ROYALS VS. TWINS GAME THREAD

Hammel vs. Gibson

is the season officially over if the royals lose today?

No. you fucking pessimist. The only real weak link is Strahm.

the bottom of the order is a blackhole

The whole lineup is cold right now. But I am confident they can warm up the bats. Strahm has absolutely lost them any chance at coming back. 81 ERA.

but you wont win many games if you only score one run

another shitty at bat. wtf were these idiots doing in the spring

This is better than yesterdays pic the order is correct thank you op

I know that. I'm still confident that they can do it. A shit start is nothing new to me. Hell I have been a fan here for 13 years.

Good question. They were 17-15 so they had something. They seem to have lost it.

what is this
don't be rude

Royals.

this team has way more talent than the teams from the 90's and 00's. no reason to play as bad as this

it's two games dumdum
they're a streaky team

are the royals actually going to extend hosmer

Don't make me use my meme magic to school you boy.

hofmer gives me an extension lol and iot's a long one too

>chiefs earring
what a whore

wow such rude

If they extend him and not Moose I will be pissed.

Fuck, I was mad they went with Gordon over Zobrist. As much as Gordo is the face of the team, he is old as balls and injury prone.

The Chiefs need some love.

When you post, the memes sing.

they didnt get a deal done before the season so he is going to be a free agent. tho most likely he will be traded at the deadline

we need meme now more than ever

stop posting cartoons fag

>No offense
Senpai, plz don't do this to yourself, they need to find themselves if the offense continues like this its over

Uhh, go Twins?

anime is real dummy

Sir, you've got a thumbnail. Have the full thing.

That we do. That we do.

This depends on how they are in the standings as it nears. If they are in contention I expect SOME moves at the trade deadline to shore up weaknesses*cough* bullpen*cough*. The core of the team should stay through the season in this case.
If they are not, expect a firesale.

This image is how I feel about the season so far.

But we'll come back guys!

Thank you sir.

Fight me boi

love it

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Should I put a royals hat on this man?

>This depends on how they are in the standings as it nears.
likely fighting with the whos for last place

oh man is that beard boy without the beard ?????

That is beardboy without the beard.

simply epic

you chinese cartoon fucking shits need to get out

That bearded fuck cheated and interfered.

Don't be mad, he made a fair catch. It would have hit the top of the wall past the yellow line and gone out. Home run all the way.

You shut your whore mouth. the K is nothing like Guaranteed Rape Field.

Who dis?

this was it the last frame before the ball bounced down into the glove. It'd have easily been a HR either fucking way.

he was at least 10 feet back from the wall and even more if you account for the camera angle

who is this

i still believe

They love making us sweat though.

Royals have no fans. The Jays have an entire country including myself. We deserved to go to the WS.

Wait guys, look at the bearded mans face in this

that shit eating grim lmao.

need to start dripping desu

>Muh batflips
GTFO syrupnigger.

alright enough with the walks

i'm serious you guys

>who is this
not telling you until you stop posting cartoons

pl-pl-please hammel no walk

why is this game scheduled so early on a weekday?

I'm done for this game. No promises on the rest of the season though.

Because you touch yourself at night.

I don't know other than that. I wasn't invited to that meeting.

because nobody goes to twins games anyways

i was invited to the meeting where you were touching yourself but i didn't go because it seemed a little gay

God fucking damn it. Yost needs to get up the ass of the pitching staff. This shit is unacceptable.

oh man

oh man oh man

Rookie mistake.

>missing that tag
TRADE EVERYONE NOW

is mondesi the worst player in baseball?

he's the future, him and Strahm and I guess Jorje Soler

the future is quickly approaching and it doesn't look great

its some bitch named hilarie burton

looks like it is back to 100 L seasons desu

he was hyped so much now im starting to believe it was all bullshit

Probably. and checked

Dont forget Walk'em Off Soria.

Don't do this to me, Royals.

>getting swept by the twins

Enjoy last place Fag city

I'd pee in her butt.

mad about royals?

soria gives me ptsd

You are confusing KC with Toronto there pal.

He gives us all the PTSD.

Fucker can't handle the pressure of a close game.

at least they got swept by a good team, perennial winners, a real contender team

I'd rather get swept by the Whos.

Game ain't over yet. There is still some more baseball to play.

>it's a "royals swing at garbage" episode
do they have to show this one every single day

royals suck again. at least going to games will be more fun now

>75 replies
>11 posters
>1 of them was me
Nice fanbase you got there

mad?

Do we shit up your team's game threads? No. Fuck off.

This thing where Gordon's so patient at the plate that he watches strike 3 fly by him twice a game is getting really old here fellas

Not trying to be a pessimist but they really, really gotta get their shit together or trade anyone with any kind of value whatsoever

>75 replies
>7 replies per fan average

Oh boy, people discussing their team and having fun, how horrible.

I'll also give this shit bait a (You) because that's how we do I guess

this is the year we restock the farm m80

Gordon knows he is retiring a Royal. He doesn't give a fuck anymore. That's part of why I am still mad they took him over Zobrist.

the problem with gordo was giving him the 18 per year because of sentimentality. Should have let him walk after the chip.

This. SO FUCKING MUCH THIS

GO TWINS

soemtimes you have to keep the fans happy

I'm a fan. I'm not happy.

Oh you mean the fucking normies...

do you remember how mad people were after the james shields trade? that x1000 if they didnt resign gordo

Yeah yeah. Still a stupid move.

Kek the shit bait did work

i agree to some extent, but people will forget everything if you win

ben zobrist wasnt the difference between last year's royals and another world series run

Go Royals!!

No but he was a pretty big component of the 2015 win. And far less injury prone.

>one hit against the twins 3rd starter
long fucking season ahead

The Shields trade brought us Wade Davis right? The normies might have been mad but I liked it.

wade davis was a throw in that the royals demanded because they wanted to use him as a starter and be able to say they got 2 starters out of the deal. even though he proved he was much better in the bullpen in tampa the royals tried him as a starter anyways and the rest is history.

THANK YOU BATHED PERETH