allen
RB: Burkhead/White/Lewis

Then you add Blount/Peterson to the mix... other teams' chances of winnin' DRASTIC GO DOWN

>driving in north florida
>faggot in pickup truck in front of me
>florida license plate
>university of auburn sticker on window
>cowboys stickers on other windows
the fuck did I just see

an average american sports fan

You forgot Airbud

>people are sleeping on the packers again this year