/mlb/ general - crying >rags Edition

LAA:Garrett Richards exits w/ possible arm injury
CLE:Lindor's ninth-inning slam propels Indians
TEX:Banister not ready to yank Sam Dyson from 9th
CIN:Finnegan fans nine in seven shutout innings
SD:Report: Edwin Jackson to O's on minors deal
SF:Denard Span (hip) not in Wednesday's lineup
BOS:Pomeranz (arm) looking likely for Sunday
TOR:Roberto Osuna (neck) throws off flat ground
MIN:Escobar plates four runs in win over Royals
BOS:Mookie Betts (flu) not starting Wednesday
CWS:Pelfrey inks minor league deal with White Sox
WAS:Anthony Rendon (calf) returns to Nats' lineup

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>rags
I got nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg

AL West confirmed worst division

Top of the 12th, Kemp up to bat

>le MVP face

Mariners!
rough game tonight

Jints blew another lead while the Dodgers won.

Worst team to be a fan of considering everything:

A. >rags
B. whos
C. memeiners
D. mest

rags?

The two best shortstops in baseball both hit huge home runs with their team down by a run and back against the wall tonight.

Looks like the Diamondbacks are good now. You can't ignore 20 runs in 3 games.

Memeiners

At least you didn't kill yourself today. Smile.

oh, i feel real sorry for the whos and their world series win this century

>tfw two inteligence to believe the dodgers bullpencil is going to be good all year

ill do my best
maybe theyll get a win tomorrow

hahahahahahahhahaha

as if mang

B

A BIG RED DOWN ARROW

>not posting the smug wahoo version

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Buy Eric Hofmer he comes with a glove where sometimes the ball gets stuck in the web but he refuses to replace the glove because it's the source of his replacement level power

>greatest baseball movie of all-time
>shitty children's flick

no rivalry here senpai

That's Eric Hosmer's glove on the right

>heidi dressed up as a sexy teacher

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

don't worry though, instead of blowing a late lead they just won't ever get the lead despite a great pitching performance

Astros: 1
Mariners: 0

I've been returning to Moneyball recently. Very enjoyable.

Gonna have to make the argument that Bull Durham and The Sandlot are arguably better than your choices though.

Sup Forumsstros!

ah yes, the movie the A's made about the year the Angels won the world series

I'll take Eric Hosmer and the ghost of 2015 Johnny Cueto please.

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>The Sandlot

that falls under the category of shitty children's flick. Try watching it as an adult, it's brutal

>DisAstros

I counter-offer boudoir photography

For the ladies

>lastros

you got a deal.

Bull Durham
Sandlot
Major League

All better than Prettyboiball

When my dad used to say 'don't get caught looking', I used to not watch the ball as it came into the strike zone, thinking that would count as me not getting caught looking and they wouldn't strike me out..

>ESPN Stats & Info@ESPNStatsInfo 3m3 minutes ago
>George Springer's 13th-inning home run was calculated at 353 feet. It would not have been a home run at any other MLB park

do u guys ever worry that your team wont win the world series soon

Lmao, being a Rangers fan is like be Carl. Like, you know bad shit is always gonna happen so you don't even give a fuck anymore. Might as well talk shit in the meantime because the only enjoyment you have in life is witnessing other's suffer as much as you.

It doesn't matter, none of this matters.

I've watched it recently and didn't find it all that terrible. I'll have to rewatch Angels in the Outfield though and then compare them.

Holds up well if you had a group of friends as a kid you can feel nostalgic about

So it's an awful movie as an adult

No. Because I know my team will never win a World Series.

McCann's HR was the same too. Fucking fuck

Now that's one sexy Cueto.

let me guess - Rangers fan?

this could quite possibly be the year

Billy Beane is a fraud.

I like this

I'm gunna start incorporating this into my posts, but I need to build up pictures since it's a new computer

that being said I need pictures of anime girls and memes

and what the fuck 5 captchas jesus christ

go to Sup Forums to find smug anime girls

No. Mariners.

Beane could have won a World Series or two had the team not been Brokeland.

