/brit/

The machines worked tirelessly to do man's bidding.

Priti Patel

>No Edition in the edition
POOR quality thread

his calf game is weak

>go into tesco during the late evening
>almost everybody using self-service machines
>still 1 or 2 people on tills
no point whatsoever

rate me date me hate me RAPE ME

>Priti Patel

I hate you all

what's late evening?

I worked at a store that was open 24 hrs and we had two people on tills all night. It was mostly for loss prevention

as someone who had bent and straight sex can assure you that its not much different
feels more dominant with a woman though

Who are better, SAS or SBS?

gonna go for a walk lads

fag

pd

> Hates women.
> Hates homosexuals.
> Hates the current state of the UK.
> Does not eat meat that has been killed in the "wrong" way.
> Very racist.
> Tendency to violent outbursts (at least, online).
> Has delusional fantasies based on outdated religious ideals.
> Is of extremely low social, economic and educational status.

Rorke, or Rasheed?

Really tosses your salad doesn't it...

You up for dominating me then? x

need a pastanigger gf

Take pics of your adventures for the lads

The SAS, they recruit from across the entire army. SBS are just highly trained marines.

reddit spacing

were you top or bottom

hope india and pakistan go to war soon. would be nice to see 2 disgusting blemishes on this planet disappear.

oh, forgot to add:
> Voted for Brexit.

>Pétain, who was 84 years old in 1940, ranks as France's oldest head of state. Today, he is considered the French equivalent to his contemporary Quisling in Norway.
Wikipedia has been utterly destroyed by leftists tbqh

Me? I'm much more comfortable in the centre.

will do

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the destruction of the sky

Been tending to my front lawn for the past 2 weeks and the motherfucking grass won't grow

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what is french slag for gay person? do you have as many as we do?

only pakistan would disappear, sending paki refugees your way

maybe conservapedia is more up your alley

good lad

imagine actually being religious
like, actually properly *believing* that stuff

must be amazing

apparently Ireland's next prime minister will be a paki bender

>May is better than Corbyn
absolute kek, how delusional

sorry, what's wrong with that sentence?

la homo

Post willy in the wild too

thinking about this for the old 'inder profile, is it too reddit?

One intelligent life form seeking another intelligent life form for the purpose of inducing chemical reactions which cause the illusion we call love and also looking for fulfil my inherent need to procreate and save the white race from complete genocide.

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hopefully

or pédé, pronounced payday, but with sharp ay

>what is french slag for gay person?
French person

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Going to die alone 2bh.

how is it apparent?

What have Argonians ever done? They just live in mud huts and get high off psychedelic tree sap all day. Truly worthless.

no

honestly stopped reading at the 3rd word

give yourself a quick mallet to the head

at least she doesn't openly support the ira mate

Un Coque Monsieur

bonjour pédé

they're both big fat liars

yeh takes a strange person to actually invest in that nonsense.

may as well wear a black brimmed hat for your pic.

Just whip it out behind a bush next to the Elementary school

>tfw when my mere existence shakes rorkes to the core
feels good

might join network rail or something so I can climb into cool tunnels

sublime post
merde post

far too

business idea: incentivise the white british to breed more instead of importing muslims

j'adore le coq

Aside from being poorly written it's subjective to the point of being asinine. Petain was a national hero in France pre-Vichy and the respect he commanded is largely what got him his position (and also spared his life after the war). Comparing him to a shallow opportunist like Quisling is absurd.

not really mate x

shan't

nah

tried both. it was with the same person anyway

love blasting gays and waiting for the inevitable triggering manifesting itself in nonchalantness such as your post. great stuff.

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Scared of a world outside you should go explore
Pull all the shades and wander the great indoors

Though lately I can't blame you
I have seen the world
And sometimes wish your room had room for two

So go unlock the door
And find what you are here for
Leave the great indoors
Please leave the great indoors

bent twat

im guessing you tried anal play before then? you cant just take a cock in your arse without having had anything up there before

Thank-you Pierre

Can you imagine living your entire life in Pakistan? That's almost as bad as living your entire life in East London.

If you're Chad, it works. This applies to any profile you create btw.

> I love being extremely mad but receiving little to no reaction.
hmm ok

WE CHOOSE TO GO TO DA MOON

delete this post you fucking RACIST

>33 posters
>79 replies

Lovely

who was in the wrong here?

think you replied to the wrong post. got the quote well wrong mate.

literally no hat big enough in my folder just wait till I get home and get my harddrive

ded

Post willy to shake things up

don't care because you'll either end up dying from AIDS or being thrown off a rooftop when the muslims become a majority

You must truly be low IQ if you correlate everything to race and creed. Can't imagine being this narrow minded.

>more people turn up for football than people do for the president of the united states of america

yeah
had to stretch that out innit
only did penetration once though -in both sides- we did more gentle stuff like foreplay and cuddling

i flew over it about 15 years ago, you could see the tiny people walking around in their mountain villages, no roads going to some of them. Looked quite nice from the air.

so cultural x

me on the left

why'd he do that?

taking the gf on a day trip to flat spracklen dukes place marlow

Good lads

who here /contrarian/? I used Sup Forums from 2011-2012 then left it used /fit/ a while and now /brit/

Listening to Deano tunes, pretending I had a different life where my gf is texting me to come pick her up in my Astra GXR so I can go meet the lads and their birds down the pub.

Can imagine it but sadly I'm stuck here for life. Someone please just feed me anthrax.

Saw a dead badger on the side of the road the other day

They're quite big aren't they

>we did more gentle stuff like foreplay and cuddling
pd2

Bored of hearing about Trump desu

You would think he was our fucking leader with the amount of news about him.