Going to date rape my wife tonight. What should I do to her?

Going to date rape my wife tonight. What should I do to her?

make her tea, tuck her in, fap to gay porn

rolling for this

Make her do a barrelroll in bed while you sharpie Fox Mcloud on her ass.

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Anyone else have suggestions? I'll try and take pictures.

Make her eat something gross.

kek

As funny as that is I prefer something less strange.

Shove a tv remote into her ass.

Fuck her armpit. Do it with maximum enthusiasm

Fuck another girl on top of her, then creampie your wife. Get her to lick your balls and her clit or something when you're gonna cum

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I don't know if another girl is going to want to fuck around while my wife is drugged up. I'd have an easier time letting some random guy fuck her.

Hogtie her and fuck her face.

so why exactly are you roofieing your wife? She doesnt put out?

L O L

You'd be surprised how many girls are into that, hell, find a girl who hates your wife, women love this shit, or just hire a hooker

It's not rocket surgery, user

I've tied her up before. It's not as fun tying up a girl who has no control of most of her motor functions to begin with. It's been a while though.

She does, but she's very very vanilla. The best sexual experiences with her have been when I drug her. 5-10mg of Xanax + alcohol does wonders for inhibitions and memory loss

Ass to mouth

>Date raping my wife
>something else strange

user, you've already crossed that line. Do it.

I'd prefer not to fuck around with STD ridden whores. I love sluts, but I'd rather not risk either of us getting anything.

See how many sharpie fit in pooper. When pooper is of fill, full vagene. Then give steveland cleamer while she sleps. 100% works 60% of time

in that case rape her asshole until she bleeds then shove your shit and blood covered cock in her mouth until she starts choking and cum deep in her throat, not pulling out until she passes out

Stick your cock in her vagina and your hand up her anus and wank yourself off through her butthole

You aren't wrong. I'd just rather spend my time getting off than laughing at her eating something.

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I mean, you've date raped her, so you've got a while, why not take a five minute intermission between whatever else and just make her eat something gross? Sometimes you need a little laugh.

So get an escort then, you're making excuses, I'm just trying to give you a normal idea over some cuck shit

Beat her.

Make her snort your cum. I've never seen that

Make her eat your butt

Pickle juice. Make her drink it.