>ee didn't get a hit today

Altuve slumping worries me, the guy isn't prone to slumps. He wasn't hitting throughout spring training, and he got outhit by Odor in the WBC, for Christ's sake. His timing seems off or something, the leg kick isn't as dramatic unless he's decided to swing. He's also chasing pitches that he shouldn't be swinging at, which is unlike him. The guy up until now doesn't go 0-6, but he did tonight, and thats worrisome.

Morton was a very nice surprise throughout spring training. His pitches have worked so far, he had a great K rate in Spring and he had a few of them tonight. He's also prone to getting grounders. I hope he can keep it up for a whole season, because him and McHugh should be fighting for 3/4. Musgrove needs to come out and take the 5 spot from Fiers. Fiers is TERRIBLE (outside of the no-hitter in 2014) and there are too many good arms in the Astros system - notably Martes. The only reason Fiers is still around is because he has value as a starter when the rotation inevitably gets injured, but he's fucking terrible and the Astros spent too much on him.

Going to my first yankee game next week, what to expect?

boy those grapes sure are sour eh

Still won though.

>Making a movie about the year your biggest rival won the world series

Lots of tourists. No real New Yorker likes the Yankees.

a loss

Is this the year we get rid of Braun?

Everything to be overpriced. Also faggots because its the Yankees

yankee fans
im sure it will be awful

>Everything to be overpriced.

Oh boy, like literally every major league ballpark?? kys

i still get sad when I think of his name up on the wall at rogers centre

gotta take your satisfaction where you can

>Red Sox won and Sale did well

Guys I'm so happy to have a good pitcher on the mound. Fucking Price, hope he dies

still baseball left to watch tonight senpaitachi, NPB
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chiba vs hokkaido (Otani)

come post here so brazil bro isn't lonely

Sorry friend but nenecchi is incorporated with the Rice Owls/Texans/rockets

t. Pennsylvanian

One of these things is not like the other

Didn't the Mets just go to the World Series?

disappointment. have fun watching a team with a mediocre lineup and terrible starting rotation. The bullpen seems good tho

bitch we cant score runs to save a life this is all we have now

otani is up lads, his OPS is like 2.000 (through 5 games) this season, too good for that shit league

>we

Well I'm a Texans and Rockets fan too!

We've been over this, he's the team shitposter.

>Blow Gays haven't won't a game yet

Why is he crying? You should be happy unless you are a Blue Jays fan.

>Jays, White Sox, Royals, Mariners, Rangers, Marlins, Pirates

JUST

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>Blow Gays

the white sox are rebuilding there are no expectations, the jays and mariners deserve their own tier of shit

Imagine actually living in Canada

Who still /162-0/ here?

>He unironically is a fan of the
Toronterrible Blow gays

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>comparing a team with back to back WS wins (one was a walkoff dinger) and consecutive ALCS appearances with a team that hasn't made the postseason in 16 years and never been to the world series

hello bandwagoner

>ZERO (0) WINS

goldface this

*unzips >rags*

you understand we are talking about this season only right?

>2017
>Not having a win

I seriously hope your team doesn't do this

>Canadians actually thought they could play baseball

NO WINS. NOT EVEN ONE WIN.

>extrapolating season performance from the first 2 (T W O) games

hello bandwagoner

It's a Canada fight love this episode
Where's that Tigers Canadian
Strike up a three-way for me

what the fuck else are we supposed to do you you cuck

not even mad, we are finally gonna firesale and rebuild properly

Make more syrup, you goddamn leaf. My pancakes are dry.

>not eating pancakes with chocolate syrup

>eating pancakes with chocolate syrup
What the fuck is wrong with canada?

be happy that baseball is back and look forward to the next game? get behind the team in pursuit of another playoff spot instead of doomsaying constantly like you did last year when we made the ALCS again? do you know what being happy and hopeful is like, you stupid self-hating fucking faggot? this season may very well be fucking shit, but doesn't make you any less of a worthless fucking faggot if you never even cared or wanted your team to win

gotta fight the good fight against cancerous bandwagoners for whom baseball is just another outlet for their misery